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Title: Last night I was depressed.
Post by: thundley4 on March 24, 2010, 07:47:33 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc, . . . I called Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

Title: Re: Last night I was depressed.
Post by: DixieBelle on March 24, 2010, 08:06:22 PM

:rofl: cute...

Title: Re: Last night I was depressed.
Post by: littlelamb on March 31, 2010, 09:23:14 PM

Too funny