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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on March 23, 2010, 11:17:18 PM
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I really feel that reading these CalPig "poems" should qualify for that Discovery Channel show "Dirty Jobs". This one is mercifully short, but nasty nonetheless:
CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-22-10 05:37 PM
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My poem for Spring:
Shining Darkness
the nipple
shines
as the clothing
peels
away
a flower
budding open
in
spring
© 2010 MLC
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=216&topic_id=6098
Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty.
I just counted 'em. Fourteen. Fourteen words. They were just minding their own business, making a living as part of a vocabulary, and then found themselves chosen, apparently at random, for this awful post by the CalPig. How can anyone make such horrid use of fourteen perfectly good, innocent words?
I couldn't copy DU Adbot. It was a flash animation for Duluth Trading Company's "Buck Naked Underwear".
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Now I know she has that old timers disease...
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What the **** was that? ::)
It completely put me off watching Chinese porn. :banghead:
I am going to now go out and punch a kitten, right in the face. :hammer:
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*shudder*
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First roses for Bella Pelosi, now CalPig's nipples in a sheer nightie....
I think I'll kill myself now.
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Mmmmm... nipples the size of silver dollars. Yeah, baby.
:rotf:
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You know, with poetry that bad, she may be in line for a government grant.
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Hanging down to her knees.
Oh My Good Lord In Heaven.
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You know, with poetry that bad, she may be in line for a government grant.
Which she'll "forget" to pay taxes on, setting her up for a high level government job.
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You know, with poetry that bad, she may be in line for a government grant.
If there's ever a U.S. Department of Fine Arts, CalPeg is assured a civil service position therein.
ETA: The disclaimer, a la TLB:
Don't get me wrong - her poetry isn't bad. It's awful. It's the kind of thing that would blind God if He had to read it. It's a collection of words that should be machine-gunned down, one by one, preferably out in the desert, with no witnesses, and a nice young girl who could be counted on to claim that she'd been shooting jackrabbits. It's so bad, mirrors crack if anyone looking into a mirror while thinking of one of CP's poems runs the risk of permanent scarring, even blindness, while thinking of it as he peers into the mirror.
Her poetry needs immolation. She needs to have all writing implements and keyboards, paper, blank walls, toilet paper, paper towels, margins in newspapers, and even the blank part of framed works of art removed from her home until this idea that she's writing "poetry" passes. Maybe medication will help.
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Stomach pain
intestinal blockage
need to poop
much more bearable
than CalPig poetry
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Stomach pain
intestinal blockage
need to poop
much more bearable
than CalPig poetry
Here
I stand
sun shining
sweat pouring
stink rising
Like Calpig
poetry stinking
Stink-stink-stink-stink
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My poetic response:
That sucked.
More than Monica did Bill.
I think I just upchucked.
The end.
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I'm thinking a guy could take a handful of Viagra and still not get it up after seeing her tits.
Cindie
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I'm thinking a guy could take a handful of Viagra and still not get it up after seeing her tits.
Cindie
Those are tits?!?!?! :puke:
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the nipple
shines
red nipple
gleaming
blink, blink, blink, blink.
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the nipple
shines
red nipple
gleaming
blink, blink, blink, blink.
Damn you man!!! You're gonna burn through all the Mind Bleach(TM) I have left, and the next truck doesn't come until Monday.
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I have some you can borrow.
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/phobucketforcu/mental_bleach.png) (http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h141/phobucketforcu/?action=view¤t=mental_bleach.png)
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Hanging down to her knees.
horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible . . . :chairshot:
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*insert puking smiley here*
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Those are tits?!?!?! :puke:
May have been at one time....
If they hang any lower, she'd step on them....
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May have been at one time....
If they hang any lower, she'd step on them....
Doesn't have to wear a bra, just cargo pants?
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oh that explains it -- they hang so low and are so wrinkly now that they are frequently mistaken for testicles.
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oh that explains it -- they hang so low and are so wrinkly now that they are frequently mistaken for testicles.
:lmao:
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oh that explains it -- they hang so low and are so wrinkly now that they are frequently mistaken for testicles.
TESTICLES!...well, she better get those 2 moles looked at.
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Shining nipple? She must have put her tinfoil cap on the wrong lump of tissue today.
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Yuck now share that mind bleach I have been out for a few days
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Yuck now share that mind bleach I have been out for a few days
I need it, too, but I'll do this for a while . . .
:puke: :puke: :puke: