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Title: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: mamacags on March 08, 2010, 07:55:04 AM

Dear Susan,
You dumb fat whore. You are talking out your ass which is probably very easy considering you have stretched it out so far a Buick could park there for the winter. Until you get your head off of some hobo's crotch you need to STFU. You are fat, nasty, and your kids are most likely stupid. You wretched STD poster child.
Hugs and kisses, Melinda

Dear Robin,
You are one of the most insane people I have ever met.  You are so crazy that you have convinced yourself that you are sane.  You should be locked up beside serial killers, cannibals, and people who think they are aliens and here to save our world.  The worst part of it is that patients come to you thinking you can help them.  Yes, you can help them go so batshit crazy that their eyes pop out of their heads.  I pity anyone who takes your advice seriously and would like to buy a billboard in your town to warn people about your mental issues.  You are truly f'ed in the head. 
Hugs and kisses, Melinda


Dear Don,
You act like a big fat moron at every sporting event your children play in.  You scream at the refs like you think it is the freaking end of the world just because they miss one freaking call.  Get up off of your fat drunken ass and do it yourself instead  of pretending that you are some sort of sports God.  We all know that you are the biggest lush in the world and couldn't make it up and down the court twice without a map and a designated driver.  You stupid worthless piece of shit.
Hugs and kisses, Melinda

Title: Re: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 08, 2010, 09:32:29 AM

 :rotf:

Idiots gettin' ya down lately?  Well, we still love you!

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: Eupher on March 08, 2010, 10:34:54 AM

I am truly impressed, mama.    :bow:    :cheersmate:

I gotsta ask, though -- do you really feel better after penning one of those letters?    :lmao:

Title: Re: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: DixieBelle on March 08, 2010, 11:08:48 AM

:rofl:

I think I should send you a couple of names and addresses.....

Title: Re: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: NHSparky on March 08, 2010, 11:14:04 AM

Can I just steal the first two and send them both to my ex-wife?

Title: Re: Letters I wish I could really send....
Post by: mamacags on March 08, 2010, 12:45:52 PM

I do feel better.  In fact just the thought of Susan and a hobo's crotch gave me the giggles.  I am sure with her it is a weekly occurrence though.  She is the nastiest, ugliest, fattest skank you could ever imagine!