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Title: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: thundley4 on March 29, 2010, 01:38:35 PM
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(Punta Arenas, Chile) Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'".

One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

"He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica".

Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.
Irony (http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm)
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Lord Undies on March 29, 2010, 01:50:00 PM
Being a liberal means you suffer from a dangerous and possibly deadly mental illness.
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 01:51:32 PM
If he didn't have any kids, he should be a Darwin Award nominee.

Reminds me of the Grizzly guy who got ate by the loveable bears.
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 29, 2010, 02:49:00 PM
There may be no cure for stupid, but at least death makes it shut up.

 :mental:
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: DefiantSix on March 29, 2010, 02:53:15 PM
Being a liberal means you suffer from a dangerous and possibly deadly mental illness.

Liberalism isn't in and of itself fatal.  It's Darwin that executes natural selection with ruthless efficiency.  The fact is, being infected with liberalism simply makes you more susceptable to the chlorinator in the gene pool.   :-)
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 03:15:17 PM
bears are just misunderstood they won't hurt me.

See how far that went?
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: bijou on March 29, 2010, 03:19:45 PM
Is this a spoof?  :o
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 03:36:34 PM
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'HELP-COLD’

Irony.  It's not just for dinner anymore.
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 29, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
Irony.  It's not just for dinner anymore.

Frozen Fresh Penguin food
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 03:39:05 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/lolrus-funny-pictures-bucket-loss-support-group.jpg)
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: debk on March 29, 2010, 03:39:38 PM
He went on a "July trek".....and no one reported him missing? no itinerary?
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: bijou on March 29, 2010, 03:40:57 PM
It is a spoof  http://minx.cc/?post=299987
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 03:41:19 PM
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the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle

What other job could this man possibly be destined for?
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2010, 03:48:03 PM
What other job could this man possibly be destined for?

Seeing as how he is a half brother to Dudley Dooright..... Mounted Police maybe?
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 03:57:00 PM
I think they spelled it wrong.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Doolittle
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Chris on March 29, 2010, 04:02:44 PM
In other news today, Ricky Martin has come out of the closet and is writing an autobiography.

Seriously, who would waste their time reading that?
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: thundley4 on March 29, 2010, 07:33:27 PM
It is a spoof  http://minx.cc/?post=299987

 :thatsright:  At least I wasn't the only one suckered in.  Several news sites were. :(
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: Hawkgirl on March 29, 2010, 07:41:58 PM
I know this is evil, but  :rotf:
Title: Re: Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica
Post by: NHSparky on March 29, 2010, 08:01:41 PM
In other news today, Ricky Martin has come out of the closet and is writing an autobiography.

Seriously, who would waste their time reading that?

Dude, Ricky Martin coming out of the closet is the biggest outing since...since...Clay Aiken?