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Title: Trouser-stuffing lotion thief was not a smooth criminal
Post by: bijou on February 05, 2010, 10:07:20 AM
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Police in Springfield, Massachusetts, say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works store.

Guadarrama had reportedly tied string around his ankles to stop the bottles slipping out.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama when he tried to flee - but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce glass bottles of lotion in his trousers that he could barely run.

Police added he could not bend over to get in the police car until some of the bottles were removed. His legs were also 'extremely chafed', according to police spokesman Sgt. John M. Delaney. ...
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/811923-trouser-stuffing-lotion-thief-was-not-a-smooth-criminal)

That sort of stupid crime always rubs the police up the wrong way.
Title: Re: Trouser-stuffing lotion thief was not a smooth criminal
Post by: dutch508 on February 05, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
link (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/811923-trouser-stuffing-lotion-thief-was-not-a-smooth-criminal)

That sort of stupid crime always rubs the police up the wrong way.


I am suprised this wasn't on RAWSTORY.COM
Title: Re: Trouser-stuffing lotion thief was not a smooth criminal
Post by: Eupher on February 05, 2010, 10:21:04 AM
Jeezus, I've heard of spankin' the monkey, but this takes things to an entirely new level.

The cops will surely not aloe him to keep the product while he dries up in jail.
Title: Re: Trouser-stuffing lotion thief was not a smooth criminal
Post by: MarshallLaw on February 05, 2010, 11:35:55 AM
Maybe if he'd taken fewer bottles, he could have slipped away unnoticed.