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Title: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: thundley4 on March 15, 2010, 10:13:40 PM: Quote
I've always had dogs with long, straight tails that conveniently keep their more "unsightly" parts under wraps. But for pets with stubby, curly-cue or non-existent nubs, there's Rear Gear to the rescue.

Rear Gear is a decorative cover for your dog's, cat's (or ferret's) um, anus. There, I said it.

For all of you news junkies out there, I realize that Rear Gear has been on the scene for several months, but it wasn't until this weekend that I witnessed a real-live pooch sporting one (in the disco-ball design) at Dolores Park. I tried to snap a picture, but the little guy tore off at lightning speed as soon as I managed to fish my iPhone out of my bag â€” I can only imagine his humiliation.

Previously, I thought of these as a kind of "pet product mythology" â€” and the perfect gag gift for your friend who almost didn't get a dog because of the pooper-scooper factor. But no. Rear Gear is real. In the word's of the product's founder:

Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I've got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/pets/detail?entry_id=56610#ixzz0iJ1Ovs1v

(http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/pets/2010/03/15/il_430xN.101449671.jpg)
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2010, 05:38:06 AM: Waiting for the inevitable...

(http://gallopingnelly.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mudflap-girl.jpg)

All they need now are truck nuts for your Great Dane.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:11:48 AM: To hell with the dog pictures...I want to see a picture of the moonbat dog owners.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: debk on March 16, 2010, 07:20:23 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:11:48 AM
To hell with the dog pictures...I want to see a picture of the moonbat dog owners.

:lmao:

just goes to show that even the dumbest invention will be bought by someone... :thatsright:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:25:01 AM: Quote from: debk on March 16, 2010, 07:20:23 AM
:lmao:

just goes to show that even the dumbest invention will be bought by someone... :thatsright:

Next thing you know someone will be selling "butt stoppers" for old pet rocks that can't control their bowels anymore.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 16, 2010, 08:02:52 AM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 16, 2010, 07:25:01 AM
Next thing you know someone will be selling "butt stoppers" for old pet rocks that can't control their bowels anymore.

Oh, put me down for one.

I'm tired of sweeping up pebbles all the time.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Thor on March 16, 2010, 02:54:32 PM: I wonder if they make one for cats??? :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Wineslob on March 16, 2010, 03:05:24 PM: What an asshole.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: MarshallLaw on March 16, 2010, 03:08:02 PM: Quote from: Thor on March 16, 2010, 02:54:32 PM
I wonder if they make one for cats??? :rotf: :rotf:

Good luck putting one on.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 02:41:13 PM: I'm not sure I'm in favor of it.

It conceals the dingleberry problem and it doesn't help much when when the dog starts butt-scooting on the carpet.
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: IassaFTots on March 17, 2010, 03:04:09 PM: Quote from: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 02:41:13 PM
I'm not sure I'm in favor of it.

It conceals the dingleberry problem and it doesn't help much when when the dog starts butt-scooting on the carpet.

That is when wood floors are a blessing my friend.... :cheersmate:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: thundley4 on March 17, 2010, 03:07:52 PM: Quote from: IassaFTots on March 17, 2010, 03:04:09 PM
That is when wood floors are a blessing my friend.... :cheersmate:

Until you have to pull the splinters out of the dog's butt. :lmao:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Eupher on March 17, 2010, 03:20:09 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on March 17, 2010, 03:07:52 PM
Until you have to pull the splinters out of the dog's butt. :lmao:

Bingo. That ain't fun, believe me. :whistling:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: debk on March 17, 2010, 07:29:00 PM: I don't miss having a dog butt-scootin' across the carpet.

Cats don't do that... :-)
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: crockspot on March 18, 2010, 07:56:34 AM: What happens when the dog takes a crap?
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Eupher on March 18, 2010, 08:32:18 AM: Quote from: crockspot on March 18, 2010, 07:56:34 AM
What happens when the dog takes a crap?

Rear Gear is handmade, so it doesn't stand a chance against a pooch determined to void his bowels.

There, I said it. Bowels.

:rotf:
Title: Re: No more Mr. Brown Eye.
Post by: Wineslob on March 18, 2010, 12:48:51 PM: Quote
What happens when the dog takes a crap?

It's minty-fresh? :p