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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on February 12, 2010, 06:03:50 AM
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The latest from my clarebootheluce e-mail account:
A primitive from Skins's island has complained that we "hate" them all.
Well, I dunno. "Hate" is a pretty strong word, and it doesn't apply even to the four drek primitives; generally the primitives seem to do a pretty good job of hating themselves, so it's a waste of time and energy to hate them.
"Loathe" or "detest" might seem better words to use here.
I guess it's essentially true that we loathe and detest the primitives, but not necessarily all of them.
Over time, most here grew to like the much-lamented Gloria Swanson, first as "OldLeftyLawyer" and then later as "Tangerine LaBamba;" in fact, a few of us even grew to love her with a passion and ardor.
And there was the now-mausoleumed "OPERATIONMINDCRIME;" I myself didn't care much for the operating one, but he was obviously well-liked by many here.
I suppose it's reasonable to say that most here admire primitives when they go against the groupthink of Skins's island. It's not necessary for such primitives to see things our way.....only that they courageously go against the grain of primitivity.
This for example is one of three reasons I've felt somewhat more than just indifference about the now-mausoleumed cboy4 primitive, who so bravely challenged the rabid hate-filled 0bamaite primitives during the Democrat presidential primaries of 2008.
The second is because the cboy4 primitive had a healthy sense of humor.
The third is because the cboy4 primitive knew more about sports, than all the rest of the "sports" primitives all put together, most notably the truemud primitive and the forked primitive, neither of whom knows excresence about sports.
I used to like the hippywife primitive, once "Grandma" but since rebaptized as "Mrs. Alfred Packer," after it became obvious that she was willing to constantly endure embarrassment and humiliation from Wild Bill, the hippyhubby, just so as to have a man.
Maybe it's just me, but I've always had problems with women so desperate for a man that they surrender all self-respect and sense of dignity.
There's been other primitives, too, for whom I used to entertain kind feelings, the defrocked warped primitive being one of them, but such feelings diminished considerably, dipping way down into negative territory, as it became obvious the defrocked warped primitive actually likes being wretched and miserable.
I'm considerably less critical of the Nebraska primitives (as compared with the primitives in general) because of the land and culture that binds us together.
And as for the inhabitants of Skins's island, past and present, who so kindly lent their assistance to proponents of open and honest fund-raisers five years ago, or for those who've bothered communicating directly with franksolich, I suspect I return the favor by ignoring their existence in their comments quoted here.
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Besides the aforementioned TLB and OMC, I do find agreement with Paulsby(?). He claims to be in law enforcement, and draws the ire of the DUmmies for supporting the police in most cases when they deserve support.
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Why are they complaining about anyone disliking them when they are continuously, without pause, banging the hate drum over there? I suppose their hatred is just and right and pure and integrated.
Hate is too strong an emotion for me to use in conjunction with posters on an anonymous web site. I won't give them that kind of control over my health.
I voted Maybe in the poll as I've seen a few Primitives in the smaller forums and groups who, despite their politics, post what seems to be sincerely nice or kind things.
I have to give Perky credit for standing up for Christianity from time to time. There are one or two others whose names I can't recall who do the same. Any others I've seen defend Christianity were banned.
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I voted maybe because as mentioned Paulsby does seem to have some realistic sense of the world so I guess that can be respected when compared to his associates.
In real life around normal people probably not so much.
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No.
The world would be a better place without them.
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I say drag them all off to a desert island, strip them naked, those that pass my hotness test become sex slaves, the rest get buried up to their necks in ant hills. :evillaugh:
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I voted maybe because as mentioned Paulsby does seem to have some realistic sense of the world so I guess that can be respected when compared to his associates.
In real life around normal people probably not so much.
You know of course, sir, our "seal of approval" of a primitive pretty much seems to mean an inevitable mausoleuming.
I wish it weren't so, but alas my fellow alum Skins has different criteria than we do, for what makes a good primitive, and as it's his terrain, well.....
Because of this, I've always worried for the long-term survival of the buzzy one, the "BuzzClik" primitive, and have been hesitant to compliment him too much.
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You know of course, sir, our "seal of approval" of a primitive pretty much seems to mean an inevitable mausoleuming.
I wish it weren't so, but alas my fellow alum Skins has different criteria than we do, for what makes a good primitive, and as it's his terrain, well.....
Because of this, I've always worried for the long-term survival of the buzzy one, the "BuzzClik" primitive, and have been hesitant to compliment him too much.
For all of the times that we mention Atman around here, you'd think that Skinner would get the hint.
Nooooooooooo . . . . :banghead:
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I say drag them all off to a desert island, strip them naked, those that pass my hotness test become sex slaves, the rest get buried up to their necks in ant hills. :evillaugh:
You're gonna need a lot of ant hills.
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I agree, Paulsby makes some sense sometimes. As does County Worker, who once explained to the primitives, in an oh-so-gentle manner, that nobody wants to pay for their free lunch. There's a new guy popping up, and I can't remember his name. Someone said "reminds me of OPERATIONMINDCRIME."
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For all of the times that we mention Atman around here, you'd think that Skinner would get the hint.
Nooooooooooo . . . . :banghead:
But we're not giving Pedro Picasso our seal of approval, which means he's safe on Skins's island.
My fellow alum mausoleums the primitives we DO like.
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This poll by the way accompanies other polls:
Are we too mean to the primitives on Skins's island?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40292.0.html
Do we "snoop" too much on the primitives of Skins's island?
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40397.0.html
both of which are in the DUmping Ground here.
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In my vocabulary, "hate" is synonymous with "loathe and detest", and it applies to every socialist DUmmy democrat without exception. I rejoice in anything that causes them to suffer. The only redeeming factor in the DUmp's repository of living, breathing sewage is the rather large population of decent people serving as active moles. Their function is like that of a paddle extended into a septic tank to keep stirring up the sediment.
A person who has even a single molecule worthy of respect could not possibly be a DUmp democrat.
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I say drag them all off to a desert island, strip them naked, those that pass my hotness test become sex slaves, the rest get buried up to their necks in ant hills. :evillaugh:
I hope you mean fire ants.
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I agree, Paulsby makes some sense sometimes. As does County Worker, who once explained to the primitives, in an oh-so-gentle manner, that nobody wants to pay for their free lunch. There's a new guy popping up, and I can't remember his name. Someone said "reminds me of OPERATIONMINDCRIME."
I said it. I can't recall who I was refering to.
Edit to add:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,40418.msg441332.html#msg441332
It was OneTenthofOnePercent
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I really think we're too hard on Pam. She's been through so much: chemo, an abusive, alcoholic husband, her only child fleeing her home as soon as possible. Not to mention she's an overworked, underpaid public school teacher who obviously loves her students and tolerates the principal with as much love and kindness as she can muster. I really think Pam deserves our respect and sympathy.
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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I voted 'maybe' only because there is some small question as to whether Skinner himself is a primitive, under Coach's classification system. I've got a lot of respect for a person who will voluntarily lay his sanity and self-respect on the line in order to keep that much malignant evil contained on one tiny island of the vast Innerwebs Sea. That respect goes way up when I see that he's able to milk that malignant bunch of ass-boils for cold hard cash every quarter, like prize Jersey heifers.
:evillaugh:
I'm not saying I'd love to meet $kins for a beer or six, but for his selfless :-) service to this country, he's got my respect.
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Hmmm...I'm going to have to get back to you on this...
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I really think we're too hard on Pam. She's been through so much: chemo, an abusive, alcoholic husband, her only child fleeing her home as soon as possible. Not to mention she's an overworked, underpaid public school teacher who obviously loves her students and tolerates the principal with as much love and kindness as she can muster. I really think Pam deserves our respect and sympathy.
Don't forget her Downs' problem, her deadbeat siblings, that stupid little jerk at the cable company, her rejection by the cruise ship cabin boy, her abuse by DUmmy TLB, Mark being too stupid to operate the new plasma TV, the years of having a drunk in the basement, her inability to spell or punctuate, putting $500 on the Visa for a $30 Coach knockoff, her brush with death at the laundry mat, her tombstoning for plagiarism, cancellation of her January Las Vegas junket, a bunch of pricks stalking her, and now Grandma Bonnie.
And she didn't get a trophy, or a plaque, or even a crummy certificate to commemorate her Top DUmmy of 2009 victory.
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I voted 'maybe' only because there is some small question as to whether Skinner himself is a primitive, under Coach's classification system. I've got a lot of respect for a person who will voluntarily lay his sanity and self-respect on the line in order to keep that much malignant evil contained on one tiny island of the vast Innerwebs Sea. That respect goes way up when I see that he's able to milk that malignant bunch of ass-boils for cold hard cash every quarter, like prize Jersey heifers.
:evillaugh:
I'm not saying I'd love to meet $kins for a beer or six, but for his selfless :-) service to this country, he's got my respect.
That's why I try to help out during my fellow alum's fund-raisers, scarlet-lettering the primitives who haven't donated to Skins's island yet, so as to remind them to get the check in the mail.
I know I'm in a minority here, but I don't think Skins gets nearly the funds he deserves from the primitives (this is the primitives' money, not ours, remember; the more to my fellow alum, the less left over to buy dope).
After all, the primitives are hardly a barrel of laughs to deal with, if you're the owner of Skins's island. I'm surprised the guy hasn't pulled out his hair yet.
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Don't forget her Downs' problem, her deadbeat siblings, that stupid little jerk at the cable company, her rejection by the cruise ship cabin boy, her abuse by DUmmy TLB, Mark being too stupid to operate the new plasma TV, the years of having a drunk in the basement, her inability to spell or punctuate, putting $500 on the Visa for a $30 Coach knockoff, her brush with death at the laundry mat, her tombstoning for plagiarism, cancellation of her January Las Vegas junket, a bunch of pricks stalking her, and now Grandma Bonnie.
And she didn't get a trophy, or a plaque, or even a crummy certificate to commemorate her Top DUmmy of 2009 victory.
We're too hard on poor, poor Pammy. This list is just...well, it's enough to make any mere mortal crack. But Pam is of sterner stuff made, she hasn't let any of this keep her from living large with plasma TVs and cruises and vacations. Never let it be said that her severe disability kept her down! She is a shining beacon to the world of how despite adversity (like chemo) and a disability (her obviously severe Down Syndrome) she managed to reach her goals.
I salute you, Pam Dawson. :bigbird:
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I agree, Paulsby makes some sense sometimes. As does County Worker, who once explained to the primitives, in an oh-so-gentle manner, that nobody wants to pay for their free lunch. There's a new guy popping up, and I can't remember his name. Someone said "reminds me of OPERATIONMINDCRIME."
And Ava is young enough to change
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I have no respect at all for any true member of DU. (not including the moles of course) I could probably like or even be friends with a lot of the DUmmies. I have idiot liberal friends, but I don't respect them.
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I say drag them all off to a desert island, strip them naked, those that pass my hotness test become sex slaves, the rest get buried up to their necks in ant hills. :evillaugh:
You're a brave man, unless you stipulate that certain dummies need no stripping before they go to the ant hills.
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You're a brave man, unless you stipulate that certain dummies need no stripping before they go to the ant hills.
We can hire the blind.
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I voted Maybe -
DU is, after all, a message board (mostly) full of anonymous participants. I suspect there are some who are just misguided, and others that are harmless in real life. And then there are the moles, which is another issue altogether.
I can respect differences of opinion - as long as they are rational, and thoughful. Sadly, those primitives tend to be targeted for execution by their brethren.
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And Ava is young enough to change
I think it will hinge on the very slight chance that she ends up with a taxable income. Motel based, ahem, video production, disability payments, or some sordid merger of both will keep her from enduring the 0tax she needs to change.
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I think it will hinge on the very slight chance that she ends up with a taxable income. Motel based, ahem, video production, disability payments, or some sordid merger of both will keep her from enduring the 0tax she needs to change.
Avatube.com
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Why are they complaining about anyone disliking them when they are continuously, without pause, banging the hate drum over there? I suppose their hatred is just and right and pure and integrated.
This opinion is a home run. Like virtually all liberals pol boards, DU's a hate site. I could respect a few of them if they would at least admit that Skin's island is a hate site. But minus them being even marginally intelligent and honest enough to admit that, then forget it.
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I echo those who like Paulsby. He seems to think decently at least some of the time. AdBot is the only critical thinker over there though.
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I second adbot, and I really respect "Name Removed." Consistently one of the top posters month after month at DU.
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I voted 'maybe'. Every once in a great while, one of them will post something funny. And they're always attacking each other which is entertaining. I like that. But respect?
Hell no.
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I voted "no." If they are on Skin's Island by choice and haven't been tombstoned then they are on Skin's Island by choice and fit in to some degree. Present moles excluded, of course. In that case, I respect the individual behind the mole but not the mole itself.
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Motel based, ahem, video production
OK that one made me :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
:bow:
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I'm shocked that nearly half the votes were "yes" or "maybe". I hope this site's technology, like that of the DUmp, allows sniffing out moles from poll votes, because there are clearly many of them here.
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I say drag them all off to a desert island, strip them naked, those that pass my hotness test become sex slaves, the rest get buried up to their necks in ant hills. :evillaugh:
I will offer my services to do a thorough medical workup of your harem. You never know what nasty little bugs they could be harboring in their nether regions. Also a good scrubbing and delousing would be in order.
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I can get a deal on a pressure washer if you need one. :-)
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Sorry moonbats, I'd love to see every one of you hanging by your own intestines from a power line.
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No.
The world would be a better place without them.
Same here because I can Guaran-****ing-Tee if given the choice, each and every one of those bong sucking, furry/tranny/fag/dyke purple-haired, mentally Ill cocksuckers would burn the Constitution then urinate on the ashes if given the order by 0bama and his democrat Eichmann tools of Satan supporters then laugh as this nation is burned to the ground!
If each and every one of them were lined up against a wall this nation would be better off.
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I am rather fond of name removed.
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I am rather fond of name removed.
Except, you can never get the lad to take a position on anything. Like trying to argue with a tombstone, a chunk of granite, that is...
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Except, you can never get the lad to take a position on anything. Like trying to argue with a tombstone, a chunk of granite, that is...
By saying nothing he is the smartest DUmmy ever. :-)
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Not just no but hell no!
Every single time I read some sense by one of them, the very next thread, they prove their waste of our air!