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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on March 04, 2010, 10:10:34 AM
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A witness phoned the emergency services after spotting the naked woman tied up in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma.
A man was also spotted nearby.
A number of police officers rushed to the park upon receiving the reports, and traffic officers were posted at the park's entrances and exits, according to the Tacoma News Tribune.
The officers managed to successfully find the naked woman, and talked to her, as well as tracking down the man.
After getting the details of the incident from both parties, police determined that the whole naked-woman-tied-to-a-tree thing was a 'consensual rendezvous', according to police spokesman Mark Fulghum. No arrests were made, and the police went on their way, leaving the pair to consensually rendezvous another day.
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815998-police-okay-with-naked-woman-tied-to-a-tree)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/04/article-1267716341114-04D8E9C3000005DC-688285_304x198.jpg)
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So, she was checking out his trunk?
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So, she was checking out his trunk?
Her sex life was getting dull, so she was branching out a bit.
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Wait... its legal to tie up naked women to trees on public property, which I assume was for a sexual purpose???
That is legal??
wow.
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I'll leaf the puns to others and bough to to the ones with deeper roots in pundom.
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talk about a woody... :hi5:
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I'll leaf the puns to others and bough to to the ones with deeper roots in pundom.
She clearly barked her shins shinnying up that tree and the crowning glory on the whole thing was the knot placed right in a strategic spot -- I mean, she was rooted.
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oh. my.
:o
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They were just rooting around a bit.
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:picsneeded:
No boobiez. I'm taking my ball and going home. :tongue:
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:picsneeded:
No boobiez. I'm taking my ball and going home. :tongue:
There was a pic! :lmao: I'm surprised you didn't twig what the picture was going to be before you opened the thread.
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There was a pic! :lmao: I'm surprised you didn't twig what the picture was going to be before you opened the thread.
I guess I'm DUmber than a stump. I couldn't see the forest for the trees. :innocent:
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She clearly barked her shins shinnying up that tree and the crowning glory on the whole thing was the knot placed right in a strategic spot -- I mean, she was rooted.
With all those puns, you've run rings round the rest of us.
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Well shiver me timbers.
:-)