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Title: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: notaDUmmie on February 09, 2010, 04:23:28 PM
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MoonRiver  (1000+ posts)       Tue Feb-09-10 05:22 PM
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Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
 This time let them go, and DO NOT let them come back.
   
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Doesn't every state want to succeed?

Another DU teacher no doubt.   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! Succeed! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!1111eleventy!

What a shmuck!
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Chris on February 09, 2010, 04:48:32 PM
Oh noes!  Not an implication! :panic:
 :lmao:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 09, 2010, 05:05:39 PM
Mega Fail.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Chris on February 09, 2010, 05:07:09 PM
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Maybe all the excitement from the Valentine hearts has gone to their heads.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Freeper on February 09, 2010, 05:30:52 PM
If Texas succeeds from the union will they install marshal law?

DUers are soo much smarter than the rest of us.  :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2010, 05:51:08 PM
If Texas succeeds from the union will they install marshal law?

DUers are soo much smarter than the rest of us.  :lmao: :lmao:


Well, if they do Secede from the union, I'm movin' to TEXAS when the shit hits the fan!!!
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 09, 2010, 06:09:43 PM
We will have bus caravans moving leftists out of the state and handing out rifles to those coming in. :p
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: notaDUmmie on February 09, 2010, 06:20:05 PM
We will have bus caravans moving leftists out of the state and handing out rifles to those coming in. :p

Sign me up!!

Although, Virginia is showing some sense now with the election of a Republican governor.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 09, 2010, 06:48:08 PM
Well, if they do Secede from the union, I'm movin' to TEXAS when the shit hits the fan!!!

You and me both!
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Tantal on February 09, 2010, 07:09:13 PM
Has anyone seen the financial comparisons of Texas vs. California? Typical left vs. right, red vs. blue. Texas is doing well considering the national economy. Kali is on the brink of bankruptcy.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: IassaFTots on February 09, 2010, 07:21:07 PM
Has anyone seen the financial comparisons of Texas vs. California? Typical left vs. right, red vs. blue. Texas is doing well considering the national economy. Kali is on the brink of bankruptcy.

It isn't perfect, but we are better off than a lot of other places. 
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 09, 2010, 07:23:14 PM
Has anyone seen the financial comparisons of Texas vs. California? Typical left vs. right, red vs. blue. Texas is doing well considering the national economy. Kali is on the brink of bankruptcy.

Calli is also still hiring and still spending

How long before they sell the state capitol like Arizona?
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: thundley4 on February 09, 2010, 07:34:37 PM
Calli is also still hiring and still spending

How long before they sell the state capitol like Arizona?

Califruitopia should ask for a bailout.............







From Mexico. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2010, 08:10:40 PM
You and me both!

Actually, I live in N. Idaho. We have a better chance of fending off the liberals than most, however the kalifornicators are moving up here in droves!

So........ we are actually in anger of these asshats infiltrating our infrastrucure. It is getting to the point of having to confront them face to face. DUmmies don't like it when they have to actuially answer questions.

We'll hold on as long as we can. There is actually talk of making a new state that encompasses part of WA, OR, ID, and MT. I would like nothing better.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Splashdown on February 09, 2010, 08:29:10 PM
Seriously, they wonder why they're bullied? Seriously?  :lmao:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 09, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
DUmmies need to realize if we leave so do our tax $$$.  The nation can borrow from us instead of China.

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2010, 04:07:06 AM
DUmmies need to realize if we leave so do our tax $$$.  The nation can borrow from us instead of China.

KC

Just like the DUchebags who were thinking about doing this in Vermont a few years ago, they'd still want those.  The DUchebags in Vermont that wanted to secede still wanted to have two US Senators, though.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 10, 2010, 08:57:41 AM
Just like the DUchebags who were thinking about doing this in Vermont a few years ago, they'd still want those.  The DUchebags in Vermont that wanted to secede still wanted to have two US Senators, though.

If Texas pulls out I don't think you'll see anyone here crying that we still want to be part of the US process.  Wait until they want/need some of our refinery power, electrical power, soldiers, tax money, land .....  Texas would do just fine on its own and we still have plenty of unsettled land for those who would like to come join us.  We may be a little low on fresh water but we can pull it out of the Gulf if we need to.

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2010, 10:30:56 AM
If Texas pulls out I don't think you'll see anyone here crying that we still want to be part of the US process.  Wait until they want/need some of our refinery power, electrical power, soldiers, tax money, land .....  Texas would do just fine on its own and we still have plenty of unsettled land for those who would like to come join us.  We may be a little low on fresh water but we can pull it out of the Gulf if we need to.

KC

As long as I could run one of the desalinization plants!
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 10, 2010, 10:37:54 AM
As long as I could run one of the desalinization plants!

LOL  Absolutely.  With all the people that would be moving to the new Texas nation we would need a lot of water!

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2010, 10:39:30 AM
LOL  Absolutely.  With all the people that would be moving to the new Texas nation we would need a lot of water!

KC

We would have to build them from Brownsville past Corpus but we could do it.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: lastparker on February 10, 2010, 10:53:38 AM
Only two DUmmies bothered to point out the mistake, and the OP can't take the humiliation:

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Teh stoopid... it burns, doesn't it DUmmy?
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2010, 12:13:36 PM
LOL  Absolutely.  With all the people that would be moving to the new Texas nation we would need a lot of water!

KC

'Course, a deer hunting lease would be nice, too . . .  :tongue:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 10, 2010, 12:41:58 PM
'Course, a deer hunting lease would be nice, too . . .  :tongue:

LOL!  All of Texas, with the exception of a couple of cities, is a deer lease!  There are herds of the little buggers here in my neighborhood.  They are almost to the point of being nuisance pests.  They're small though.

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Zathras on February 10, 2010, 01:41:26 PM
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MoonRiver  (1000+ posts)       Tue Feb-09-10 05:22 PM
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Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
 This time let them go, and DO NOT let them come back.

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Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
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Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Thor on February 10, 2010, 03:54:12 PM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......


 :tongue:


 :-)
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2010, 04:04:05 PM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......

Liberal Relocation Program will really be needed once the poorest able people find out they'll get kool-aid packets, ramen noodles and beef jerky (when available) in leiu of welfare. Section 8 is replaced with tents and sleeping bags and non-legals don't get taken by schools and hospitals.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2010, 04:14:06 PM
Texas would  be a different place if the entire city of Austin, and everyone who's in Texas as a result of Katrina, were moved into the vacant wilderness of the California desert. Texas would be much improved, and California is already as bad as it can get.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: DefiantSix on February 10, 2010, 04:27:13 PM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......


 :tongue:


 :-)

When Texas secedes, I'm not planning on moving to Texas.  I'm planning on staying where I'm at and applying for annexation by Texas.  :II:
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Randy on February 10, 2010, 04:46:35 PM
When Texas secedes, I'm not planning on moving to Texas.  I'm planning on staying where I'm at and applying for annexation by Texas.  :II:

Hummmmm You may just have a good plan there. I wonder if I could get the rest of Flordy to go for it?  :-)
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2010, 05:03:59 PM
Hummmmm You may just have a good plan there. I wonder if I could get the rest of Flordy to go for it?  :-)

The whole south and much of the plains could become the United States of Texas... the Gulf... The Gulf of Texas.

The new Texas Congress meets for 7 weeks every other year.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2010, 06:05:59 PM
Texas would  be a different place if the entire city of Austin, and everyone who's in Texas as a result of Katrina, were moved into the vacant wilderness of the California desert. Texas would be much improved, and California is already as bad as it can get.

They could be used as live-fire targets at FT Irwin . . .
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: IassaFTots on February 10, 2010, 07:50:56 PM
They could be used as live-fire targets at FT Irwin . . .

Or as labor to help us build the wall....
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: DefiantSix on February 10, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
Or as labor to help us build the wall....


Naw.  Make 'em dredge the Houston ship canal.  With spoons.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: IassaFTots on February 10, 2010, 08:39:21 PM

Naw.  Make 'em dredge the Houston ship canal.  With spoons.

Don't care.  AS LONG AS THEY ARE WORKING!  No free ride.  You want one?  Move to the other side. 
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: notaDUmmie on February 10, 2010, 08:39:33 PM

Naw.  Make 'em dredge the Houston ship canal.  With spoons.

Better yet, sporks.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 10, 2010, 09:21:43 PM
Or as labor to help us build the wall....


How many DUmmies does it take to build a wall?



















It depends on how deep and high you stack 'em!

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Airwolf on February 10, 2010, 10:50:01 PM
Texas would be a hell of alot better then 99% of the liberal held cities or states in this country. The weather and most anything else is damn perfect and the best part is we that want to can live there and the other 56 states can go to hell if it has to be that way. I love my home state but its run by idiot Dems anyway.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 10, 2010, 10:51:51 PM
Texas would be a hell of alot better then 99% of the liberal held cities or states in this country. The weather and most anything else is damn perfect and the best part is we that want to can live there and the other 56 states can go to hell if it has to be that way. I love my home state but its run by idiot Dems anyway.

After all the liberals move out we'll still have the prisoners to make roads and walls. And the poor. heh.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 11, 2010, 12:38:25 AM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......


 :tongue:


 :-)

I was born in Kansas. I have both Yank and Rebel in my blood! Kansas pretty much tried to remain neutral. That said, I lived in Ft. Worth and Waco for many a year!
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 11, 2010, 04:21:44 AM
I was born in Kansas. I have both Yank and Rebel in my blood! Kansas pretty much tried to remain neutral. That said, I lived in Ft. Worth and Waco for many a year!

Yeah--even though I've lived in New York State most of my life, there were two years in El Paso, at FT Bliss.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 11, 2010, 08:44:40 AM
I've got no interest in moving to TX, knock yerselves out.  Maybe it'll work out better than last time, though you got off fairly easy on that one compared to some others.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Celtic Rose on February 11, 2010, 09:00:56 AM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......


 :tongue:


 :-)

You know what, fine, be that way  :bawl:

My great-great grandmother was born in Texas, and her father and her husband both fought for Texas in the Civil War.  Does that give me any extra points?
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Odin's Hand on February 11, 2010, 09:55:47 AM
I think that IF Texas does decide to secede, we should close all of the borders coming INTO the state. The outgoing side will be left wide open. More than half of the problem with Texas is all of the damned Yankee liberals that have moved here. A thorough vetting process should be completed for those applying for a visa. Those born in Texas would get priority on moving back into the state. Perhaps we could get half of the Austinites to move to La. or OK. ?? Sorry, BSS and Allosaurus......


 :tongue:


 :-)

No, it would be an easier transition into the greater-New Orleans metro area for them.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: miskie on February 26, 2010, 06:58:42 PM
Looks like Perry is still pushing for Texas to succeed !

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x200917

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Bitwit1234  (1000+ posts)       Fri Feb-26-10 07:35 PM
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3. Maybe they could head to Texas--
   after Perry wants to succeed from the United States. Wouldn't it be nice if all those republicans had that dumbed down, screwed up state to themselves.

DUmbed down indeed.. 'moran'..
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Alpha Mare on February 26, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
Hey Nitwit#- show me where Perry said that.  What he said, you f'n moron, was that he could understand why some would want to secede.  As for wanting Texas to succeed, we are.
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: Texacon on February 26, 2010, 07:56:34 PM
^5 Miskie!  Excellent find.

KC
Title: Re: Gov. Rick Perry implies TX wants to succeed. GO FOR IT!
Post by: IassaFTots on February 26, 2010, 08:21:57 PM
Hey Nitwit#- show me where Perry said that.  What he said, you f'n moron, was that he could understand why some would want to secede.  As for wanting Texas to succeed, we are.


pssssssstttttt......iksnay on the uccess-say.....

We got enough newbies here in this state.  We don't need them to know.   :-)

Let's just keep on pretending we are ignunt.