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Title: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 09, 2010, 03:57:24 PM
...run for president!

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Karmadillo (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-09-10 03:56 PM
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If Michael Moore Would Run for President
  http://www.commondreams.org/view/2010/02/09-3

If Michael Moore would run for President in 2012, it could be a game-changer in American political life. For starters, it would likely shorten the war in Afghanistan by at least six months, and the American and Afghan lives that would be saved would alone justify the effort.

If Moore announced his candidacy for the Democratic nomination now, and followed up that announcement with a vigorous campaign focused on the struggles of rank-and-file Democrats, it would re-mobilize rank-and-file Democratic activists. It's possible that he might even win; but win or lose, the campaign could arrest and reverse the current rightward, pro-corporate trajectory of our national politics, which is the predictable consequence of the failure of Team Obama to deliver on its promises from 2008, which in turn was the predictable consequence of the doomed effort to try to serve two masters: Wall Street and Main Street.

Like few people with his political views, Michael Moore needs no introduction to the Democratic primary electorate. To most rank-and-file Democrats, the name Michael Moore stands for a set of progressive populist ideas: health care for all, workers' rights, opposition to Wall Street's stranglehold on Washington, closing down the wars of empire and bringing our troops home.

In 1984 and 1988, the Jesse Jackson campaigns showed what could be accomplished running a populist, issue-based, movement campaign in the Democratic primaries and caucuses. In 1984, Jackson got more than 3 million votes, a fifth of the total, and won 5 primaries and caucuses. In 1988, he got almost 7 million votes and won seven primaries and four caucuses; at one point, following his victory in the Michigan caucus, he was ahead in delegates.

Of course, the progressive Jackson campaigns had a particular starting point: their base in the African-American community. But a Michael Moore campaign would also have a starting point: his status as an international progressive populist rock star. The moment that Michael Moore says, "I am a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President in 2012," it's a live proposition. And Moore would have tools for getting out his message -- videos and the internet -- that the Jackson campaign didn't have in 1988.

Like few American progressives of his prominence, Moore has the ability to connect with and mobilize working-class anger at Washington and Wall Street.

moore...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7675661
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: djones520 on February 09, 2010, 03:59:04 PM
He's right.  It would be a game changer.  The Republicans wouldn't have to spend a penny on advertisements and the election would still be sealed.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: YupItsMe on February 09, 2010, 04:03:47 PM
Lard-Ass would have a heart attack the first month of campaigning.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Freeper on February 09, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
Any one else see the irony how the DUmmies call Rush fat when they worship Mikey Moore?

Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Lord Undies on February 09, 2010, 04:34:05 PM
People are beginning to laugh out loud at the ridiculousness that is Barracks Obamo.......and now the Little Goons want to replace him with a fatass money-loser phony who people have been laughing at for quite some time now? 

OK.  I like it!
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: catsmtrods on February 09, 2010, 04:37:42 PM
Now that's funny! Ya think he might spend his money on the campaign? :lmao:
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Airwolf on February 09, 2010, 04:38:20 PM
Yeah that would sure be the ticket there ,fat assed Michael Moore against Sarah Palin. That fat **** can't find his way past a McDonalds without eating everything in sight. While he was still busy stuffing himself in New Hampshire ,Sarah would be in California wrapping up her primaries and off to the White House.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Carl on February 09, 2010, 04:41:00 PM
Moore would never give up his ability to make money at the expense of fools.
He is a capitalist that wouldn`t ever let his life open to the scrutiny it would involve.

He is a hypocrite to the Nth degree.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Randy on February 09, 2010, 04:43:20 PM
die.




Oh, this wasn't fill in the blank?

Sorry.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 09, 2010, 05:04:27 PM
Micheal Moore????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!1

Moore hasn't seen his feet in ten years, and you think he can run for pres?????

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Now that's funny right there! I don't care who ya are!
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 09, 2010, 05:04:37 PM
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If Michael Moore Would Run for President choke to death trying to swllow an entire ham.


Fixx3d.

Actually though, if he did run for President, it would be a pretty great thing for our side.  Maybe the DUmmie has a point after all.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: crockspot on February 09, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
One good fart from Moore would raise the planet's temperature by five degrees.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 09, 2010, 06:07:23 PM
What was Moore know about the rank and file? About as much as the union bosses who have palaces and golf courses know the workers.

Michael Moore in 2012 would be the biggest political joke in history.

Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Splashdown on February 09, 2010, 06:36:09 PM
Moore/Franken 2012! Who's with me?
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 09, 2010, 06:48:44 PM
Moore would get the crackpot vote. Without them, the democrat party doesn't stand a chance.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 09, 2010, 06:51:29 PM
Moore would get the crackpot vote. Without them, the democrat party doesn't stand a chance.

And with them, the Democrat Party doesn't stand a chance with independents.
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: USA4ME on February 09, 2010, 07:32:23 PM
You see, being a normal, rational human being, I just can't wrap my head around someone who reads some whacko article in commondreams about fatboy running for prez and thinks "Oh, that's brilliant.  Let me go post it on the DUmp."   :mental:

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Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Specbid on February 09, 2010, 07:54:23 PM
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Karmadillo (1000+ posts)      Tue Feb-09-10 03:56 PM
Original message
If Michael Moore Would Run for President
  http://www.commondreams.org/view/2010/02/09-3

If Michael Moore would run for President in 2012, it could be a game-changer in American political life. For starters, it would likely shorten the war in Afghanistan by at least six months, and the American and Afghan lives that would be saved would alone justify the effort.

If Moore announced his candidacy for the Democratic nomination now, and followed up that announcement with a vigorous campaign focused on the struggles of rank-and-file Democrats, it would re-mobilize rank-and-file Democratic activists. It's possible that he might even win...

BWAHahahaha...which one of you wrote this? Too frickin' funny. No one could actually believe this...
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: diesel driver on February 10, 2010, 01:10:12 AM
Moore would get the crackpot vote. Without them, the democrat party doesn't stand a chance.

Michael Moron would get 100% of that vote, which means the other candidate would win the race with 99.925% of the vote....

Discounting for exit polling, of course....
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Karin on February 10, 2010, 08:53:20 AM
Just when I think I've reached the pinnacle of the lunacy of the DUmp, they surprise me every morning.  I rowed over to see.  The first few replies were common-sensical, to their credit.  Then:

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harun  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-09-10 11:08 AM
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7. Threatening to do it is productive, however. Obama and Congress
 can pass Progressive legislation like they were elected to do and then the Progressives won't be so pissed.


Then, we see this guy again.  Pretty funny. 

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OneTenthofOnePercent (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-09-10 04:19 PM
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28. Michael Moore could not pull 0.1% of the vote from Obama. 
 He's not a politician. He has no legislative or governing experience. Such a third party candidate would not even get an invitation to the debates... let alone get to participate in one. It's hard enough for senators/representatives to get elected because of their voting records... Moore's views, slants, semi-truths, and ultra-liberal positions espoused over the years essentially damage him beyond repair for any sort of election. He is an aesthetically unpleasing overweight pop-culture figure who produces (at best) borderline intellectually dishonest "documentaries".

He would pull zero conservative votes, zero moderate votes, few liberal votes, and maybe a non-negligible portion of the left-wing radical votes. Figure about 1.2-1.5 million popular votes per percentage. No, Michael Moore is not a threat. A Blueberry Muffin could point out Obama's deficiencies on campaign promises... that would not make the breakfast pastry a viable candidate for replacement though.
 

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OneTenthofOnePercent (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-09-10 11:57 AM
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18. Moore versus Limbaugh... I'd love to see that campaign.
 Man would it get UGLY.
I think Rush would edge out Moore though.
 
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 10, 2010, 09:09:10 AM
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harun  (1000+ posts)       
Tue Feb-09-10 11:08 AM
Response to Reply #3
7. Threatening to do it is productive, however. Obama and Congress
 can pass Progressive legislation like they were elected to do and then the Progressives won't be so pissed.

:wtf2:

I thought President 0bama was a centrist?
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: claret1995 on February 10, 2010, 09:37:19 AM
 Would be great to see the fat M&M kid run and how despondent would the dump get when we started busting mikeys chops with this news item

After Attacking Tax Credit for Movie Makers, Michael Moore Asks Struggling Michigan to Give Him the Tax Credit to Help Cover Cost of Anti-Capitalist Movi


(CNSNews.com) – Filmmaker Michael Moore has been approved to receive a refundable tax credit of up to $1 million from the State of Michigan Film Office for his 2009 documentary, “Capitalism: A Love Story,” and a Republican state senator in Michigan wants her state's money back.  Two years ago, Moore attacked the movie-subsidizing program for giving "free money" to corporations



http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/60743
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Karin on February 10, 2010, 09:44:45 AM
Well, that's interesting, Claret.  It does not surprise me in the least.  If you look up hypocrisy in the dictionary, you see a picture of fat mike.  It astounds me that DUmpers are consistently blind to it. 
Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: Wineslob on February 10, 2010, 10:19:15 AM
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OneTenthofOnePercent (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-09-10 04:19 PM
Response to Reply #27
28. Michael Moore could not pull 0.1% of the vote from Obama. 
 He's not a politician. He has no legislative or governing experience. Such a third party candidate would not even get an invitation to the debates... let alone get to participate in one. It's hard enough for senators/representatives to get elected because of their voting records... Moore's views, slants, semi-truths, and ultra-liberal positions espoused over the years essentially damage him beyond repair for any sort of election. He is an aesthetically unpleasing overweight pop-culture figure who produces (at best) borderline intellectually dishonest "documentaries".

He would pull zero conservative votes, zero moderate votes, few liberal votes, and maybe a non-negligible portion of the left-wing radical votes. Figure about 1.2-1.5 million popular votes per percentage. No, Michael Moore is not a threat. A Blueberry Muffin could point out Obama's deficiencies on campaign promises... that would not make the breakfast pastry a viable candidate for replacement though.
 



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Title: Re: If Only Michael Moore Would...
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 10, 2010, 10:22:41 AM
If Only Michael Moore Would...stop eating we could feed the world.