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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Miss Mia on March 13, 2008, 10:50:35 PM
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Napoleon Dynamite is a dork. He is not a nerd, he is not a geek. The real question you have to ask yourself, however, is: what are you? Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Yes, friends, there is a difference, and this test will ultimately, finally and conclusively answer that question in the eyes of God and man.
Along the way, you'll learn for yourself what the differences are between these oft misunderstood and confused categories--that's right, this test has a social mission--and, I hope, grow a little bit on the inside.
Onwards!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/9935030990046738815/Nerd-Geek-or-Dork (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/9935030990046738815/Nerd-Geek-or-Dork)
Your Score: Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 34% Dork
(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/104/656/10465692962375378952/mt1124997268.jpg)
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
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Your Score: Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 26% Dork
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Well, Hell, I thought I was cool.
Apparently not.
47 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 30% Dork
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21 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 43% Dork
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56 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 65% Dork</h2>
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.
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uber nerd baby and I got the perfect gpa to prove it :-* :lmao:
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<h1><!--t-->Your Score<!--/t-->: <span>Pure Nerd</span></h1>
<h2>78 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 26% Dork</h2>
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For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
Congratulations!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17325897279428986557)
Professional Wrestling (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=16508533975919017840)
Love & Sexuality (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?%0D%0Atestid=8115472531704248346)
America/Politics (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=10603689462944369577)
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815)
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Your Score: Pure Dork
39 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 56% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Dork, earning you the title of: Pure Dork. Like our friends Napoleon Dynamite & co.
It's not as though you were some whiz-kid in school. Oh, sure, you probably did okay in some classes, but were probably awful in others. Certainly most people thought you were smarter than you thought yourself to be. And it's not that you have some overriding passion, like computers or Star Trek that sets you apart for the crowd, though you likely share some interest in some of those sorts of things. You just like to be yourself, and want to express yourself for who you are.
And, really, there's nothing wrong with that. Being who you are often invites scorn, and so it's a difficult thing in a world that rewards conformity. Be proud of your dorkiness, for often it's just another word for individuality. (I'd vote for you!)
Congratulations!
That was bad enough then I saw the picture they used and it was me!! (http://209.85.12.232/7417/2/emo/tantrum.gif)
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My score on The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test:
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/*tnote[Bypass]*/
Joe Normal
(43 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 30% Dork)
"For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.
This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.
I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.
Congratulations!
If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback!
Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Professional Wrestling
Love & Sexuality
America/Politics
Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST"
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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/9935030990046738815/Nerd-Geek-or-Dork-
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Your Score: Joe Normal 43 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 34% Dork
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65 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 30% Dork
I'm a nerd.
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43 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 30% Dork
It says I'm Joe Norma.
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Your Score: Joe Normal
39 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 26% Dork
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56 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 65% Dork</h2>
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.
This quiz is obviously bunk.
:lmao: :-)
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65 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 30% Dork
I'm a nerd.
Heh!
Your Score: Pure Nerd69 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 13% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.
The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on nerdiness
You scored higher than 99% on geekosity
You scored higher than 99% on dork points
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69 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 30% Dork
I'm a modern, cool Nerd! Who knew?! Now I'm off to take the various Star Wars tests!
Cindie
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flame, Randy and snuggles..... :mental:
so totally out of place here. :lmao:
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52 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 47% Dork
:whatever:
This is what happens when you're a Joss Whedon fanatic.
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Your Score: Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 39% Dork
(http://is2.okcupid.com/users/104/656/10465692962375378952/mt1124997253.jpg)
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Perfectly Normal Beast
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a46/maplebob/JoeCool.jpg)
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flame, Randy and snuggles..... :mental:
so totally out of place here. :lmao:
We need one of those scatter charts.