The Conservative Cave

The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Undies on March 14, 2008, 05:42:47 PM

Title: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Lord Undies on March 14, 2008, 05:42:47 PM
It's currently 85 degrees here, so I have all the windows open and I'm enjoying the fresh air.....meanwhile....

I have my ProjectPlaylist playing on the internet.  The song "Vincent" by Don McLean came on.  I was singing along, as is almost always the case.

Then I heard this little voice say, "Mister, you sure have a pretty voice".   It startled me, of course.

I got up and walked into the living area.  I saw the most adorable little girl with her face pressed against the screen of the big window.  The window is so low to the ground, even she had to get on her knees to see in. 

I said, "Well, thank you, sweetie".

This girl is a total stranger.  She is black, about 8 or 9.  She has the most angelic face, just beautiful. 

I don't know where she came from or where she went.  Our next door neighbor is a black couple.  They don't have any kids. 

Should I be concerned?  You think maybe the Angels are scouting for a tenor? 

If I don't post tomorrow, well, it's been great!
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 05:44:45 PM
Very cute story, I hope we see you tomorrow.  :-)
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 05:45:50 PM
We're just beta testing a new VRWC surveillance robot.  Nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: BEG on March 14, 2008, 06:14:26 PM
I'm checking back in tomorrow to make sure you didn't kick the bucket.
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Lord Undies on March 14, 2008, 06:26:20 PM
I'm checking back in tomorrow to make sure you didn't kick the bucket.

I appreciate that.  My usual partner (my granddaughter) has gone to spend the weekend with my daughter.  I am alone here tonight.  I am breaking open a bottle of rum that has been in the cabinet for a few years.  I may get a bit silly....so watch out!

Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man" is playing now.....maybe I can stand by the window and scare the Angel away. 

They'll think I am a radical homosexual and let me live!
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 06:57:15 PM
I'm checking back in tomorrow to make sure you didn't kick the bucket.

I appreciate that.  My usual partner (my granddaughter) has gone to spend the weekend with my daughter.  I am alone here tonight.  I am breaking open a bottle of rum that has been in the cabinet for a few years.  I may get a bit silly....so watch out!

Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man" is playing now.....maybe I can stand by the window and scare the Angel away. 

They'll think I am a radical homosexual and let me live!

Let be the first to say there is no way we will be able to tell the difference from your "normal" posts.
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Lord Undies on March 14, 2008, 08:33:03 PM
I'm checking back in tomorrow to make sure you didn't kick the bucket.

I appreciate that.  My usual partner (my granddaughter) has gone to spend the weekend with my daughter.  I am alone here tonight.  I am breaking open a bottle of rum that has been in the cabinet for a few years.  I may get a bit silly....so watch out!

Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man" is playing now.....maybe I can stand by the window and scare the Angel away. 

They'll think I am a radical homosexual and let me live!

Let be the first to say there is no way we will be able to tell the difference from your "normal" posts.

But yet you are the funny guy. 
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: CactusCarlos on March 14, 2008, 08:52:20 PM
We're just beta testing a new VRWC surveillance robot.  Nothing to worry about.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 14, 2008, 09:05:21 PM
That is a sweet story. My bet is that she belongs to friends who are visiting your neighbors.
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: DixieBelle on March 14, 2008, 09:48:14 PM
I give your bouncy 4 bongs. :-)
Title: Re: From The Mouths Of Babes
Post by: Lord Undies on March 14, 2008, 11:08:53 PM
I give your bouncy 4 bongs. :-)

I'd only give it two, except the little sweetheart spoke the truth.   Lord love her little ears.