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Title: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 08:53:06 PM
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Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

Linky (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8VC22HO0&show_article=1&catnum=0)

isn't that some . . . never mind.

Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2008, 08:58:52 PM
It could have been worse.  She could have been sitting on the chimney. 

You can't flush a chimney.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 09:05:49 PM
It could have been worse.  She could have been sitting on the chimney. 

You can't flush a chimney.

yeah, and you can't build a fire in a toilet.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
It could have been worse.  She could have been sitting on the chimney. 

You can't flush a chimney.

yeah, and you can't build a fire in a toilet.

So you've never eaten Mexican food?
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: asdf2231 on March 12, 2008, 09:16:54 PM
Cripes.  It's like the Matrix with doody.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: mamacags on March 12, 2008, 09:36:48 PM
I ummmmmmmm I just don't get it, what the hell is wrong with people? :mental:
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2008, 09:41:50 PM
It's not called dope for nothing.
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 09:46:28 PM
It could have been worse.  She could have been sitting on the chimney. 

You can't flush a chimney.

yeah, and you can't build a fire in a toilet.

So you've never eaten Mexican food?

not that actually combusted, no. :-)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: morningAngel on March 12, 2008, 09:53:15 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 09:54:29 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: morningAngel on March 12, 2008, 09:57:04 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 10:01:22 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: morningAngel on March 12, 2008, 10:06:08 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 

I don't make you tense anymore during PMS week? I must be losing my touch :(
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2008, 10:08:39 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 

My neurologist guy said alcohol could play hell with my perceptions.  Then I though he licked my ear.  
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: onthedge on March 12, 2008, 10:17:00 PM
I think this story is full of crap, unless Jerry Springer is behind it.     :loser:
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 10:21:09 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 

My neurologist guy said alcohol could play hell with my perceptions.  Then I though he licked my ear. 

well, then.  if you drank enough, maybe you could alter your perceptions back to normalcy. :-)

Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Lord Undies on March 12, 2008, 10:31:43 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 

My neurologist guy said alcohol could play hell with my perceptions.  Then I though he licked my ear. 

well, then.  if you drank enough, maybe you could alter your perceptions back to normalcy. :-)



*tsk*  He said I'd meet folks like you.  They are not my friend, he said.  They want me dead.  Boo!  Boo!
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 12, 2008, 10:46:49 PM
I don't think this is the proper forum to discuss Freepers new girlfriend  :rotf:

we need a minefield smiley. :-)
nervous dear?

I am naturally a little edgy, but nothing out of the ordinary. 

My neurologist guy said alcohol could play hell with my perceptions.  Then I though he licked my ear. 

well, then.  if you drank enough, maybe you could alter your perceptions back to normalcy. :-)



*tsk*  He said I'd meet folks like you.  They are not my friend, he said.  They want me dead.  Boo!  Boo!

that wasn't your neurologist, that was one of those little voices in your head again. :-)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2008, 07:27:45 AM
It could have been worse.  She could have been sitting on the chimney. 

You can't flush a chimney.

yeah, and you can't build a fire in a toilet.

So you've never eaten Mexican food?

not that actually combusted, no. :-)
Guess you've never eaten the stuff they serve in Santa Fe or Taos then.   ::)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2008, 01:03:45 PM
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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
What?! She sat on, and I'm guessing, did not clean the toilet, for TWO YEARS and they don't know if she's mentally disabled? They are mentally disabled, that is if ****ing stupid is a disability...
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Wretched Excess on March 13, 2008, 01:09:00 PM
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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
What?! She sat on, and I'm guessing, did not clean the toilet, for TWO YEARS and they don't know if she's mentally disabled? They are mentally disabled, that is if ****ing stupid is a disability...

I'm thinking that the "not cleaning the toilet thing" just isn't the attention grabber in this story. :-)
Title: Re: Sheriff: Woman Sat on Toilet for 2 Years
Post by: Chris_ on March 13, 2008, 01:33:02 PM
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Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
What?! She sat on, and I'm guessing, did not clean the toilet, for TWO YEARS and they don't know if she's mentally disabled? They are mentally disabled, that is if ****ing stupid is a disability...

I'm thinking that the "not cleaning the toilet thing" just isn't the attention grabber in this story. :-)
still, do the math, 7 craps a week, times 104 weeks (minimum) that is a problem...