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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Freeper on March 22, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Mar-22-10 03:36 PM
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Prediction: In the next 3 weeks, each of these will happen
- The DOW will hit 11,000 for the first time since before Lehman Brothers' collapse. I doubt it
- The March jobs report will come out, listing the first net gain in jobs in more than 2 years. Highly doubtful
- Housing starts and auto sales will have an unexpected surge reported for March. Domestic auto sales will have the biggest jump. I doubt that too
This, combined with the aftermath of the HCR law passage, will provide a big boost to Democrats as they begin working toward the 2010 midterm elections. doubtful since they went against the will of the people
Bonus predictions:
- Rush Limbaugh will announce that he is NOT leaving the country.... citing the examples of Alec Baldwin and others who didn't leave the country in 2004 when Bush was re-elected. He'll say that if Alec can back out of his promise, then Rush can back out of his. wrong since Rush never claimed he was moving
- Tiger Woods at the Masters will dominate all news coverage. You got that one
- By March 31st, Obama's Gallup approval rating will be 55%. I doubt that too
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7987582
demosincebirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Mar-22-10 04:33 PM
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4. Bush was elected only once. nt
No he stole both elections remember? :mental:
librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Mon Mar-22-10 04:39 PM
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6. Rush already backed out of his promise to move to Costa Rica
he will only seek medical attention there. Because the US Medical system sucks, in comparison to Costa Rica. (pretty much true...)
What?
(just couldn't come up with a good back out on that one, eh, Rush?)
Considering that was what he said from the start it's not a back out you idiot.
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I predict that DUmmie is all wrong on all counts.
I see an increase in the number of private hospitals in the not to distant future.
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Little DUmpmonkeys are now claiming the future can be told not in tea leaves, but in the crap they fling against the wall?
Good luck with that--btw, Taco Bell is hiring. Fix me a chalupa!
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Festivito (1000+ posts) Mon Mar-22-10 05:35 PM
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9. Those are good. I should be more careful arguing with you.
Seriously, nice job.
Oh for DUmb. :thatsright:
K&R. /DU. Let's see on April 9 how the Nostradumbass did.
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Tuesday March 23 progress report:
Housing sales fall to lowest level sine July.
Obama goes into 51% DISAPPROVE 46% approve in CNN. This is first time Obama has gone to a majority DISAPPROVE in a CNN poll!!
The continuous Gallup employment went down hard last week.
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"Nostradumbass"
Classic. :lmao:
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"Nostradumbass"
Classic. :lmao:
Yeah, it's an awesome moniker. Still laughing every time I see the title. :-)
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"Magic fairy dust and wishful thinking."
Name two things liberals base their assumptions on.
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Lowest Gallup for Obama this week, DOW has these events already kinda "built in," employment figures are always massaged and this: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/23/existing-home-sales-fall-again-in-february/
One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?
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The 11,000 mark can be reached tomorrow with another day like today. I'd say that isn't that big a forecast. The rest is BS though.
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Corporations stocks will go up when they cut health benefits and pay the fine instead.
The government will issue faked up lies about jobs and housing.
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One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?
How about a complete makeover.... NutsoDUmbass ?
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Lowest Gallup for Obama this week, DOW has these events already kinda "built in," employment figures are always massaged and this: http://hotair.com/archives/2010/03/23/existing-home-sales-fall-again-in-february/
One small quibble with that excellent moniker, shouldn't it be written as NostraDUmbass?
This says all that's needed to be said. Though, the office moonbats (there are several) wouldn't get the DU reference.