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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: RightCoast on March 17, 2010, 09:05:03 PM
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In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor - "
Barocky Road
". Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow. The cost is $100.00 per scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large, beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behind you who didn't have the money to buy ice cream. You are left with an empty wallet and no change, holding an empty cone with no hope of getting any ice cream. Are you stimulated yet?
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Sounds about right