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Title: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2010, 07:16:06 PM
Lots of pathetic.

A couple genuinely sad cases that lost spouses.

Mostly just pathetic.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9250171#9252458
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: DefiantSix on February 12, 2010, 07:22:39 PM
I just ate; there's no friggin' way I'm clicking on that link...
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2010, 07:22:49 PM
'Tis with a very heavy heart and lachrymosal eyes that one must tell you, sir, regretfully, your link is all wrong.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2010, 07:32:14 PM
'Tis with a very heavy heart and lachrymosal eyes that one must tell you, sir, regretfully, your link is all wrong.

Fixed. TY sir.

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 12, 2010, 07:43:55 PM
Lots of pathetic.

A couple genuinely sad cases that lost spouses.

Mostly just pathetic.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9250171#9252458

I shall not click.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 12, 2010, 07:51:00 PM
I shall not click.
Do it.

You know you want to. You can't help but look.

It's like a train wreck...full of clowns...who are naked.

Do it.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: PatriotGame on February 12, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
I just ate; there's no friggin' way I'm clicking on that link...
Not me!
If I can sit through 3 versions of the movie Saw and KNOW it is stupid, I can click that link and revel in DUmmy he'll. A DUmmy in depression is DUmmy worthwhile.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: Chris on February 12, 2010, 07:57:57 PM
But it's full of candy Valentine hearts!  Click, click, click!

Nah, I didn't look either.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 12, 2010, 07:59:32 PM
full of clowns...who are naked.

and here I thought you knew me a little by now.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: franksolich on February 12, 2010, 08:00:57 PM
Actually, it's a pretty good campfire.

If I were me, I'd click on it.

Lots and lots of drama-queening in it.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 12, 2010, 08:02:45 PM
Actually, it's a pretty good campfire.

If I were me, I'd click on it.

Lots and lots of drama-queening in it.

lol. FR has "I'd hit it" and we have "I'd click it"
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: Chris on February 12, 2010, 08:03:35 PM
I glanced at it.  It's pretty entertaining.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: SilverOrchid on February 12, 2010, 08:08:29 PM
I have my own Valentine Day issues, not intersted in DUer love issues.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: Tantal on February 12, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-11-10 05:10 PM
Response to Original message
21. After being attached off and on for 20+ years..
 I can finally say I am single and will probably stay that way.

I do have, however, a gentleman friend that splits his time between Littleton and Boulder Colorado. I bus to go see him from Denver every Monday night and come home Tuesday morning. We hang out, watch TV, talk politics, we just have a good time every week.

Technically I am un-attached,but I am OK with it because I have my friend.


 
Using my trusty gay moonbat-to-normal person dictionary, I will translate:

I just got dumped and have decided that I am so pathetic that I shouldn't even bother trying anymore.

I've got some ropesmoker that I go visit. He pretends to care about the things that I care about whilst using me for casual sex.



Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: Chris on February 12, 2010, 08:38:05 PM
ewww.

edit: lol ---> http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,38612.0.html
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: DefiantSix on February 12, 2010, 08:45:25 PM
That was as good an example as any of why I felt no need to row over to this particular bonfire.

I laughed my ass off through every Nightmare on Elm Street movie ever made.  I love to watch a co-ed get dismembered, the more gory, the better.

The details of a DUmbass' "love" life, or lack of same, are best left hidden under whatever rock the DUmbass deposited them.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 12, 2010, 08:53:13 PM
A lovely Valentine's story:
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Thu Feb-11-10 05:10 PM
Response to Original message
21. After being attached off and on for 20+ years..
I can finally say I am single and will probably stay that way.

I do have, however, a gentleman friend that splits his time between Littleton and Boulder Colorado. I bus to go see him from Denver every Monday night and come home Tuesday morning.

Remember DUmmy Roon? He's the one who was shocked to have a queer try to pick him up in a gay leather bar:
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Wed Dec-30-09 01:30 PM
Original message

I got hit up on in one of the strangest places
I am gay but I don't look or act it. In fact my friends and family thought I was lying when I came out of the closet. But I got hit up on in a BIKER BAR! I only went there becaus it's within walking distance. I don't know how this guy knew I was gay. He was a cutie patootie though.
How did the guy know? Well, DUmmy Roon, it may have been because you were rubbing against him in a queer bar. Sort of sounds the infamous attempt by William Rivers Pitt to proposition Kevin Spacey.


And he has some pretty big career plans:
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Roon  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jan-01-10 12:52 AM
Original message
I was talking to my 14-year-old cousin tonight about babysitting
Did you know that some kids are getting 8 bucks an hour? If I had a car I would jump that racket in a heartbeat!

Does anyone need a progressive babysitter to watch the kids?
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: kenth on February 13, 2010, 12:25:19 AM
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seabeyond  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)
Response to Reply #16
19. i am married and i hate it. i hate corporations demand that i feel "romantic" on a particular day
   
so i hear ya

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Pool Hall Ace
Response to Reply #19
31. crappy marriage here, too.
   
And even if I wasn't, I doubt I would care much about some candy/flowers/horseshit holiday.

 
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Response to Reply #31
37. not crappy
   
really easy, fine marriage.
but we do it all thru the year. i dont like being told to be romantic on a given day.

Pool Hall Ace
Response to Reply #37
49. Oh, I thought you meant you hated being married.

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Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 13, 2010, 11:09:06 AM

Pool Hall Ace
Response to Reply #37
49. Oh, I thought you meant you hated being married.

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lol. honey is that you??
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: NHSparky on February 13, 2010, 11:14:43 AM
Do it.

You know you want to. You can't help but look.

It's like a train wreck...full of clowns...who are naked.

Do it.

Ah, yes--she wanted me to **** her silly.

So I put on a clown suit.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: crockspot on February 13, 2010, 12:46:16 PM
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 13, 2010, 01:15:08 PM
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.

Mutual. heh.
Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on February 13, 2010, 01:19:36 PM
 :mental:


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Title: Re: Happy Valentines Day...As Only DU Can Bring It
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 13, 2010, 01:35:38 PM
Haha, that's the chick who blew it with the republican boyfriend who had a job. Now she's trying to make it sound like it was a mutual breakup.
Surely you don't expect someone to admit they were being an insufferable bitch, do you?

Oh well.

From the same thread: dude seems to be doing well enough:

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Nuclear Unicorn  (776 posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Feb-11-10 04:39 PM
Response to Reply #7
13. I feel for you.
   
My break-up was mostly mutual.

The next day a friend tells me his buddies had him at a strip club getting a lap dance.

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