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Title: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 03, 2010, 11:07:45 AM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)       
Wed Mar-03-10 11:31 AM
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7833720)

I have 5 of the most beautiful adopted Chihuahuas in the whole world. I don't want to lose them.

I'm so sick/. I've got to pull it together for the call with my boss @ 3pm but I don't think I can.


Mostly a pity party, but I found this amusing:

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xultar  (1000+ posts)       
Wed Mar-03-10 12:06 PM
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48. This is such bullshit. I swear everytime there is a repub in office they **** us for decades.


So this is Bush's fault? :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2010, 11:13:01 AM
Heard the tail end of a song on Rush's show the other day....sung to the tune of Ray Stevens "Everything is Beautiful"

"Everything is Bush's fault....da...da...I forget the rest.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 03, 2010, 11:14:00 AM
Heard the tail end of a song on Rush's show the other day....sung to the tune of Ray Stevens "Everything is Beautiful"

"Everything is Bush's fault....da...da...I forget the rest.

I caught that too.  It was someone portraying 0bama singing it too.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 03, 2010, 11:15:09 AM
She's kinda big on the race card, normally, I'm surprised she got through that without playing it.  Either her boss is Black or there's some other reason she knows it's futile, like half her whole office getting laid off.  Pretty much the way life is in the big city, though.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: crockspot on March 03, 2010, 11:15:55 AM
Have no fear DUmmy, you will collect unemployment for two years.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: shadeaux on March 03, 2010, 11:23:44 AM
I just finished reading her journal.  :-)

She had a transgendered cat.  WTH ?

She's also the ultimate authority on what is and isn't racist.

Imagine having to work with someone like that.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 03, 2010, 11:25:59 AM
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Orrex  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:45 PM
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32. Are you losing your job due to willful misconduct?  


xultar  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:54 PM
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40. If that includes getting loaded in airport bars then yes. No, I don't think so but
 
I'll find out.

Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 03, 2010, 11:29:50 AM
I thought, now why would anyone want 5 of those squeaking little dogs?....then it hit me....bit size fresh meat when the powers turned off.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Duchess on March 03, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
When Hussein's lying Muslim azz has been gone for a year, will it be his fault yet when they get fired?
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: USA4ME on March 03, 2010, 11:37:22 AM
Good.  Another company choosing to cut out the incompetence and focus on profitability.  More power to them.  Every other word out of her stupid mouth was some type of profanity and always uninformed.  Guarantee you she let it fly in the work-world, too.  Like Catwoman, she is just typical Atlanta trash.  She could tell you which MARTA bus to take to get anywhere in town, but other than that she's worthless.

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Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 03, 2010, 11:38:20 AM
Good. Now she can get rid of those snappy little rodent-dogs and get pit bulls like everyone else in the Colt .45 community.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Duchess on March 03, 2010, 11:40:37 AM
Good. Now she can get rid of those snappy little rodent-dogs and get pit bulls like everyone else in the Colt .45 community.

LOL. I remember when Hussein first took office and the economy was sinking, many Freepers said the DUmmies would be the first to go, and it appears that they were right.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: dandi on March 03, 2010, 11:52:04 AM
Pimps can be so heartless.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: NHSparky on March 03, 2010, 11:55:50 AM
And another DUmmie realizes there are no more Skittle-shitting ponies to be had.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: PatriotGame on March 03, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
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Orrex  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:45 PM
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32. Are you losing your job due to willful misconduct?  


xultar  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:54 PM
Response to Reply #32
40. If that includes getting loaded in airport bars then yes. No, I don't think so but
 
I'll find out.
Getting stoned on the company expense account? Most companies are ok with expensing a drink or two. My guess is your "loaded" was a 10 drink drunk. As with most airport drunks, they add on a $18 dollar meal then just have to buy some crappy souvenir to boot. Each time they walk through an airport it costs the company $200 bucks and someone in accounting finally discovered her.
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: The Village Idiot on March 03, 2010, 12:08:31 PM
Has anyone ever seen that show "Worst Jobs in History"??

This DUmmie couldn't collect thrown out cigar/cigarette butts,
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: lastparker on March 03, 2010, 12:09:41 PM
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AprilRazz on March 03, 2010, 12:23:36 PM
And another DUmmie realizes there are no more Skittle-shitting ponies to be had.
But they still hold out for Maobama to save them.
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Blue Owl  Donating Member  (863 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Mar-03-10 12:19 PM
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56. For what it's worth...
   
at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

Best luck to you in your job hunt & we'll keep our fingers crossed...

:smile:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2010, 12:25:53 PM
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at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

That's cute.  Cause the last year has been such a peach!   :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 03, 2010, 01:03:37 PM
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.

Because people will donate more $$$ to feed a dog than they will a human.  And these are 'adopted'- code for rescued- so they're extra special. 
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: PatriotGame on March 03, 2010, 01:28:57 PM
I don't know why you're all snuffing the dogs in xultar's final hours.  What did they do?  Isn't is punishment enough they've had to live with her all this time?

I hope xultar starts looking like some pretty tasty snausages when the power is out and she's passed out in a Gallo-induced coma.

Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
And, its fun!  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 03, 2010, 01:32:51 PM
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 03, 2010, 03:09:56 PM
I hope you starve and as deep hunger sets in and you begin to hallucinate, those Chihuahuas look like pork chops.

Or, alternately, the DUmb**** starts to look like Purina Dog Chow.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: dandi on March 03, 2010, 03:25:59 PM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)       
Wed Mar-03-10 11:31 AM
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.

How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for ya, DUmbass?
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: tuolumnejim on March 03, 2010, 05:36:56 PM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-03-10 04:31 PM
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I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
 I have 5 of the most beautiful adopted Chihuahuas in the whole world. I don't want to lose them.

I'm so sick/. I've got to pull it together for the call with my boss @ 3pm but I don't think I can.
 

Hell I just figured that the DUmmy finally found a mirror.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: vlad335 on March 03, 2010, 05:52:33 PM
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at least Mr. Barack Obama is in the white house the next 3 years, and not George W. Bu$h -- which is much better for our domestic job scene!

I don't know if these people actually believe this or are trying to convince themselves its true. I mean, the evidence of it simply not happening is right in front of their faces. Well with the democrats taking congress in 2006 and then the presidency, the economy should be taking off now right? What more could they ask for as they have total power. Where are those damn green shoots? Why the economic death spiral?

On message boards in the past the libs used to point to the Clinton presidency and equate it with positive economic results. Fair enough but the credit was grossly misplaced. Glossing over that Billy Bob also tried to push the same brand of liberal buffoonery early and was brutally snuffed in 1994. Initially he pushed back and I clearly remember the government shutdowns and the media shreiking about the elderly shivering in the dark eating cat food. However, he learned a thing or two and to his credit, he later trianglated and signed off on republican proposals, ( Even took credit for them as his own) moved to the center and the country enjoyed positive growth.

Progressives destroy the American spirit and any hope of prosperity.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: thundley4 on March 03, 2010, 05:53:15 PM
He hasn't reported back in yet. Has anyone heard of any workplace violence today?
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AprilRazz on March 03, 2010, 07:02:30 PM
She's kinda big on the race card, normally, I'm surprised she got through that without playing it.  Either her boss is Black or there's some other reason she knows it's futile, like half her whole office getting laid off.  Pretty much the way life is in the big city, though.
This whole thread is about how she is all wise and knowing in the ways of race. :mental:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x2593970
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Tucker on March 03, 2010, 08:42:28 PM
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Jack Rabbit  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Wed Mar-03-10 05:53 PM
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101. ()


(http://www.pebblez.com/pictures/editedcandleholders/candle3.jpg)

She's safe now. The all healing, all comforting white light.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2010, 09:11:50 PM
Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
And, its fun!  :fuelfire:

I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

My Lab retrieves ducks/geese...... and tennis balls, God luv 'er!
My Bassets have some of the best trackin' noses in the business......and one of the lowest vocal barks I have ever heard, which makes them extremely good watch dogs. They sound like they're 4 times the size they actually are! If you hadn't seen 'em, you'd swear you were takin' on a Rott!

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 03, 2010, 09:15:28 PM
I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

My Lab retrieves ducks/geese...... and tennis balls, God luv 'er!
My Bassets have some of the best trackin' noses in the business......and one of the lowest vocal barks I have ever heard, which makes them extremely good watch dogs. They sound like they're 4 times the size they actually are! If you hadn't seen 'em, you'd swear you were takin' on a Rott!

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?

They're not even big enough for a decent pair of gloves.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Tucker on March 03, 2010, 09:18:30 PM
I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: IassaFTots on March 03, 2010, 09:19:09 PM
They're not even big enough for a decent pair of gloves.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Holy cow!  I am soooooooooo happy I put down my beer before I read that!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 03, 2010, 09:28:29 PM
I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting. :-)

See!!!! Prob is chihuahuas' fur isn't even long enough to do that! The only thing I know they're good for is sellin' tacos! And it only takes one to do that, not five for goodness sake!
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 03, 2010, 10:41:58 PM
I have Yorkies. They let me know when someone is around. If something is amiss, I'll take care of any problems. Besides. I have hardwood floors throughout. They help earn their upkeep by dusting. :-)

I caught one of the boys 'mopping' with my Maltese.   :p
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: delilahmused on March 04, 2010, 12:27:39 AM
Well, I hate those little yapping ankle biting ****ers!
And, its fun!  :fuelfire:

I did too until my beautiful Nana got one and he completely changed the quality of her life. Every member of my family adores that little dog because he's her constant companion and gives her a reason to look forward to each day. They do practically everything together. Then at the end of the day they go upstairs and Nan says, "Sammy, let's say our prayers!" Damned if that little dog doesn't jump up on the bed, put his little paws together and bow his little head. He's not yappy and he doesn't bite ankles because, like any other dog, behavior is directly related to how they're raised. He plays with grandchildren and great grandchildren and lays protectively beside great, great grandchildren. He was the runt of the litter but he's got one of the biggest hearts I've ever seen. I've seen him back a dog twice his size into a corner because he thought it was going to hurt my Nan. If that little dog gives us even one more year with her, he's worth more than any two big dogs.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: delilahmused on March 04, 2010, 12:37:45 AM
I'm with you Pat! Chihuahuas are nothin' more than kickin' dogs! Dogs were meant to help mankind not the other way around.

[snip]

Someone want to tell me what a Chihuahua is good for? Besides kickin' I mean. Are ya gonna tell me you're scared to death when you hear "Yip, yip, yip" on the other side of the door?

Giving my 91 year old Nana a devoted companion to share her day with. She can't take long walks anymore. She can't work in her yard with the same gusto that she used to. She can't go to swap meets and sell antiques like she did when my grandfather was alive. But caring for that little dog gives her life purpose and helps her remain independent. It may not seem like much to those of us with really active lives and dogs with big "important" jobs, but I thank God for Sammy every single day.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 04, 2010, 08:50:24 AM
Giving my 91 year old Nana a devoted companion to share her day with. She can't take long walks anymore. She can't work in her yard with the same gusto that she used to. She can't go to swap meets and sell antiques like she did when my grandfather was alive. But caring for that little dog gives her life purpose and helps her remain independent. It may not seem like much to those of us with really active lives and dogs with big "important" jobs, but I thank God for Sammy every single day.

Cindie

Ok Cin! Enough! What are ya tryin' to do, make a grown man cry? I'm glad for your Nana! I do have to say Sammy is the exception to the rule from my experience with the little yappers!
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: jukin on March 04, 2010, 09:51:42 AM
If true, a big if, good luck to the OP.  Howerer, as Frank says there is probably more to the story.  More that doesn't make the DUmmy look good.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on March 04, 2010, 10:02:15 AM
If true, a big if, good luck to the OP.  Howerer, as Frank says there is probably more to the story.  More that doesn't make the DUmmy look good.

"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 :rotf:
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: USA4ME on March 04, 2010, 10:11:29 AM
"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 :rotf:

Only smelling like dogs and vomit would be a marked improvement for her.

.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 04, 2010, 11:41:34 AM
"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 :rotf:

Probly more truth to that statement than we'd like to know! DUmmies have been known to skimp on the showers. Also, every time the gals raise their arms above shoulder level it's a gross out!
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: kenth on March 04, 2010, 05:52:54 PM
"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 :rotf:

 :rotf:

Imagine her other posts, "I got a great birthday present. I'm so happy, I've been vomiting!"
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: PatriotGame on March 04, 2010, 10:54:25 PM
"Xultar, we must let you go.  You have been coming to work smelling of dogs and vomit, and the customers have started complaining!"

 :rotf:
...and, it looks and smells like you have some kind of dog turd mashed into one of your hair cornrows.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on March 04, 2010, 11:25:19 PM
Unemployment is now 10.6% under Obama and was roughly 5% under Bush. But I guess on Skin's Island facts are irrelevant.

SOURCE (http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=usunemployment&met=unemployment_rate&tdim=true&dl=en&hl=en&q=unemployment+rates)
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: shadeaux on March 04, 2010, 11:34:11 PM
UPDATE !!!

She got the boot.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7843996

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:05 PM
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******** THANK YOU DU ************

 It is official I got the axe. But I would have been so much more of a basket case without you. So, I just wanted to say thank you to all the words of support. I am glad I have a place to come to and talk with people on a daily basis. I really can't talk to the people closest to me. I don't know why. It is tough, because it makes me feel so alone. But after yesterday and today I can truly say that I am not alone and man.....THAT FEELS GOOD.

So, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
 

Well she better behave at her new job if she gets one or we'll see a repeat.

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:33 PM
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31. I'm an ERP Systems Consultant (PeopleSoft) My specialty is HR but I also know Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory and Maintenance Management.

I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.


I predict a repeat.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2010, 12:49:23 AM
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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #28

31. I'm an ERP Systems Consultant (PeopleSoft) My specialty is HR but I also know Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory and Maintenance Management.

I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 05, 2010, 01:54:52 AM

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.

Good grief Go, don't give the cal piggy any ideas! It takes days before I can get over the ignorance of her so-called poems!

No way there was grounds for dismissal if all that was relevant was posted in it's last screed! Ain't it just amazing how they never seem to give us the "Rest of the Story"!

Next, page 3!
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: JohnnyReb on March 05, 2010, 02:00:20 AM
CHE'-waa-waa's: Any chance they taste like chicken?
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: AllosaursRus on March 05, 2010, 02:34:19 AM
CHE'-waa-waa's: Any chance they taste like chicken?

Naw, ain't enough meat on the bone. More like chicken flavored cardboard.

(http://sites.google.com/a/wildblue.net/bruceptt/pic/chicken.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Alpha Mare on March 05, 2010, 03:46:11 AM
How my German Shepherds see things-


(http://thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451580669e20120a79c4187970b-320wi)
Title: Re: DUmmy xultar : I'll be losing my job today DU. I'm so upset, I've been vomiting.
Post by: Tucker on March 05, 2010, 07:09:59 AM

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.

I'm glad you asked. I don't have a clue as to her speciality.

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xultar  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-04-10 04:33 PM
Response to Reply #28

31. I'm an ERP Systems Consultant (PeopleSoft) My specialty is HR but I also know Finance, Supply Chain, Inventory and Maintenance Management.

I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.


Maybe she in HR for a software company. She hires and fires people.  :rotf:
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Post by: franksolich on March 05, 2010, 07:14:32 AM
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I also do full life cycle training from needs analysis to Delivery and post delivery support.

I dunno.

This sounds like bureaucratese for "I feed infants in a daycare and change their diapers."

Really, it does.

One has to understand bureaucratese to understand it, though.
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Post by: happy1ga on March 05, 2010, 07:18:01 AM
Huurrphhh! Have you people not seen my avi?  What is the meaning of all this chihuahua bashing? Have you no shame, Sir or Madam?



The truth is, they are pretty good dogs, if trained. My problem is, I have 4 untrained versions. They aren't bad yappers, but have a bladder the size of a cashew. The only upside is, they will go apeshit if someone comes into your yard, and you can keep your house like an icebox at night if you put some in the bed with you. They are like 5 lb radiant heaters. Downside? Shedding, peeing, pooping.
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Post by: Celtic Rose on March 05, 2010, 08:32:44 AM

No problem for DUmmy xultar. There is a raging bull market in the Oconomy for people in her field. By the way, what the hell is her field? "Full life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support"...??? Does that group of words have some meaning? It sounds like a line in a CalPig poem, i.e., no meaning whatever.

ERP is Enterprise Resource Planning.  Basically, if I read it correctly, she helps people with computer systems that help track company resources.  For HR, it is probably a system that tracks current employees, salaries, employment needs, etc.  The "Full Life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support" means that she trains people and consults with them on using the people soft computer system before, while, and after it has been instituted. 
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Post by: USA4ME on March 05, 2010, 08:40:51 AM
First Dead Ted and now xultar.  The liquor industries have lost two of their anchors, one permanently and the other has to choose between booze and feeding her animals.  If NanceGreggs goes, that could collaspe the whole industry.

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Post by: delilahmused on March 05, 2010, 11:32:34 AM
ERP is Enterprise Resource Planning.  Basically, if I read it correctly, she helps people with computer systems that help track company resources.  For HR, it is probably a system that tracks current employees, salaries, employment needs, etc.  The "Full Life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support" means that she trains people and consults with them on using the people soft computer system before, while, and after it has been instituted. 

Oh, so basically she's part of a tech support phone bank who sits there with her little troubleshooting notebook and asks people if they've tried A,B, or C.

Cindie
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Post by: GOBUCKS on March 05, 2010, 11:54:57 AM
ERP is Enterprise Resource Planning.  Basically, if I read it correctly, she helps people with computer systems that help track company resources.  For HR, it is probably a system that tracks current employees, salaries, employment needs, etc.  The "Full Life cycle training from needs analysis to delivery and post delivery support" means that she trains people and consults with them on using the people soft computer system before, while, and after it has been instituted. 
Okay. Now that everyone in the world knows how to use Excel, why would anyone pay her? Or is she like that TV computer scam guy, "Try my product."
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Post by: AllosaursRus on March 05, 2010, 12:11:46 PM
Oh, so basically she's part of a tech support phone bank who sits there with her little troubleshooting notebook and asks people if they've tried A,B, or C.

Cindie

I suspect she gets the coffee for those manning the phones! She has admitted she is an assistant after all.
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Post by: IassaFTots on March 05, 2010, 12:34:40 PM
Oh, so basically she's part of a tech support phone bank who sits there with her little troubleshooting notebook and asks people if they've tried A,B, or C.

Cindie

If she does what she says she does, yeah, at the end of delivery.  She would be responsible in the beginning to be the liason between the customer and PS to design the product. 

If she says she does what she does, well, she makes some pretty good $$, and shame on her if she couldn't sock some away for bad times.
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Post by: AllosaursRus on March 05, 2010, 12:50:22 PM
If she does what she says she does, yeah, at the end of delivery.  She would be responsible in the beginning to be the liason between the customer and PS to design the product. 

If she says she does what she does, well, she makes some pretty good $$, and shame on her if she couldn't sock some away for bad times.

Rule #1: DUmmies lie, they lie all the time!