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Title: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: Alpha Mare on February 15, 2010, 08:01:39 AM: Quote
shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-15-10 02:13 AM
Original message

Joke: 'but not really'...How do you know your marriage is over in the computer age?
Answer: Your wife changes her Facebook status from "Married" to "It's complicated." True story.

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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-15-10 02:31 AM
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5. Well I guess it got posted on all our friends walls
I'm actually amazed at the lack of WTF!!!! PMs I've gotten. Friends scatter like roaches under a halogen light when there's "trouble in paradise". I think they think it's contagious.

You haven't gotten any PM's because no one is surprised.

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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-15-10 02:15 AM
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3. She's gone. Let her go.

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shadowknows69 (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-15-10 02:34 AM
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8. Oh, hopefully needless to say I won't be able to visit DU much longer.
Lack of internet while homeless and all that. Might have found a roof, but everything else, including food, will be a luxury for a while. Not a bad thing. I need to drop about 80 pounds

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7716891
Title: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: Tucker on February 15, 2010, 08:18:45 AM: Alpha. You need to start that as a new thread. It could get good.
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: franksolich on February 15, 2010, 08:21:32 AM: Quote from: Tucker on February 15, 2010, 08:18:45 AM
Alpha. You need to start that as a new thread. It could get good.

Good idea, sir, so I split it.
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: Karin on February 15, 2010, 09:13:44 AM: Quote
WonderGrunion (1000+ posts) Mon Feb-15-10 06:34 AM
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15. Check out your public library.
Most have internet access and will be vital to using online resources to find housing and file for benefits.

What free ponies would Shadow qualify for?
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 15, 2010, 12:53:16 PM: I doubt the marriage was ever paradise.
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: DefiantSix on February 15, 2010, 01:16:46 PM: Quote from: FGL on February 15, 2010, 12:53:16 PM
I doubt the marriage was ever paradise.

At least one of the parties to the marriage was a raving, moonbat DUmbass. That factor alone is guaranteed to make a marriage a living hell on Earth. If both were moonbats, about the only thing you could do for it is toss in a box of razor blades.
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 15, 2010, 01:19:26 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on February 15, 2010, 01:16:46 PM
At least one of the parties to the marriage was a raving, moonbat DUmbass. That factor alone is guaranteed to make a marriage a living hell on Earth. If both were moonbats, about the only thing you could do for it is toss in a box of razor blades.

I could only imagine how awful that would be
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: kenth on February 15, 2010, 06:51:27 PM: Quote from: Alpha Mare on February 15, 2010, 08:01:39 AM
You haven't gotten any PM's because no one is surprised.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7716891

Banished to the lounge already. Not only is he getting kicked out from home, he's getting kicked around on DU. Excellent.
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: delilahmused on February 15, 2010, 07:29:14 PM: Well, I have to say one thing DUmmie metrosexuals do is make me thankful that the men I know are real men. Best way to appreciate your husband: read a couple of threads with DUmmie "men". Can't figure out why a woman would want to be with one. Yuck.

Cindie
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 15, 2010, 07:36:38 PM: Quote from: delilahmused on February 15, 2010, 07:29:14 PM
Well, I have to say one thing DUmmie metrosexuals do is make me thankful that the men I know are real men. Best way to appreciate your husband: read a couple of threads with DUmmie "men". Can't figure out why a woman would want to be with one. Yuck.

Cindie

Maybe those are women who would take just about any guy?
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: thundley4 on February 15, 2010, 07:51:15 PM: Quote from: FGL on February 15, 2010, 07:36:38 PM
Maybe those are women who would take just about any guy?

Don't sell yourself short, aim higher than a DUmmie female. :rotf:
Title: Re: The shadowknows he's kicked to the curb, part 2
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 15, 2010, 07:54:29 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on February 15, 2010, 07:51:15 PM
Don't sell yourself short, aim higher than a DUmmie female. :rotf:

lol