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Title: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 30, 2010, 06:27:46 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8049483

BREAKDOWN: A website trafficking in long debunked rumors such as Track Palin being addicted to Oxycontin and being forced to join army or go to jail has now printed a story about Willow Palin leading a group of 12 to 15 teens into an unoccupied home where they supposedly had a party that resulted in around $20k in damages and Gov. Palin has used to mystical powers of Rovian surreptitiousness to hide the offense away from the eyes of the local serfs where only intrepid purveyors of internet truth can divulge the facts.

whatevs

I suppose it is to be expected, but what is truly mind-boggling is how much the DUmmies WANT this to be true...

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Cha  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Tue Mar-30-10 12:25 AM
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1. It's the sneaky ugly hypocrisy..
   
Edited on Tue Mar-30-10 12:26 AM by Cha
It's palin inciting hate and violence towards drivers with Obama stickers.

It's the ol', drunken teen house party/political road rage gambit. It's a good thing we have such minds to connect the dots.

Quick! Get him some more crayons he has more dots to connect...and pages to color.
 
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 02:38 AM
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11. Another nail in the coffin for her aspirations to be in charge of the nuclear football n/t

Dammit! I was really looking forward to seeing Jesus in an atomic mushroom cloud over Mecca!

Now what am I supposed to do for Spring Break?
 
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:27 AM
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2. ah yes...more news from a member of "The Aristocrats".
   
If only she had been a member of the New Black Panthers Party, Willow could have had her party AND taught whitey a lesson.

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Electric Monk Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:42 AM
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6. LOL
   
http://humor.about.com/od/gross/a/ds072805.htm

nsfw
http://www.aristocratsjokes.com/joke.php?id=2106&listty...

 
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:44 AM
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7. LOL

EFerrari is dumb enough to spell "LOL" backwards.
 
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upi402 (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:27 AM
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3. Where there's smoke, there's fire
   
There's gonna be a trainwreck with these white trash power grubbing idjits.

Only at DU can you be aristocrats in one post and white trash in the next.

Memes: You should define yours.
 
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HipChick Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:32 AM
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4. Willow is obviously learning from her mother....
   
that she doesn't need to take responsibility for her actions

What does this even mean?
 
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glinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:40 AM
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5. so true and so sad n/t

No, really: what the **** are you idiots even talking about?
 
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laughingliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 12:59 AM
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8. That is one ugly story. And that whole Hawaii timeline is right on.
   
I do hope this is not the last we hear of this.

Yes, Dog forbid your political interlocutors should ever have a reasoned, principled position from which to disagree with you. It's so much better when you can lick your way through massive mud puddles for ways to attack their juvenile children.

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one_voice (68 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 01:12 AM
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9. Holy Crap...
   
WTF were those kids doing to cause 20,000 to 30,000 dollars worth of damage?

Whoa, she was only 15 and Todd and Sarah took off for Hawaii? Who was "watching" Willow? Sorry but 15 isn't old enough to stay alone while you're off frolicking on vacation.

I'd be PISSED if I was one of those boy's parents. Her daughter should have to face up to the consequences.

Sarah is all about Sarah. She's a star and she'll be damned if anything or anyone will get in the way of that. Even if it means hurting her child.

I'm lousy with faces but this site (http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/sarah-palin-treats-family-to-hawaiian-vacation-213329) purports to show "the Palin family" on vacation in Hawaii.

My theory: At night when Todd and Sarah had retired for the night to engage in wild, debauched orgies of Christianist monogamous orgies, Willow drove to Alaska, had the party and drove back to Hawaii before her parents awoke from their sacramental wine induced stupors?

M I ryt?!?!?!
 
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 02:34 AM
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10. It's all gonna come back and bite her in the ass one day
   
You just can't treat so many people so shitty for so long and get away with it forever. Something really bad is going to go down one of these days and it will no longer be possible to keep it under wraps. And when it starts to come unraveled we will see a meltdown of epic proportions as palin gets exposed as the phony she is.

From this story alone you can infer that there are a lot of pissed off people who will begin to start leaking things anonymously and when enough stuff comes out it will reach a point of critical mass. Even the liberal media who seem to be so enamored of her will have to report the story because it will go viral on the net and carried by foreign news sources. Somewhere somebody knows where all the bodies are buried and is keeping copious notes.

There ain't enough :popcorn: in the world to last when the shit finally hits the fan.

Yes, they should be running to the MSM any minute now.

Any...

...minute...

...
 
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dmr DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 04:27 AM
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12. Wasn't there a cover up involving her son? Which is why he went into the military?
   
I remember reading that, but don't remember the circumstances.

If my son were charged in this, and not the girls, I'd be screaming loud and clear. Selective prosecution.

Yeah, you idiots can't decide if it was for OxyContin--you know: the same stuff that RUSH LIMBAUGH!!! was addicted to, thus proving the truth of the allegations--or if it was because some school buses somewhere in the state of Alaska had been vandalized a week before he enlisted.

Pretty damning stuff there. I don't know how I can keep on voting conservative after this.

Someone call Howard Dean and tell him I'm converting.

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Mojeoux (113 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 04:27 AM
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13. Holy Macaroni! It never ENDS with these people! n/t    Updated at 5:35 AM

Shithead, nothing ever started.

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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 04:49 AM
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14. This story is starting to get some legs. National Inquirer had the story

From the National Enquirer:

Sarah Palin's got another Wasilla wild child on her hands - 15-year-old daughter Willow who's running with the "wrong crowd".

[... cue soul-wearying story that lists the travails of the Palin aristocracy have drug addicted son forced to join the army--not that such things are legal for a judge to order any more--to Levi Johnson's mother going to jail for selling drugs but that fact somehow reflects poorly on the Palins.]

 
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 05:54 AM
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15. RePUKE family values
   
in full force. x(

Your mother should have shoved a coat hanger through your head while she still had a chance.

Although, I'm of the opinion its never too late to do the right thing.
 
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DemocratSinceBirth Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 06:12 AM
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16. This Could Happen To Anyone's Kids And Has Happened
   
It's the hypocrisy that's truly astounding.

Yeah, just ask Algore about his inconvenient youth.

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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 06:23 AM
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18. As with Nixon, this is about the cover-up (nt)

Really?

I mean: really?

But the end of the thread is where the greatest little gem has been saved for last...
 
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LLStarks Donating Member (673 posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 06:26 AM
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19. Get this to Rick Sanchez and Rachel Maddow! nt

Oh yes.

Mr Sanchez is definitely the first person one should go to with stories of people abusing their celebrity status to avoid the consequences of their drunken escapades.

Just try to stay off the sidewalks if he happens to be driving when you approach him.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: diesel driver on March 30, 2010, 07:20:16 AM
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one_voice (68 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Tue Mar-30-10 01:12 AM
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9. Holy Crap...

Whoa, she was only 15 and Todd and Sarah took off for Hawaii? Who was "watching" Willow? Sorry but 15 isn't old enough to stay alone while you're off frolicking on vacation...

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I don't know about this DUmbass, but at 16, my parents trusted me to stay at home and run a dairy farm for a week while they went to Florida. 

Just go to prove that DUmmies can't wipe their own asses without government assistance....

Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: thundley4 on March 30, 2010, 07:33:59 AM
There were times when I was 12, that my dad and older brother would visit my sister for the weekend.  I was left home alone from Friday night until Sunday evening. Back in the early 70's, in a small rural town, things were different.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: Red October on March 30, 2010, 07:40:21 AM
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Dammit! I was really looking forward to seeing Jesus in an atomic mushroom cloud over Mecca!

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: Red October on March 30, 2010, 07:52:52 AM
Doesn't Nancy Pelosi bath in the blood of slaughtered virgins in order to attain eternal life?  Some guy who doesn't like Nancy Pelosi told me that on the internet, so of course it's a confirmed fact.   :whatever:

I just love how these hypocrite bastards get into rumor after rumor about Sarah Palin's children, yet they're the ones crying their eyeballs out if someone says something critical of Michelle Obama using one of her own damn quotes.  
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 30, 2010, 07:53:58 AM
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I don't know about this DUmbass, but at 16, my parents trusted me to stay at home and run a dairy farm for a week while they went to Florida. 

Just go to prove that DUmmies can't wipe their own asses without government assistance....


"...and when you're not busy, here's a list of things that need to be done."

 :rotf: :rotf:

Been there, done that....not a dairy farm but a farm anyway.

I went to my old country dentist years ago. I told him to look around in there and see if I needed any work. He said, "A mouth is like a farm. There's always something that needs to be done."..... :rotf:

Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on March 30, 2010, 08:16:35 AM
National Enquirer? A ****ing tabloid? God-DAMN these people are morons.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 30, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
National Enquirer? A ****ing tabloid? God-DAMN these people are morons.
To be fair the Enquirer did break the John Edwards story.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 30, 2010, 12:40:57 PM
To be fair the Enquirer did break the John Edwards story.

And the Tiger Woods story.  Their track record of late is better than most.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 30, 2010, 12:45:18 PM
2 of the 3 broadcast networks wouldn't even cut into reporting TEA Party atrocities to mention the arrest in the Cantor threats.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: jinxmchue on March 30, 2010, 01:11:46 PM
And the Tiger Woods story.  Their track record of late is better than most.

A broken clock is right twice a day.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 30, 2010, 01:21:28 PM
A broken clock is right twice a day.
What if it's digital?
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 30, 2010, 01:24:43 PM
What if it's digital?

Then its a Smart Meter that charges twice as much.
Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: diesel driver on March 30, 2010, 06:44:28 PM
"...and when you're not busy, here's a list of things that need to be done."

 :rotf: :rotf:

Been there, done that....not a dairy farm but a farm anyway.

I went to my old country dentist years ago. I told him to look around in there and see if I needed any work. He said, "A mouth is like a farm. There's always something that needs to be done."..... :rotf:


It was in December, there was plenty to do just milking and feeding the cows....

Feeding equipment only breaks down late at night on the coldest day of the year, and it was plenty cold in 1975....   :lmao:

Title: Re: DU: Unsourced, Unsubstantiated Rumor + Last Name Palin = TRUE!!!11!1!
Post by: NHSparky on March 30, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
And the Tiger Woods story.  Their track record of late is better than most.

That speaks more to the decline of the MSM than the ascension of tabloids.  All it means is that it's a lot more crowded on the journalistic shout bus these days.