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Title: I want more taxes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 16, 2010, 11:01:27 AM
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safeinOhio(1000+ posts)
Tue Mar-16-10 11:42 AM
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I want more taxes (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7928322)
   
Yep. At least a penny or 2 on all emails. Might cost me a buck or 2 a month and worth every penny to see the spam people pay for every one. I also would like ten cents put on every share of stock that is traded. That might cost me 10 bucks a year, but also slow all the mega bank program trades that only cause excess speculation, raising prices on everything from gas to sugar. I might even go for a flat 50% tax on all income gained on credit default scores, wouldn't cost me.
Balance the budget, pay for health care, whatever.

At least they're being honest....but still  :bird:
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: NHSparky on March 16, 2010, 11:07:08 AM
At least they're being honest....but still  :bird:

After you, DUmmies.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: thundley4 on March 16, 2010, 11:16:27 AM
I want a federal tax stamp required for pot. Possession busts would involve federal tax evasion charges if the person didn't have the required tax stamps.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 16, 2010, 11:17:59 AM
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I want more taxes..blah blah....wouldn't cost me.
  

I want a 100% tax on asshats.

Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 11:18:58 AM
I want a federal tax stamp required for pot. Possession busts would involve federal tax evasion charges if the person didn't have the required tax stamps.

I think there is already a "pot tax" law from the 1930's.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 16, 2010, 11:22:18 AM
I think there is already a "pot tax" law from the 1930's.

(http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/uploads/1232477-TaxStamp.JPG)
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 16, 2010, 11:39:21 AM
I want a 100% tax on asshats.



 :II: :clap:
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2010, 12:46:25 PM
I think the DUmmy is just bragging that he trades 100 shares of stock every year. That puts him in the financial stratosphere at the DUmp.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: USA4ME on March 16, 2010, 01:31:13 PM
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txaslftist

3. Go ahead and write a bigger check. They'll take it.

Exactly.  Ever see any of the primitives talk about the extra money they send to the IRS?  Never.  They don't even try to lie and claim that they do.

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Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 16, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
Nobody believes they actually want to pay more personally.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Chris on March 16, 2010, 01:39:31 PM
If that DUmmy likes more taxes, Ohio is a great place to start.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: docstew on March 16, 2010, 02:00:54 PM
I want a federal tax stamp required for pot. Possession busts would involve federal tax evasion charges if the person didn't have the required tax stamps.

Talking to my supervisor yesterday, he says SC has one of those, and does bust people for tax evasion...
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2010, 02:10:51 PM
That DUmbasses hate supply-side economics is no secret.

They believe consumers drive an economy (never asking where these wages should come from if no one is being paid to supply goods and services) hence their facination with dcifict spending and "stimulus" programs that will allegedly drive consumers to spend money on an economy.

But if DUmbasses insist on paying more taxes--direct of otherwise--does that not diminish their ability to spend money in the economy?


A little internal consistency would be nice...at least once.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: DefiantSix on March 16, 2010, 02:59:58 PM
That DUmbasses hate supply-side economics is no secret.

They believe consumers drive an economy (never asking where these wages should come from if no one is being paid to supply goods and services) hence their facination with dcifict spending and "stimulus" programs that will allegedly drive consumers to spend money on an economy.

But if DUmbasses insist on paying more taxes--direct of otherwise--does that not diminish their ability to spend money in the economy?


A little internal consistency would be nice...at least once.

Now now, O floppy eared one.  It's considered bad form to introduce facts into a DUmbass' world view.  It's like not leaving that one arm tied behind your back or something.   :fuelfire:
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: ScubaGuy on March 16, 2010, 03:34:10 PM
I sort of agree with the DUmmie on taxing e-mail messages but not as a way to increase revenue but to decrease SPAM.

Imposing a minuscule $0.0001 tax on all outbound e-mail could do a lot to deter spammers.  As things are now a spammer will blast the same Cialis mail to 50 million addresses, 4 times a day seven days at very little cost.

If they have to start paying for blasting all that SPAM they'll either have to cut back or do some targeting of who they're sending the mail to.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: DefiantSix on March 16, 2010, 03:42:42 PM
I sort of agree with the DUmmie on taxing e-mail messages but not as a way to increase revenue but to decrease SPAM.

Imposing a minuscule $0.0001 tax on all outbound e-mail could do a lot to deter spammers.  As things are now a spammer will blast the same Cialis mail to 50 million addresses, 4 times a day seven days at very little cost.

If they have to start paying for blasting all that SPAM they'll either have to cut back or do some targeting of who they're sending the mail to.

I haven't had to deal with a single stick of spammed junk mail since I switched my email host to Gmail.  I also don't have to pay to get it to interract with Outlook, like I used to with hotmail.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 16, 2010, 03:49:24 PM
I sort of agree with the DUmmie on taxing e-mail messages but not as a way to increase revenue but to decrease SPAM.

If they start the tax on the 50,000th email per day or something.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Celtic Rose on March 16, 2010, 04:00:15 PM
I sort of agree with the DUmmie on taxing e-mail messages but not as a way to increase revenue but to decrease SPAM.

Imposing a minuscule $0.0001 tax on all outbound e-mail could do a lot to deter spammers.  As things are now a spammer will blast the same Cialis mail to 50 million addresses, 4 times a day seven days at very little cost.

If they have to start paying for blasting all that SPAM they'll either have to cut back or do some targeting of who they're sending the mail to.

That only works if you assume that spammers are based in the US.  A great many are based overseas, which would really prevent this tax from having any appreciable effect.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: NHSparky on March 16, 2010, 04:19:16 PM
I was gonna say to the DUmmie OP, if you want more taxes, just sit there and wait.  Obama will make sure you get lots and lots more taxes to pay...
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: ScubaGuy on March 16, 2010, 04:42:53 PM
That only works if you assume that spammers are based in the US.  A great many are based overseas, which would really prevent this tax from having any appreciable effect.

Right now the US is still in the lead for SPAM volume by individual country, but you're correct that there's little that can be done about all the rest.

SPAM stats for this week (http://www.m86security.com/trace/spam_statistics.asp)
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Celtic Rose on March 16, 2010, 04:45:23 PM
Right now the US is still in the lead for SPAM volume by individual country, but you're correct that there's little that can be done about all the rest.

SPAM stats for this week (http://www.m86security.com/trace/spam_statistics.asp)

Yes, but according to the chart, even with the highest volume, it accounts for less than 10% of the spam.  That means that 90% of spam would not be effected by this sort of tax.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 16, 2010, 05:15:46 PM
Yes, but according to the chart, even with the highest volume, it accounts for less than 10% of the spam.  That means that 90% of spam would not be effected by this sort of tax.

You're not thinking like a democrat lawmaker. He would solve that problem in an instant - just apply the tax to both the sender and the recipient.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: jukin on March 16, 2010, 05:44:21 PM
That's great!!

I propose a 100% tax on cheetos, snack foods, and pot.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: LC EFA on March 16, 2010, 06:33:19 PM
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safeinOhio(1000+ posts)
Tue Mar-16-10 11:42 AM
Original message

I want more taxes
   
Yep. At least a penny or 2 on all emails. Might cost me a buck or 2 a month and worth every penny to see the spam people pay for every one. I also would like ten cents put on every share of stock that is traded. That might cost me 10 bucks a year, but also slow all the mega bank program trades that only cause excess speculation, raising prices on everything from gas to sugar. I might even go for a flat 50% tax on all income gained on credit default scores, wouldn't cost me.
Balance the budget, pay for health care, whatever.

You want more taxes - only under the assumption that that you won't be paying them you filthy feculant hemorrhoid.

How about you just send an extra $50 to the IRS per year then sit down and STFU.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Airwolf on March 16, 2010, 07:04:03 PM
Feel free to write a check DUmmy. You talk a fair game but in reality its only OK so long as YOUR not getting hit more then your next door neighbor.  Then again I'm betting that you would rather be like the rest of that swamp over there and just live off the work of others and continue to be a boil and the ass of humanity.
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: thundley4 on March 16, 2010, 07:35:20 PM
I haven't had to deal with a single stick of spammed junk mail since I switched my email host to Gmail.  I also don't have to pay to get it to interract with Outlook, like I used to with hotmail.

I've never used Outlook for hotmail. I've always just typed in hotmail.com and it takes me to the sign in page. Then again, I  have several accounts at Yahoo, a couple at Lycos, another at MyWay, a cubs.com account, and my ISP provider accounts. It makes it easier to send out spam from multiple accounts.  :-)
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: diesel driver on March 17, 2010, 11:54:06 AM
I sort of agree with the DUmmie on taxing e-mail messages but not as a way to increase revenue but to decrease SPAM.

Imposing a minuscule $0.0001 tax on all outbound e-mail could do a lot to deter spammers.  As things are now a spammer will blast the same Cialis mail to 50 million addresses, 4 times a day seven days at very little cost.

If they have to start paying for blasting all that SPAM they'll either have to cut back or do some targeting of who they're sending the mail to.

My problem with this is it will serve as a backdoor for bureaucrats to tack on more taxes on internet usage....

i.e. Just check out the evolution of the income tax.  It was sold to the public as a "tax on the rich"....
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: diesel driver on March 17, 2010, 11:56:33 AM
I want a 100% tax on asshats.


How about a 5 cent/point tax on IQ's below 100....

The DUmp will be bankrupt within minutes....
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: DefiantSix on March 17, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
How about a 5 cent/point tax on IQ's below 100....

The DUmp will be bankrupt within minutes....

Sir, you're hitting hardest, the two things that DUmbasses have in least abundance: brain cells and money.  What will they buy pot and Cheetos with if you tax all their money away?  Both quarters?   :-)
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: diesel driver on March 17, 2010, 06:21:12 PM
Sir, you're hitting hardest, the two things that DUmbasses have in least abundance: brain cells and money.  What will they buy pot and Cheetos with if you tax all their money away?  Both quarters?   :-)

That's why I only charge them 5 cents/point of IQ below 100....

Any more, and it would cut into their pizza money....
Title: Re: I want more taxes
Post by: Lacarnut on March 17, 2010, 06:45:16 PM
(http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/uploads/1232477-TaxStamp.JPG)

The LA Dept of Revenue sold pot stamps for a few months. Stamp dealers were the only one that bought them. I wish I had bought some cause they are probably worth a pretty penny today.