The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: The Village Idiot on March 21, 2010, 01:44:29 AM
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Random DUer
Got my daughters report card from Lucifer High School.
I'm not one to brag but she's got A's in all the important stuff:
Basket Weaving
Applying for all government entitlements
Filing complaints and lawsuits
Fingering
S&M
Condom usage
Self Womb Vacuuming
Not descriminatory sexual relations with random partners of all 22 genders
handjobs
even oral!!
And she's just a freshman!!
Her low grade in anal is a fluke, I'm sure she'll loosen up before she graduates with all A's!
I think she might passing math too. Not that its important.
heh.
I don't even know if I'm awake right now!
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heh.
I don't even know if I'm awake right now!
That makes 2 of us....
This could quite possibly be the most truthful post ever made at the DUmp....
Her daughter has a very bright future as a grade A prime #1 DUmmie....
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That makes 2 of us....
This could quite possibly be the most truthful post ever made at the DUmp....
Her daughter has a very bright future as a grade A prime #1 DUmmie....
Lol. No, this is fake. I hoped that was obvious.
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Lol. No, this is fake. I hoped that was obvious.
The funny or sad part is, it isn't too far away from the truth.
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lol.
I guess I was awake when I wrote that as its still here.
Tell you what.
MODERATOR... go ahead and pull this post. delete this.
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lol.
I guess I was awake when I wrote that as its still here.
Tell you what.
MODERATOR... go ahead and pull this post. delete this.
No way.
As Freeper said, it's all too true.
The generic primitive campfire on that subject.
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No way.
As Freeper said, it's all too true.
The generic primitive campfire on that subject.
lol
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No way.
As Freeper said, it's all too true.
The generic primitive campfire on that subject.
Gotta agree with Coach here. Floyd, you pinned the tail on the donkey better than I could ever dream to. I have to do this as a result, as you have earned this:
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