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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 20, 2010, 11:55:24 AM
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http://demopedia.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7748444
Oh my.
The original topic is about an odoriferous Canadian who was kicked off an airline flight after offending all the other passengers.
azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:04 AM
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4. I once sat next to a guy who picked his nose through the entire flight.
What could he have digging out of his nose for 2 hours? People can be really disgusting.
I took a long hot shower when I got home.
TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:11 AM
Response to Reply #4
10. Airlines are cutting back on snacks enroute.
I mean, you know......
azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:28 AM
Response to Reply #10
19. Ok that's disgusting.... and very funny!
pipi_k (1000+ posts) Sat Feb-20-10 11:14 AM
Response to Reply #10
83. And to be fair, it does take time to get the good ones out and put the other ones back
dmallind (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:13 AM
Response to Reply #4
15. What silly prudery!
It was his nose he was picking not yours, right?
Did he wipe the product of his personal cavity search on you?
My GOD people will be wearing unstarched collars and suits with only two pieces next! What disgusting behavior!
azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:27 AM
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18. Are you serious?
He would dig in his nose and then lean down and flick whatever he found. It could have been going EVERYWHERE!
And you realize airline seats are very close together? With no room to move away from the offending crap from his nose?
NM_hemilover (112 posts) Fri Feb-19-10 11:25 AM
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38. How do you feel about shaking hands with someone, who hasn't washed thier hands afer using the restroom ? Don't mind having a handfull of thier business ?
What if someone shit thier pants and sat next to you, as long as he shits all over himself it dosn't affect you right ? Where do you draw the line ? Personal hygene is a pretty reasonable expectation, it's not "prudery", I hope you're joking.
Dirty, smelly people are offensive and I don't blame the other passengers one bit.
Javaman (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 12:27 PM
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40. I'll make sure I don't sit next you, next time. ick.
dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 11:04 AM
Response to Reply #4
27. so what...?
i can't believe how prissy some people can be about OTHER people's business.
azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 11:06 AM
Response to Reply #27
29. When he's flicking the boogers everywhere it becomes MY business.
I can't believe how judgmental some people can be when OTHER people are grossed out.
Name removed (0 posts) Fri Feb-19-10 01:12 PM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #52
55. Stay classy.
flyarm (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 01:37 PM
LEONA HELMSLEY OF DUmmieland
Response to Reply #29
54. oh my ..you just made me splash my coffee all over the keyboard!!!!
madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 01:50 PM
THE RABID TERRAPIN PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #29
57. "Hey Buddy, gonna pick me a winner??"
dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 06:25 PM
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67. then why didn't you ask him to stop? or at least ask a flight attendant to?
btw- 'boogers' are 98% water.
and- did you ever stop to think that when you're on an elevator, or an airplane, and you smell someone else's fart- it means that molecules that used to be in that person's colon are now bouncing around your sinuses...?
It's a big campfire, and after a while, the subject changes from nose-picking passengers to diaper-changing passengers, and on to flatulating passengers.
The condition of the Bostonian Drunkard (boryborygmia = constant involuntary release of gas from the nether regions) and of Pedro Picasso (trimenthylamunia = the body odor resulting from dining on dead fish), are brought up, even though neither primitive shows up at the campfire.
It's well worth reading in its entirety at the link above.
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Fri Feb-19-10 10:04 AM
Response to Original message
4. I once sat next to a guy who picked his nose through the entire flight.
What could he have digging out of his nose for 2 hours? People can be really disgusting.
I took a long hot shower when I got home.
Probably nervous, maybe iron deficiency. Bet it was more interesting than the person sitting next to him.
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Probably nervous, maybe iron deficiency. Bet it was more interesting than the person sitting next to him.
Or it could simply be someone who isn't your typical mouth-breathing DUmbass keeping the primary respiratory orifice clear under circumstances where that exceptionally dry, reprocessed air is working overtime to close it up.
I know mouth-breathing DUmbasses don't normally have this problem when their keepers let them out in public...
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Ok, this thread is officially GROSS!
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Or it could simply be someone who isn't your typical mouth-breathing DUmbass keeping the primary respiratory orifice clear under circumstances where that exceptionally dry, reprocessed air is working overtime to close it up.
I know mouth-breathing DUmbasses don't normally have this problem when their keepers let them out in public...
They only mouth breathe when sitting down, when standing they breathe through their rear