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Title: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 11, 2008, 02:07:40 PM
Got this email from the wife just now.  I'm usually a good source for this kind of stuff.  But let's face it, I can't come up with anything that won't seem homophobic, seeing as how nothing is gayer than mixing manthought with The Little Mermaid.

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Our Relay team this year chose the theme of “The Little Mermaid”.  Now we have to come up with a slogan!

 

Whoever can come up with the best slogan to incorporate The Little Mermaid with a cure for cancer will receive a $15 gift card.

 

Please email me your entries by Monday, March 17th.


Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:19:38 PM
Cancer:  No time to have to fin for yourself

Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2008, 02:25:03 PM
Shell Out a Few Clams for the Cure.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:26:30 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:27:56 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2008, 02:35:09 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: dutch508 on March 11, 2008, 02:38:45 PM
We may smell like fish, but we're fast.




ok...doesn't have anything to do with cancer.


Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:40:25 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.


That was Ariel stinker.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:41:06 PM
We may smell like fish, but we're fast.




ok...doesn't have anything to do with cancer.




Moving our tails for cancer research
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: DixieBelle on March 11, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
 :thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Rebel Yell on March 11, 2008, 02:43:02 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2008, 02:45:37 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.

Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:46:29 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.

Salmon once said, "You get what you pay for".
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2008, 02:46:31 PM
:thatsright: :rotf: Sorry Sam! Your thread got hijacked. This is what happens when you ask the kids who have to stay after school for an idea.  :-)

That's alright.  I got a couple of good ones before the boys got off their Ritalin.

It doesn't take much... :)
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 11, 2008, 02:47:44 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.



Har-dee-gar-gar
Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: bijou on March 11, 2008, 02:48:43 PM
Angling for a cure

Title: Re: I need help coming up with a slogan.
Post by: Chris_ on March 11, 2008, 02:48:44 PM
All I get is something about The Little Mermaid wearing an "Alge bra". See, I'm not good at this.

Yep.  Not even on the SCALE.
I hate it when I flounder like this.  I feel like such a sucker.



That was Ariel stinker.

Well, as long as you don't carp on it.



Har-dee-gar-gar

Aren't you the little ray of sunshine?  You don't care what anyone eels.