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Title: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: CC27 on February 23, 2010, 08:42:29 AM
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zulchzulu  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Feb-22-10 11:40 PM
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Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?   Updated at 11:57 PM
   
Let's just say karma kicks in... what would you choose to show his passing into Hell?

Bloody Irishman
8 Oz beer
4 Oz tomato juice
Dash of Tabasco

Irish Coffee
1 1/2 Oz of Jameson, or other Irish Whiskey
5 Oz of steaming hot coffee
Fresh whipped cream

Hemingway Daiquiri
1.5 Oz light rum
1/4 Oz maraschino liqueur
3/4 Oz lime juice
1/4 Oz grapefruit juice

Metropolitan
1.5 Oz Brandy
1 Oz Sweet Vermouth
Splash Simple Syrup
2 Dashes Angostura bitters

The Biff
2 Oz Bailey's Irish Cream
A Dash of Chivas Regal

Grey Goose Le Citron Caipirosca
1 1/4 parts Grey Goose Le Citron Vodka
1 part simple syrup or 1 Tsp Sugar
1 small lime cut into eighths
A splash of soda

Mimosa Punch
12 Oz thawed orange juice concentrate
1 Liter club soda
1.5 Whole bottles of sparkling wine

Poll result (38 votes)
Bloody Irishman   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
Irish Coffee   (7 votes, 18%)   Vote
Hemingway Daiquiri   (2 votes, 5%)   Vote
Metropolitan   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
The Biff   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
Grey Goose Le Citron Caipirosca   (3 votes, 8%)   Vote
Mimosa Punch   (2 votes, 5%)   Vote
30 pack of any beer in frozen cans   (0 votes, 0%)   Vote
A pound of really good weed and a new bong made out of Persian marble   (4 votes, 11%)   Vote
All the above   (20 votes, 53%)   Vote

 :whatever:

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Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 23, 2010, 08:59:54 AM
DUmmies WOULD drink that effete garbage...
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2010, 09:30:48 AM
2 oz. of double bead white lightning.
4 oz. of freash spring water.
4 large square spring water icecubes direct from the ice tray.
Sip slowly until lips are numb.
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: jinxmchue on February 23, 2010, 09:41:37 AM
I'm shocked -- SHOCKED, I tell you -- that the poll/thread hasn't been locked and flushed down the memory hole.
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 23, 2010, 09:47:36 AM
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zulchzulu  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Mon Feb-22-10 11:40 PM
Original message
Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?   Updated at 11:57 PM
   
Let's just say karma kicks in... what would you choose to show his passing into Hell?

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Bloody Irishman
8 Oz beer
4 Oz tomato juice
Dash of Tabasco

Irish Coffee
1 1/2 Oz of Jameson, or other Irish Whiskey
5 Oz of steaming hot coffee
Fresh whipped cream

Hemingway Daiquiri
1.5 Oz light rum
1/4 Oz maraschino liqueur
3/4 Oz lime juice
1/4 Oz grapefruit juice

Metropolitan
1.5 Oz Brandy
1 Oz Sweet Vermouth
Splash Simple Syrup
2 Dashes Angostura bitters

The Biff
2 Oz Bailey's Irish Cream
A Dash of Chivas Regal

Grey Goose Le Citron Caipirosca
1 1/4 parts Grey Goose Le Citron Vodka
1 part simple syrup or 1 Tsp Sugar
1 small lime cut into eighths
A splash of soda

Mimosa Punch
12 Oz thawed orange juice concentrate
1 Liter club soda
1.5 Whole bottles of sparkling wine

You left out the razor blades from the first one, and the shotgun from the second.  All the rest should be liberally mixed with hemlock and garnished with 'Death Angel' mushrooms before being consumed by true Progressive Democrats.
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: seabelle on February 23, 2010, 10:35:20 AM
From Hot Air:

http://hotair.com/greenroom/archives/2010/02/22/dummies-all-set-to-dance-on-cheneys-grave/

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: Karin on February 23, 2010, 12:31:27 PM
Hotair is having a DUmpster party!  One commenter said this about the DU:

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There is one sick motherfather who in 2005 actually posted pics of himself after he leaped over a partition and danced on Reagan’s gravestone. If that wasn’t enough, he also actually urinated on Nixon’s tombstone while draped by the Stars and Stripes. The punk probably isn’t old enough to remember Reagan, much less Nixon — he just knew what his teachers (and perhaps parents) told him about them.

Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 23, 2010, 12:51:56 PM
"Liqueur" is hopelessly ghey. It should only be served with cheesecake.
Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: Zathras on February 23, 2010, 02:31:41 PM
And the above postings are why I have absolutely no sympathy for the assholes at the DUmp when they have bad things happen to them in their pathetic lives.

To all DUmmys that may be lurking here, I have just one thing to say to you......

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v602/HeroesAtWork/thisisafire.jpg)

Title: Re: Poll question: If Dick Cheney passes away, would would you do?
Post by: debk on February 23, 2010, 05:14:12 PM
Personally I prefer Grey Goose Le Citron by itself over ice with a squeeze of lemon.

Certainly not screwed up with "simple syrup"... ::)