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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris on March 28, 2010, 08:55:56 AM
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LAS CRUCES - A teen who allegedly defecated in a man's car - thinking it was his girlfriend's - was indicted Thursday on multiple charges of criminal property damage.
Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car's owner reported finding 18-year-old Austin Horries Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.
"This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."
Purifoy then allegedly got out of the car and ran west.
The car's right front window had been shattered with a rock, the glove box had been rummaged through and some coins had been taken from a film canister, the car's owner told police.
http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14761689
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Shit happens.
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Yeah, sure he thought it was his girlfriend's car.
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The last name of my first G/F was Purifoy....and NO, I don't have any offspring I don't kmow about.... :rotf:
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Five posts in, and nobody asked it yet--I didn't because I didn't want to be too obvious:
WHAT'S HIS DU NAME???
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Five posts in, and nobody asked it yet--I didn't because I didn't want to be too obvious:
WHAT'S HIS DU NAME???
If he is old enough to even care his name would be Little Shit
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It definitely wasn't me and I'm glad nobody thought to bring up my former problem.