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Title: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: franksolich on February 01, 2010, 03:53:53 PM
http://drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=11960&sid=c1c41d4b4321b0348df926df673e011f&start=630

Oh my.

The gigantic primitive, under his name on Skins's island as the "Systematic Chaos" primitive, the #08 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009:

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Ege Bamyasi
February 1, 2009

.....I don't know if I'd ever go so far as to call myself a "hero", but if anybody out there can draw some inspiration or hope from my candid accounts of the things I'm going through, then all of this is totally worth it!

.....thanks for the link to drugstore.com. I may use them for hard-to-find products which Jeanette would otherwise have to take buses all over God's Country to get. As for the BodyGlide, I don't think that will really be necessary now, as I'll explain. Keep posting, and keep hanging in there! I only wish we were not so far apart and could get together and all four of us hang out more. Maybe I'll get a dependable beater car sometime soon and that'll help.

June 21, 2009 - 488 (-31 from Dec. 2007 lifetime high)
June 28 - 488 ( 0 )

July 5 - 485 ( -3 )
July 12 - 478 ( -7 )
July 19 - 476 ( -2 )
July 26 - 475 ( -1 )

August 2 - 456 ( -19 )
August 9 - 449 ( -7 )
August 16 - 454 ( +5 )
August 23 - 444 ( -10 )
August 30 - 449 ( +5 )

September 6 - 443 ( -6 )
September 13 - 442 ( -1 )
September 20 - 441 ( -1 )
September 27 - 440 ( -1 )

October 4 - 441 ( +1 )
October 11 - 435 ( -6 )
October 18 - 437 ( +2 )
October 25 - 436 ( -1 )

November 1 - 433 ( -3 )
November 8 - 439 ( +6 )
November 15 - 434 ( -5 )
November 22 - 434 ( 0 )
November 29 - 435 ( +1 )

December 6 - 437 ( +2 )
December 13 - 436 ( -1 )
December 20 - 437 ( +1 )
December 27 - 432 ( -5 )

January 3, 2010 - 436 ( +4 )
January 10 - 431 ( -5 )
January 17 - 434 ( +3 )
January 24 - 432 ( -2 )
January 31 - 425 ( -7 )

Oh yeah, baby!! I'm finally firmly in the 420s, and I really think I have this whole thing licked now!

These new compressive exercise undergarments I bought have been tremendously helpful in stopping my skin from rubbing together, and the BodyBugg system was just what I needed to get my food intake at just the right level to facilitate weight loss. The results have been immediate, and I'm only just now getting back into exercising after making sure that the new underpants would work as advertised.

All but the lightest traces of that horrible rash have disappeared, and my skin feels almost like it should again. Finally! As a result, I can jump on the recumbent and not have any worries that it's going to rub raw parts of my body I'd rather not do that to.

I'm going to be ramping my exercise times back up now, and I'll be having my coaching session with a BodyBugg trainer the middle of this month. I'm not expecting them to have any valuable nutrition advice, but any help he can provide with regards to exercise will be good.

Speaking of exercise, it's time to go get a session in this morning. Y'all take care!

Well, that's upbeat.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Specbid on February 01, 2010, 03:57:22 PM

Good for him. Wish him well.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: franksolich on February 01, 2010, 03:58:29 PM
Good for him. Wish him well.

Right, and it's getting time for the gigantic primitive to put away his computer games and start perusing the want-ads in the newspapers.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Texacon on February 01, 2010, 04:00:12 PM
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the BodyBugg system was just what I needed to get my food intake at just the right level to facilitate weight loss.

Well now.  What are WE .. chopped liver??  We told you months ago it was your food intake killing you and all it did was piss you off ... you buy a BodyBugg and all of a sudden it is a genius.  Pphtt.

Guess we don't look so bad now huh?  We could've saved you hundreds of dollars for a new car.

KC
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Specbid on February 01, 2010, 04:01:33 PM
Right, and it's getting time for the gigantic primitive to put away his computer games and start perusing the want-ads in the newspapers.

LOL. I'll believe THAT when I read it. Next thing you know, he'll be having sex with the old lady.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Chris on February 01, 2010, 04:11:47 PM
LOL. I'll believe THAT when I read it. Next thing you know, he'll be having sex with the old lady.

The wife should say 'no mas' until he loses another 50 lbs; then he gets to be on top again.  But I suspect he's perfectly happy letting her do all the "work".
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 01, 2010, 04:18:07 PM
The wife should say 'no mas' until he loses another 50 lbs; then he gets to be on top again.  But I suspect he's perfectly happy letting her do all the "work".

This could be headed to the Short Bus quickly. :-)
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Chris on February 01, 2010, 04:22:37 PM
I was only suggesting some motivation.  I'm surprised he can even get it up at that size.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 04:23:45 PM
420's??

I expect he will have another gripe real soon, some reason he has to stop "working out"
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Carl on February 01, 2010, 04:32:47 PM
Well now.  What are WE .. chopped liver??  We told you months ago it was your food intake killing you and all it did was piss you off ... you buy a BodyBugg and all of a sudden it is a genius.  Pphtt.

Guess we don't look so bad now huh?  We could've saved you hundreds of dollars for a new car.

KC

Exactly,what everybody said..stop guessing and be honest about the calories.

I do hope he gets his life put together if not for himself but for Jeanette.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: JohnnyReb on February 01, 2010, 04:41:54 PM
I was only suggesting some motivation.  I'm surprised he can even get it up at that size.

Wouldn't matter....it would still look like a button on a fur coat.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2010, 04:43:56 PM
I was only suggesting some motivation.  I'm surprised he can even get it up at that size.
He claims that's not a issue. The problem is the extreme distance it must span before seeing light of day.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: franksolich on February 01, 2010, 04:44:24 PM
Wouldn't matter....it would still look like a button on a fur coat.

Damn, you're good, sir.

Awesome.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Chris on February 01, 2010, 04:52:34 PM
Wouldn't matter....it would still look like a button on a fur coat.
:rotf:
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: miskie on February 01, 2010, 05:02:12 PM
Wouldn't matter....it would still look like a button on a fur coat.

(http://thatwoman.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/oh-no-you-didnt.jpg)

 :lmao:
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: BEG on February 01, 2010, 06:04:55 PM
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Ege Bamyasi
February 1, 2009

.....I don't know if I'd ever go so far as to call myself a "hero", but if anybody out there can draw some inspiration or hope from my candid accounts of the things I'm going through, then all of this is totally worth it!

.....thanks for the link to drugstore.com. I may use them for hard-to-find products which Jeanette would otherwise have to take buses all over God's Country to get. As for the BodyGlide, I don't think that will really be necessary now, as I'll explain.

Blah blah blah.....


Just the thought of the word BlodyGlide and this Du'er in the same post makes me want to puke. 
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 09:32:38 PM
Just the thought of the word BlodyGlide and this Du'er in the same post makes me want to puke. 


 :rotf:
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 01, 2010, 09:39:36 PM
Just the thought of the word BlodyGlide and this Du'er in the same post makes me want to puke. 
Hope he doesn't use it too liberally. Slave girl Jeanette could slide right off the Rock Candy Mountain and be injured.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: Aaron Burr on February 01, 2010, 09:48:25 PM
I'm going to be ramping my exercise times back up now... Ruh-Roh. Sounds like he's on a "high" in his manic depressive cycle. Wish someone would tell him he's going to plateau again, stop losing weight, get depressed, and start chasing his wife around the room with a big fork.

Take it easy LunchBox, slow and steady wins the race.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 10:01:48 PM
Hope he doesn't use it too liberally. Slave girl Jeanette could slide right off the Rock Candy Mountain and be injured.

Jelly Mold Mountain maybe
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: The Village Idiot on February 01, 2010, 10:03:12 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jcdVXqBzCuw/SFvkTRs6saI/AAAAAAAADQY/VT5Y_jIzK_s/s400/virtual%2Bjello%2Bmold.jpg)

Try not to imagine Jeanette sitting on 425 lbs of jello mold.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: franksolich on February 02, 2010, 06:31:58 PM
I'm going to be ramping my exercise times back up now... Ruh-Roh. Sounds like he's on a "high" in his manic depressive cycle. Wish someone would tell him he's going to plateau again, stop losing weight, get depressed, and start chasing his wife around the room with a big fork.

Take it easy LunchBox, slow and steady wins the race.

I had a conversation earlier today with the 404-pound guy who shovels grain at the local grain elevator five and a half days a week.

I mentioned it was probably time for the gigantic primitive to put away his computer toys and start reading the help-wanted advertisements, but expressed concern that stretch pants (or whatever those things are called) would hardly suffice as a job-hunting wardrobe.

The guy mentioned that Jerry Leonard's in Omaha, the "store for big and tall men," carries suits up to 84" in girth, and that surely Last Vegas would have a store similar.

I think it's time Jeanette stopped buying him gadgets, and started looking for some suitable job-hunting attire for the gigantic primitive.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: kenth on February 02, 2010, 07:56:49 PM
I think it's time Jeanette stopped buying him gadgets, and started looking for some suitable job-hunting attire for the gigantic primitive.

To which Kirk replied, "Poodoo! Pateesa, keel-ee calleya ku kah!"

(http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jabba.jpg)
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: GOBUCKS on February 02, 2010, 10:30:20 PM
His post, as always, was revolting, but I was greatly relieved. When I read the title of this thread, I was sure it would be a really embarrassingly detailed description of some activity with his slave girl Jeanette.
Title: Re: gigantic primitive thinks he has it licked now (update 02-01)
Post by: AllosaursRus on February 02, 2010, 11:58:02 PM
LOL. I'll believe THAT when I read it. Next thing you know, he'll be having sex with the old lady.

Oh, please! Like I needed that image in my mind!