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Current Events => Breaking News => Topic started by: dandi on February 02, 2010, 11:32:28 AM

Title: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: dandi on February 02, 2010, 11:32:28 AM
AP article, link only: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100202/ap_on_go_co/us_murtha_hospitalized


Murtha is in intensive care at an Arlington hospital with complications stemming from a gall bladder surgical procedure he underwent last week.  Too bad he couldn't be on the receiving end of the obamacare that he wants to choke us with.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Eupher on February 02, 2010, 11:45:43 AM
I have absolutely nothing good to say about this turd, thinly disguised as a US Congresscritter.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: TheSarge on February 02, 2010, 12:09:58 PM
I guess the process of removing Murtha's head from his ass was more complicated than expected.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: IassaFTots on February 02, 2010, 12:59:39 PM
I guess the process of removing Murtha's head from his ass was more complicated than expected.

I wish we had a better High Five for you.  That was priceless. 

 
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: DefiantSix on February 02, 2010, 01:05:47 PM
I guess the process of removing Murtha's head from his ass was more complicated than expected.

 :-) :cheers1:
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 02, 2010, 01:57:15 PM
I have absolutely nothing good to say about this turd, thinly disguised as a US Congresscritter.

Same here.  The fat old thieving bastard should have retired instead of taking that last pass at the free doughnuts.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: NHSparky on February 02, 2010, 02:52:02 PM
As much as I'm loathe to speak ill of the man, as God is my witness, I can't find it anywhere in my heart to have any compassion for him.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Oceander on February 02, 2010, 03:55:28 PM
Well, let's see, Murtha has always been Pelosi's mentor, and she's assiduously followed him, so hopefully she will stay true to form and follow him out the door, permanently.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Mike220 on February 02, 2010, 03:57:55 PM
First Teddy kicks off, now Johnny seems to be circling the drain... This could be a good year.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Oceander on February 02, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
As much as I'm loathe to speak ill of the man, as God is my witness, I can't find it anywhere in my heart to have any compassion for him.

In this instance, I think even the Good Lord would consider not speaking ill of Mr. Murtha to be a supererogatory action not strictly required by virtue.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 02, 2010, 04:03:50 PM
Wonder if he's covered by Medicare?......NO, seriesly?...... :rotf:
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on February 02, 2010, 05:04:36 PM
Wonder if he's covered by Medicare?......NO, seriesly?...... :rotf:

Medicare?!?  That's for peons.  He's got the gold standard of Cadillac health plans, as a perk of his office.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: DefiantSix on February 02, 2010, 05:08:58 PM
My only concern is if Murtha's name is called for his one-on-one, heart to vermin reckoning with the good Lord, that the Dim'Rats will further pollute Robert E. Lee's - graciously donated - front yard by burying his sorry ass there, in close proximity to Dead Ted.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: WMD Owl on February 02, 2010, 06:50:04 PM
He was a Marine Colonel wasn't he?  That and Congress gets him a ticket to Arlington.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Splashdown on February 02, 2010, 07:38:29 PM
Lucky for him he got sick before healthcare becomes "free."
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: jason41224 on February 02, 2010, 09:06:10 PM
i let out a cry of joy on hearing this on tv until my dad (a pastor) gave me a pretty cold look. :lmao:
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Oceander on February 02, 2010, 09:13:48 PM
i let out a cry of joy on hearing this on tv until my dad (a pastor) gave me a pretty cold look. :lmao:

That's what confession is good for - enjoy the sin (provided it's not both mortal, and lethal) and then confess and undertake the atonement for the sin.
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Airwolf on February 02, 2010, 09:28:37 PM
I guess the process of removing Murtha's head from his ass was more complicated than expected.

To bad this isn't the future like in Star Trek. They might have been able to at least drive him around  via remote control like they did Mr Spock in one show on Star Trek. It might even have improved things for him.

(http://globalmoxie.com/bm~pix/spock_brain~s600x600.jpg)
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Lacarnut on February 02, 2010, 09:56:00 PM
First Teddy kicks off, now Johnny seems to be circling the drain... This could be a good year.  :popcorn:

Plus 1 :-)
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: 5412 on February 02, 2010, 10:29:19 PM
i let out a cry of joy on hearing this on tv until my dad (a pastor) gave me a pretty cold look. :lmao:

Hi,

Perhaps prey that the good Lord is merciful, swift and he does not suffer.

regards,
5412
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: littlelamb on February 03, 2010, 12:31:53 PM
I don't wish him ill will but what comes around goes around is all I am saying
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: Randy on February 04, 2010, 06:31:59 PM
And DUmmies think there's no God....just sayin'  :uhsure:
Title: Re: Rep. John Murtha Hospitalized In Intensive Care
Post by: SilverOrchid on February 06, 2010, 02:19:58 PM
*getting out my dancing shoes*