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Title: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: bijou on February 06, 2010, 08:37:01 AM: (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01156f9ba381970c-pi)

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After feasting my eyes on the vicious beauty of the BA-K-47, an AK-47 replica made of bacon (and wire), I'm not sure whether to call the NRA, the National Pork Board or Ted Nugent. Made with two full cases of bacon by the geniuses at This Is Freaking Ridiculous, I'm thinking this crispy, greasy a-salt rifle could inspire a whole line of meat-based weaponry. A Bakalashnikov? A Bacolt .45? A TEC-Porcine? The possibilities are endless.

link (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2009/05/bak47-the-gun-that-will-revolt-and-defeat-terrorists.html)
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: RightCoast on February 06, 2010, 08:40:47 AM: Too bad about the wire, that's gonna hinder some good eatin'
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: Crazy Horse on February 06, 2010, 03:03:24 PM: Quote from: RightCoast on February 06, 2010, 08:40:47 AM
Too bad about the wire, that's gonna hinder some good eatin'

Chew softly, kinda like with rabbit
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on February 06, 2010, 03:12:52 PM: Now to find alot of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomatos.
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: BlueStateSaint on February 06, 2010, 03:40:10 PM: Proving once again that everything is better with bacon! :-)
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: ColonialMarine0431 on February 06, 2010, 03:43:42 PM: We should ship a few thousand of those babys to Ganistan. Just to piss off the Muzzies. :rotf:
Title: Re: BA-K-47: America's No. 1 bacon-based assault rifle
Post by: Randy on February 06, 2010, 04:15:42 PM: Then lots and lots of pics of the troops being armed and deployed with them to spread around the country. :evillaugh: