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The Bar => Sports => Topic started by: Chris on February 07, 2010, 11:29:24 AM

Title: The Teach Your Girlfriend's Little Sister To Drive A Stick Shift Penalty
Post by: Chris on February 07, 2010, 11:29:24 AM

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So here's how the Teach Your Girlfriend's Little Sister To Drive A Stick Shift Penalty (from this point forward to be referred to as the TYGLSTDASSP) works: A manual-trans-equipped team that racks up a ridiculous quantity of black flags in a short period of time must take Chantelle to the edge of the paddock and get her up to speed on the intricacies of manual transmission operation, preferably without destroying the race car or killing anyone. After that, they must round up a complete set of fireproof racing gear to fit a slim 5' 11" racer and let her drive a full-on LeMons race session. If it turns out to take all day...well, the LeMons Supreme Court has all the time in the world! Oh yeah!

Chantelle turned out to be a fast learner, however, and the Purple People Eater RX-7 team had her ready to go in about 15 minutes. Recognize this former LeMons winner? Yes, she was driving the Mazda that won the first-ever LeMons South, and she did great!

http://jalopnik.com/5465940/innovations-in-lemons-justice-the-teach-your-girlfriends-sister-how-to-drive-a-stick-shift-penalty

The comments are pretty funny. :evillaugh:

Title: Re: The Teach Your Girlfriend's Little Sister To Drive A Stick Shift Penalty
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 07, 2010, 03:19:18 PM

Quote from: Chris on February 07, 2010, 11:29:24 AM

The comments are pretty funny. :evillaugh:

I am not clicking the link, they were just asking... begging... for trouble.