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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: AllosaursRus on March 04, 2010, 02:34:08 PM

Title: The Train Ride
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 04, 2010, 02:34:08 PM
Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old
lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand
print on his cheek. 

No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:  Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and
she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:  Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Obama thinks:  Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried
to slap him but missed and got me instead.

George Bush thinks:  I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
Obama,

AGAIN!
Title: Re: The Train Ride
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 04, 2010, 03:20:54 PM
 :lmao: