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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on March 14, 2010, 08:19:00 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7911590
Oh my.
Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:27 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
Original message
"The check is in the mail" "I'll never leave you" "Trust me" "I'll call you" "I'll pull out before that" "We'll share the profit" "My husband doesn't understand me" "We have a special kind of marriage" "We'll fix it later"
Has anyone ever believed even one of these?
Hmmmm. One wonders what's going on with the sparkling husband primitive's marriage.
Maybe the sparkling husband primitive's wife is having too good of a time in Switzerland, with her girlfriend.
Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:30 PM
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1. *that foundation won't leak* *your investment is sure to profit*
"Don't worry about the easement, we'll get it fixed before closing* "We'll go back and re-negotiate the loan before the balloon payment kicks in*
yeah -- my cousin did. Still looking for a buyer for that Bridge in Brooklyn
Bluebear (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:31 PM
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2. "It will actually appreciate in value!" "You're my first" "I'm only offering you this deal"
CTyankee (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:32 PM
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4. "My husband doesn't understand me" was mine.
It was really "He doesn't understand that I am divorcing his lying butt."
DJ13 (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:36 PM
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5. We promise to fix our corporate welfare bill later
Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:37 PM
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6. "We'll just add the PO later, trust me."
Don't worry about it. Piece of cake. No worries, mate. You're fretting over nothing.
Say, how ya fixed for health insurance, buddy? Is your family protected from a health disaster? It's a nice family. Wouldn't want anything to happen to it, would ya?
Sign here.
scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:42 PM
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8. "I'm really sorry, honey, I'll never hit you again."
To be a Dem voter these days is a lot like being an abused wife who keeps taking her husband back.
northofdenali (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:46 PM
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9. "Of course that firewood is seasoned."
"It's the free market, that's why your gasoline prices are $3.41 a gallon".
"We can't afford to fix the (insert your favorite cause here) - it'll raise our taxes."
Raine (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:53 PM
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10. "This ship is unsinkable"
said the builder of the Titanic.
grasswire (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:54 PM
THE FARMERETTE FROM WISCONSIN
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11. and the word for us is.............
...suckers. Time after time after time after time.
Don't forget "change you can believe in."
SoFlaJet (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 06:55 PM
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12. you forgot
I promise I won't cum in your mouth...
gratuitous (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:01 PM
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13. "We know where the weapons of mass destruction are"
"Mission accomplished."
"If anyone in my administration was involved in the outing of Valerie Plame, I'll fire that person."
"We're fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq for a noble cause."
"There were no terrorist attacks on American soil during the Bush presidency."
Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:29 PM
THE LIBERTINE TERRORIST PRIMITIVE
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15. "You'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
The Gunslinger (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:41 PM
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16. Give more wealth to the wealthy, and it will trickle down to all.
Hardrada (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 07:57 PM
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17. This is the War to End All Wars.
We will make the world safe for Democracy.
Hatchling (710 posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:25 PM
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20. "Any bill I sign must have a Public Option."
cherokeeprogressive (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:27 PM
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21. "We'll fix it later" sounds PERFECTLY believable to me...
Anyone who doesn't believe "We'll fix it later" is out of touch, glass half-empty, Debbie Downer, and all that.
Fla_Democrat (879 posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:38 PM
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22. the material will be there by lunch time
pipi_k (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 08:43 PM
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23. "I can quit drinking any time I want to"
"OMG I'm so sick, I'm NEVER gonna drink again!!!!!"
Heard those two for years.
roguevalley (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 10:53 PM
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25. you go first. it will be okay. we're all right behind you.
QC (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-13-10 11:03 PM
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27. Hope and change.
Lorien (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 01:18 AM
THE LYING LORIEN PRIMITIVE
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28. "Change we can believe in".
wroberts189 (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 05:10 AM
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29. 100% guarantee ** (subject to terms and conditions in our 600 words of fine micro print)
pecwae (1000+ posts) Sun Mar-14-10 07:44 AM
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31. Pass it now, we'll find out what's in it later.
DisgustedInMN (911 posts) Sun Mar-14-10 07:54 AM
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32. Apparently there actually are some fools...
.. that believe those blatant lies, many of which post on this forum.
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I can sum it up for you better eunuch...
Any far leftist that thinks they really matter to anyone is an idiot.
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You mean they won't believe all the promises that DUmmieCorp and DUmmieFinancial and DUmmieland Investment Cooperative will make when I get them started and look for "ground floor investors"??
dang.
back to the drawing board.