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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: Chris_ on March 10, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece)
Fusilier Damien Hields used his grenade machinegun to destroy seven Taliban positions before his ambushers realised he was their main threat. After peppering his vehicle with bullets, they hit the 24-year-old soldier. He had to be dragged off for treatment by his driver after he tried to continue fighting.
<<SNIP>>
Hields said: “It turned out the bullet had smashed a rib and gone out of me again without touching any internal organs which was very lucky. It was just a flesh wound really.â€
:bow:
OUTSTANDING!
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A tiger? In Afghanistan?
:-)
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
"I'm not dead yet"... :-)
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!
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This--is an EX-TALIBAN!
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Their chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise!
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Their chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise!
No, our chief weapons are fear ,suprise and intimidation!!!!!!!!!!
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“Always look on the bright side of life.†:cheersmate:
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3511901.ece)
Fusilier Damien Hields used his Holy grenade machinegun to destroy seven Taliban positions before his ambushers realised he was their main threat. After peppering his vehicle with bullets, they hit the 24-year-old soldier. He had to be dragged off for treatment by his driver after he tried to continue fighting.
<<SNIP>>
Hields said: “It turned out the bullet had smashed a rib and gone out of me again without touching any internal organs which was very lucky. It was just a flesh wound really.â€
:bow:
OUTSTANDING!
oops... this should have been the first response... (had to look it up to get it right)
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.â€
Joking aside, bad mofo is gall damn right. God Bless out troops!
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Better watch out for the killer rabbit. :-)
And The Spanish Inquisition . . .
Wait -- NO ONE expects The Spanish Inquisition!
Their chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise!
No, our chief weapons are fear ,suprise and intimidation!!!!!!!!!!
Our three weapons are fear, surprise, intimidation, and a fanatical devotion to the Pope . . . Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, intimidation, a fanatical devotion to the Pope and a ruthless efficiency! . . . I'll come in again.