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Title: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: Carl on March 22, 2010, 06:47:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7990116

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That Is Quite Enough  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Mar-22-10 07:45 PM
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I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
   
...that I'm a member of a newly established death panel, and we've already started issuing orders of execution for old folks.

I'm such a dick. But they're legitimately freaked out, so it's worth the superdickery just to see their crazed expressions and panicky gibbering.

Brand new bouncy and so lame it is pitiful.
No doubt the DUmp will lap it up though.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: blitzkrieg_17 on March 22, 2010, 06:49:33 PM
That is what an actual death panel would do. The DUmmy is just fantasizing about it.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: Texacon on March 22, 2010, 06:53:02 PM
If that poster is older than 15 I will be absolutely shocked.

KC
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: NHSparky on March 22, 2010, 06:56:47 PM
Yeah, won't be so ****ing funny when they actually DO start with that, now will it, DUmmies?

I'm so glad my father isn't around to see this.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 22, 2010, 06:57:49 PM
If that poster is older than 15 I will be absolutely shocked.

KC
Biologically or mentally?  'Cause its the DUmp and there probably isn't anyone mental older than 13.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: Duke Nukum on March 22, 2010, 06:59:50 PM
If you voted for Obama, you're the death panel.  Congratulations!
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: thundley4 on March 22, 2010, 07:36:41 PM
If you voted for Obama, you're the death panel.  Congratulations!

Except for the fact that most DUmmies are UNproductive members of society, so  they will be getting pain pills instead of operations to save their lives.  That is truly okay with most of them since their main concern with HCR was getting free narcotics anyway.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: delilahmused on March 22, 2010, 08:22:38 PM
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That Is Quite Enough  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Mar-22-10 07:45 PM
Original message
I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
   
...that I'm a member of a newly established death panel, and we've already started issuing orders of execution for old folks.

I'm such a dick. But they're legitimately freaked out, so it's worth the superdickery just to see their crazed expressions and panicky gibbering.

Oh please! Unless you're speaking to a group of 13 year olds no one is going to believe that. Besides, the bill hasn't even been signed into law...stupid, dickless DUmmie.

Cindie
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 23, 2010, 07:21:12 AM
"I'm from the government death panel and I'm here to kill you." ....Gummint last rites.










Apologies to you Catholics out there.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: Karin on March 23, 2010, 07:29:19 AM
Look who checked in: 

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Systematic Chaos  (1000+ posts)      Mon Mar-22-10 07:48 PM
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1. On video or it didn't happen.
 They really can't be that stupid, can they? 
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: vlad335 on March 23, 2010, 07:37:02 AM
His "acquaintences" were probably freaked out because the DUmmie announced he actually was going to start working. Death panel or not the news probably came as quite a shock.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: jukin on March 23, 2010, 10:12:50 AM
Bet the DUmbass will be pretty pissed off when it's grandmother doesn't get the transplant or stint operation and just some pain pills.

And I bet that it will somehow be the republicans fault.
Title: Re: I just convinced a group of my acquaintances...
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 23, 2010, 12:44:37 PM
That lame-ass junior high bouncy got a lot more comments here than it did at the DUmp. It was nice for the Las Vegas Lardass to check in and let us know the old abused ticker has inexplicably not yet exploded.