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Title: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Texacon on March 29, 2010, 05:27:08 PM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)       

Mon Mar-29-10 10:26 AM
Original message

So, I got my health insurance premium increase notice for this next year. Only Three Hundred Dollars
 ...... a month.

I go from Twenty ****ing Nine ****ing Thousand ****ing Dollars a ****ing Year to Thirty ****ing Three ****ing Thousand ****ing Dollars a ****ing Year.

It could have been worse, huh?
 

I'm sorry ..... I couldn't help myself.  I almost ruined a keyboard and monitor!

KC
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: chitownchica on March 29, 2010, 05:36:11 PM
Ponies are expensive!   :popcorn:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: zeitgeist on March 29, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8042804


I'm sorry ..... I couldn't help myself.  I almost ruined a keyboard and monitor!

KC

It is only a matter of time before a member of the primate proletariat jumps on ole Stinkie for his Bourgeoisie health care plan.

33k per year is a kings ransom to a basement dwelling, Cheeto eating dummy, an Stinky wastes it on health insurance?  Free clinic dude, free clinic. Bi-cillin an chillin.   :hi5:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 05:53:56 PM
:nelson:

Couldn't have happened to a better DUmmy.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Carl on March 29, 2010, 06:02:38 PM
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Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 29, 2010, 06:12:06 PM
It's funny, but of course he's lying. He knows the few DUmmies who work make $33K in two years, gross, and he's claiming to pay that in one year just for insurance. It's a rub-their-noses-in-their-abject-poverty bouncy, with the added benefit of making a fictional case for socialized medicine. Husb2Sparkly is big on bouncies that help his fellow DUmmies become even more aware of how worthless and useless their lives truly are.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: kenth on March 29, 2010, 06:16:11 PM
(http://kenth.razorsedgeau.net/hahaho.jpg)

Oh health insurance premium... you so crazy!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 06:16:32 PM
I still can't wait for the "long term care" check withholdings to start
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 06:20:33 PM
Oh health insurance premium... you so crazy!

:rofl:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 06:21:43 PM
I thought premiums would go down 3000%???
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2010, 06:38:05 PM
Ponies are expensive!   :popcorn:

So are skittles...... :rotf:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: kenth on March 29, 2010, 06:40:36 PM
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I'm really sorry, as much as I am against this current healthcare bill I hope in the least it will help people like you. This is absolutely insane and should be illegal.

Even now, the dummy doesn't realize this IS the help ol' stinky is getting.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2010, 06:41:39 PM
Damn, and I thought I was getting screwed because the total cost of my policy was $6K a year.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 06:45:36 PM
He must have one of those cadillac plans thats going to be hit by a HUGE tax.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: zeitgeist on March 29, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
It's funny, but of course he's lying. He knows the few DUmmies who work make $33K in two years, gross, and he's claiming to pay that in one year just for insurance. It's a rub-their-noses-in-their-abject-poverty bouncy, with the added benefit of making a fictional case for socialized medicine. Husb2Sparkly is big on bouncies that help his fellow DUmmies become even more aware of how worthless and useless their lives truly are.

(http://clipart.coolclips.com/AGifm/tf05242/CoolClips_wb027542.gif)

ka CHING !!

Indeed it is a two bong bouncy!




Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: diesel driver on March 29, 2010, 07:06:14 PM
Stinky needs to polish up on his math skills....

$300/mo. X 12 months is $3,600, not $33,000....

Hells bells, for $33K, he should put it in a MSA and self-insure....
  
What a DUmbass....
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Freeper on March 29, 2010, 08:02:49 PM
HA HA HA HA HA
Suck on it foul smelling Jester primitive.  :lmao:

Of course he's probably full of shit but, I still am enjoying this.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2010, 08:05:24 PM
I can't even fathom a family policy that goes for $33K a year, unless they've all got every friggin disease known to man, and a few that aren't.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Tucker on March 29, 2010, 08:13:41 PM
Wait for it. The major raise won't be announced until after the Nov. elections. It was done this way to prevent voted voter rebellion.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Texacon on March 29, 2010, 08:14:46 PM
Stinky needs to polish up on his math skills....

$300/mo. X 12 months is $3,600, not $33,000....

Hells bells, for $33K, he should put it in a MSA and self-insure....
  
What a DUmbass....

dd, I think you may have missed the part where he is saying he is already paying $29,000/year and now it's going up $300 more/month.  All that gettin' what you wish for stuff!

KC
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Freeper on March 29, 2010, 08:16:19 PM
Wait for it. The major raise won't be announced until after the Nov. elections. It was done this way to prevent voted voter rebellion.

Yeah I suspect we all will be notified in Dec that our premiums are going up.
If the woman who was on Rush the other day is correct,  our premiums are going up 200 to 300% starting in jan of 2011.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on March 29, 2010, 08:18:18 PM
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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)       

Mon Mar-29-10 10:26 AM
Original message

So, I got my health insurance premium increase notice for this next year. Only Three Hundred Dollars
 ...... a month.
I go from Twenty ****ing Nine ****ing Thousand ****ing Dollars a ****ing Year to Thirty ****ing Three ****ing Thousand ****ing Dollars a ****ing Year.

It could have been worse, huh?
 


Suck it dummie! suck it long and hard!  :rotf: :lmao:
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 08:35:31 PM
I can't even fathom a family policy that goes for $33K a year, unless they've all got every friggin disease known to man, and a few that aren't.

He needs to stop ****ing the cat.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: DixieBelle on March 29, 2010, 08:38:33 PM
:rofl:

I just spit Pepsi everywhere Chris!!!
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2010, 09:43:11 PM
What kind of health care do you have at $33,000 a year?   :mental:

Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: thundley4 on March 29, 2010, 10:04:38 PM
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Ms. Toad (1000+ posts)           Mon Mar-29-10 10:55 AM
Response to Reply #5
7. If I had to buy an individual plan,
   
the only plan available to me would cost around $50,000 for individual coverage. Same for my spouse (who would have to purchase an individual plan because our marriage is not recognized). Our daughter's would "only" be $14,400 because she is only 19 (and if we were buying insurance for her on the open market it would need to be individual coverage because she had to drop out of school for health reasons). (Those premiums are from the last advertised open enrollment in the NE Ohio area - major insurance companies in Ohio area are obligated to take a certain number of individuals regardless of health status (aside from those currently hospitalized or in long term care) once a year - a limited number of slots, first in with the premium gets the coverage.) That would be $114,000 a year to cover our family.

Didn't look to see what the benefits are, because if we needed coverage it would be the only option. Fortunately, we have coverage through work which recognizes our family, and my daughter is (barely) holding her own - so it isn't quite that bad, but it is close to a Cadillac plan under the cost of premium basis. We still have copays, deductibles, and co-insurance.

 
[/quote]Stinky The Clown   (1000+ posts)             Mon Mar-29-10 01:22 PM
Response to Reply #5
9. Yes and no
   
It is hideously expensive.

It covers everything. Doc visits are ten bux. Meds are five or ten bux a refill (up to 90 days' supply). My heart attack costs me a few hundred out of pocket.

So far we have not been PreExCon dropped.[/quote]

Sounds like they are complaining about preexisting conditions. 4 more years and they won't have to worry. If they live that long.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Mike220 on March 29, 2010, 10:35:28 PM
What the ****? I just applied for a health insurance policy today through BC/BS of Texas. $3,500 per year deductible and I'd have to cover 25% of costs after deductible, plus drug plan that gets me 90 day supply of generic drugs for $30 at the low end. Grand total: $86 per month.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on March 29, 2010, 10:45:27 PM
What the ****? I just applied for a health insurance policy today through BC/BS of Texas. $3,500 per year deductible and I'd have to cover 25% of costs after deductible, plus drug plan that gets me 90 day supply of generic drugs for $30 at the low end. Grand total: $86 per month.

Our family has BC/BS out of TX as well.  Our average yearly cost is now $4,400.  We just received the new paperwork this afternoon.  It's a 90/10 insurance plan with a $20 co-pay.  

The bill from the hospital, when our daughter was born, after insurance took care of the cost was $630.  That sentence doesn't make sense.  It's not proper.  Anyway...

Our daughter was also born with bi-lateral clubbed feet.  BC/BS has been absolutely AMAZING during all of her doctor appointments and minor surgery.  In the beginning, Carleigh (our daughter) had to see her podiatrist weekly.  

I just don't see how any health plan can cost $30,000 +... that's where I am confused.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: diesel driver on March 30, 2010, 06:35:50 AM
dd, I think you may have missed the part where he is saying he is already paying $29,000/year and now it's going up $300 more/month.  All that gettin' what you wish for stuff!

KC

Gotcha, my bad....

$300/mo INCREASE (I need new glasses.  I wonder if Zerocare will pay for mine....  :whatever:)

Would help BIG TIME if DUmbasses could actually write, but I guess it's hard to read what's on the screen thru all the white out and crayon scribble....

Still, just what the hell is wrong with someone that has to pay $33K/year in premiums?  I haven't paid that much in my entire life for health care (coverage, maybe;  care, hell no!)

I can take what he pays for 2 years in premiums and cover myself for the rest of my life.... (I'm 51 now, I figure I have about 30-40 more years left....   :naughty:)
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Woodhick on March 30, 2010, 06:54:07 AM
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I just don't see how any health plan can cost $30,000 +... that's where I am confused.
Then just wait and see WTF the cost will be when the taxes that the so called HC bill will cost each of us in the near future.
When will the progressives understand that redistrubtion of wealth won't work.
 The ones who recieve from others wealth will not work because they feel everyone else will take care of them. The ones they stole the wealth from will say ****it I refuse to work just for it to be stolen and then given to freeloaders.
 Times are going to get much worse in the future.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 30, 2010, 07:58:57 AM
Would help BIG TIME if DUmbasses could actually write, but I guess it's hard to read what's on the screen thru all the white out and crayon scribble....

I was thinking they need to stop licking the screen
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Chris_ on March 30, 2010, 08:24:41 AM
Then just wait and see WTF the cost will be when the taxes that the so called HC bill will cost each of us in the near future.
When will the progressives understand that redistrubtion of wealth won't work.
 The ones who recieve from others wealth will not work because they feel everyone else will take care of them. The ones they stole the wealth from will say ****it I refuse to work just for it to be stolen and then given to freeloaders.
 Times are going to get much worse in the future.

No, trust me.  I get where you are coming from with that.  I'm talking about paying $33K for health care without the government involved.  WHY would you even agree to pay that much?  Wouldn't you, at that point, just skip health insurance and pay for it out of your own pocket?  All of my medical bills for my entire pregnancy up until our daughter was born didn't even equal close to that amount of money.

That's what I am trying to say.

I kind of already know what to expect when Obamacare starts taxing me for the air I breath.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: Woodhick on March 30, 2010, 08:33:40 AM
No, trust me.  I get where you are coming from with that.  I'm talking about paying $33K for health care without the government involved.  WHY would you even agree to pay that much?  Wouldn't you, at that point, just skip health insurance and pay for it out of your own pocket?  All of my medical bills for my entire pregnancy up until our daughter was born didn't even equal close to that amount of money.

That's what I am trying to say.

I kind of already know what to expect when Obamacare starts taxing me for the air I breath.

You have to consider the source of who is saying this in the first place. I don't know of any liberals who don't lie. They will even lie when the truth sounds better. Even will lie no matter how ignorant it will make them look.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: franksolich on March 30, 2010, 10:48:15 AM
You have to consider the source of who is saying this in the first place. I don't know of any liberals who don't lie. They will even lie when the truth sounds better. Even will lie no matter how ignorant it will make them look.

Well, considering the sort of high-risk "profession" the Italianate sparkling husband primitive's in, I'm not surprised at the rates he has to pay.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: happy1ga on March 30, 2010, 11:30:34 AM
I've mentioned this several times here. Our policy was $32,000 a yr. We dropped it when things got rough last fall. Pre-existing, age, COBRA, this is why it is so expensive. $32,000 is nothing if you have a major event, so you pay it, or have no coverage. Plus, try getting a new plicy if you haven't been covered for a while, especially when you can't find anyone else willing to cover you any cheaper. Short hairs, they have you by them.
Title: Re: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 30, 2010, 11:33:37 AM
What if you don't make $32000 a year?