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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: GOBUCKS on February 24, 2010, 11:32:59 PM
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DUmmy rsmithnumbers is of no importance, just another faceless DUmmy in the howling, yowling mob of DUmp lunatics. He's working on his bouncy style, but is still leaving out some of the most essential features of an entertaining bouncy lie:
rsmith6621 (1000+ posts) Wed Feb-24-10 11:34 PM
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Slam Dunked A Tea Bagger Tonight
Waiting in line at the grocery store an hour ago the customer in front of me was chattering with the cashier when out of the customers mouth came Obama will waste the time of lawmakers tomorrow trying to sell them on his socialism health care program he babbled for about 40 more seconds and I had enough and asked him..... If you lose your job tomorrow will you lose your benefits to drive on the public roads???...he said no....whats your point... I said you will lose you health insurance if you lose your job wont you....yes in most cases... I said why is it ok the government will make sure we have roads to drive on to find new work but there are many who don't think it is essential that we are also protected from a health crisis until we find new work....he said AHHHH!!!....I said you should think of all the things we don't give up when we lose our jobs like Police protection...Fire protection...Military protection....why is it in your mind ok to call the most essential of life's gift to be reduced to a benefit???.....He said Obama is a SOCIALIST....and not even an American citizen...I just interrupted his rage and pulled out my cell phone and asked him if he would like me to call Sarah Palin so he can get a refill on his idiotic talking points....
He called me crazy and left in a huff.....no answers no sollutions just babble
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7790424
A checkout line bouncy is pretty worthless if it doesn't include the nodding, smiling approval of admiring bystanders, or at least the gratitude of the checkout clerk after the defeated rethug sputters his way out the door. The rules have been revised, due to Dump incompetence, to make conversions, cops, and bushes optional, but admiring bystanders are still a required element. One hopes that the standards for bouncy lies are never DUmbed down to the point where admiring bystanders can be omitted.
Congratulations from one whackjob to another:
patrice (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-25-10 12:05 AM
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3. It's great that you were not rude and others saw you standing up for Truth. Congratulations!
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I said you will lose you health insurance if you lose your job wont you...
Some nitwit tried this logic with me once. I simply said no, I pay for my own HC, why shouldn't you? She stared off into space, end of conversation.
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obliviously (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-25-10 01:48 AM
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6. I'll be darned I have never had a discussion like that
just pop up while shopping. Do people start talking about there new found freedom since they started using absorbent adult undergarments too?
:rotf:
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Ok, who's mole is obliviously? No DUmmy is that funny or snarky.
Oh and, 1 bong-for effort.
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I have to take away that bong just for the sheer torture of the language. The complete disregard for punctuation and paragraphing. The misspellings, the grammar, the inappropriate capitalizations.
Just a few moments ago, I posted that these dolts don't have an original thought. The checkout line continues to be the venue for these tales. Can't they come up with a different stage-setting?
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He had to leave out the response of the bystanders because they were all high fiving the teabagger when said teabagger pointed out that all those other services are paid for by tax funds, and health insurance is not (unless the govt takes it over and raises our taxes). In addition, we do have COBRA that allows most of those who lose a job to continue to receive their health benefits, even though that COBRA insurance costs the unemployed person about three times what it would cost if they just went out and got their own insurance.
DUmbasses.
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From the thread:
jobwithout (59 posts) Thu Feb-25-10 12:54 AM
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4. Do you really think you changed his mind or even budged him one millimeter or was it simply to satisfy your frustration. Every time I see this type of thing happen I think just how fruitless it looks and how it makes us progressives look like cooks.
rsmith6621 (1000+ posts) Thu Feb-25-10 01:44 AM
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5. What kind of cooks???
...The one thing this speaking up does it it gets them to think about what they are going to say the next time they want to talk garbage politics in public.... I really do believe these types don't believe the crap they speak but they are to narrow minded to do anything about it... There are other motives that are the foundation of their beliefs...like Chris Mathews has said...where are the BLACK TEA BAGGERS....there are none...
Funny, you see them in pictures all the time. We had them at our 7/4/09 party. But, if Chris Mathews said so, it must be true. Never mind the photographic evidence. Those can't be right.
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From the thread:
Funny, you see them in pictures all the time. We had them at our 7/4/09 party. But, if Chris Mathews said so, it must be true. Never mind the photographic evidence. Those can't be right.
Yeah, we did too....even in the deep south...actually, they made the best speeches at the tea party rally/rallies.
:-)I can hear it now...wife calls, "Could you drop bye the grocery store on the way home and pickup a gallon of milk, 2 loaves of bread and get a dash of moonbatiness while you're in line....I've been bored all day."
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I have to take away that bong just for the sheer torture of the language. The complete disregard for punctuation and paragraphing. The misspellings, the grammar, the inappropriate capitalizations.
Just a few moments ago, I posted that these dolts don't have an original thought. The checkout line continues to be the venue for these tales. Can't they come up with a different stage-setting?
It was awful. But, I'm sure that's the exact incoherent thought stream of the dummie.
Maybe we can give them a few ideas. We can ease them into it, and use a similar style and setting, but not exactly the grocery checkout.
So, I was sitting in line at the McDonald's drive through when all of a sudden the cashier starts complaining about 0bama!
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So, I was waiting in line to see my dealer when the junky in front of me starts complaining about 0bama!