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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: AllosaursRus on March 12, 2010, 10:39:35 AM
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One Woman's Yearly Check-Up............
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 190.
The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch!!!
ETA: had to edit the title, forgot yearly had a "y"!
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
So true!
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It is every womans right to lie about her weight
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It is every womans right to lie about her weight
So it's men's eyes that deceive, eh? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!