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Title: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: bijou on March 14, 2008, 04:21:23 PM
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YORKTOWN, N.Y. -- Careful with that coffee! Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop's drive-through lane didn't have any pants on.

They say a Dunkin' Donuts worker saw John Greco's exposed genitals in the Feb. 27 stunt and then noted the make of his car and his license plate number.

Police say the 46-year-old Croton-on-Hudson resident was arrested last week and has been charged with misdemeanor public lewdness. He's due in court March 27.

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link (http://www.miamiherald.com/577/story/455872.html)
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: asdf2231 on March 14, 2008, 09:06:20 PM

Yeah like NO ONE here has ever driven their car around half naked!  :uhsure:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 10:27:35 PM
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...46-year-old Scroton-on-Hudson ....


I fixeded it.  :lmao:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: asdf2231 on March 14, 2008, 10:29:21 PM
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...46-year-old Scroton-on-Hudson ....


I fixeded it.  :lmao:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: Chris_ on March 14, 2008, 10:32:07 PM
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...46-year-old Scroton-on-Hudson ....


I fixeded it.  :lmao:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

It's a cross between a crouton and a scrotum.
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: asdf2231 on March 14, 2008, 11:58:00 PM
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...46-year-old Scroton-on-Hudson ....


I fixeded it.  :lmao:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

It's a cross between a crouton and a scrotum.

One of which has no business on my salad.
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 15, 2008, 06:12:06 AM
Well, I think we can all figure out he planned to keep them from rolling around and falling on the floorboard.

 :naughty:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: bijou on March 15, 2008, 06:39:07 AM
Well, I think we can all figure out he planned to keep them from rolling around and falling on the floorboard.

 :naughty:
I hope he wasn't intending to share them once he got them home.  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 15, 2008, 11:31:14 AM
Well, I think we can all figure out he planned to keep them from rolling around and falling on the floorboard.

 :naughty:
I hope he wasn't intending to share them once he got them home.  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

I kind of suspect he lives alone.

 :-)
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: NHSparky on March 15, 2008, 08:28:41 PM
Well, I think we can all figure out he planned to keep them from rolling around and falling on the floorboard.

 :naughty:
I hope he wasn't intending to share them once he got them home.  :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

I kind of suspect he lives alone.

 :-)

No, it's still his mother's house.  He just lets her use the upstairs portion while he stays in the basement and posts on DU/port chat boards.
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: Chris_ on March 15, 2008, 10:11:46 PM
I am getting a craving for cream-filled long johns.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: Randy on March 16, 2008, 12:13:27 AM
I am getting a craving for cream-filled long johns.  :evillaugh:

I'll get you some....but first you have to win the Cannoli eating contest  :evillaugh:  :-*  :naughty:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 16, 2008, 07:28:52 AM
I am getting a craving for cream-filled long johns.  :evillaugh:

A lot of people put their underwear back on after having sex, Schade, it's not that unusual.

 :rotf:
Title: Re: No pants on NY doughnut customer
Post by: Chris_ on March 16, 2008, 08:03:34 AM
I just wonder who hacked into my account yesterday and posted such vulgarities.  :lmao: