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Title: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: franksolich on January 31, 2010, 12:16:41 PM
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Oh my.

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Sparkly  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jan-30-10 07:22 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITVE'S WIFE
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Another reason to hate the Miss America pageant
 
after which a photograph of the most-popular radio talk-show host in America

"In this photo provided by the Las Vegas News Bureau, radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh speaks during a Miss America news conference at Planet Hollywood Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010. Limbaugh is one of six judges for the pageant which takes place at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas on January 30."

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/FILE---Miss-America-conte...

Guess he's an expert on "fancy pageant walkin'."

One assumes most of the primitive respondents represent the green-eyed aesthetic part of Skins's island, and that Rush Limbaugh isn't the reason they loathe the Miss America pageant.

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Kceres  (437 posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 07:34 PM
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1. Ewwwww. I just had to look even though I didn't need another reason to hate the MAP.

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glinda  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 07:39 PM
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2. Well that should help them pick another "winner".

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11 Bravo  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 07:50 PM
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3. I guess the Young Dominican Boy Pageant had all the judges they needed.

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tabasco  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jan-30-10 08:11 PM
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4. You've got to be shittin' me.

Unbelievable.

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dixiegrrrrl  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 08:39 PM
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5. I see his hands are in judging pose.

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dgauss  (139 posts)      Sat Jan-30-10 09:03 PM
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8. I thought he was describing what it was like when he groped the contestants.

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madrchsod  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jan-30-10 08:42 PM
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6. that`s gross......

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Bitwit1234 (1000+ posts)     Sat Jan-30-10 09:00 PM
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7. I was just going to post that Fox has taken over the pageant

Gretchen Carlson is one of the hosts and then rush a judge.

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Lint Head  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jan-30-10 10:16 PM
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10. Isn't he a better judge of young children?

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Name removed (0 posts)      Sun Jan-31-10 09:45 AM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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blm  (1000+ posts)     Sun Jan-31-10 11:19 AM
THE BOWEL MOVEMENT PRIMITIVE
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14. Backpeddling from WHAT? Because an attractive black woman won doesn't make Limbaugh's role any less absurd.

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maxrandb (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-31-10 11:26 AM
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17. Oh I see

He is going to use this to say; "see, I'm not a racist, I helped pick the hot black chick"

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blm  (1000+ posts)     Sun Jan-31-10 12:55 PM
THE BOWEL MOVEMENT PRIMITIVE
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19. They really ARE that simple minded.

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Name removed (0 posts)      Sun Jan-31-10 09:46 AM
#18 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009
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Lesleymo (30 posts)      Sun Jan-31-10 11:16 AM
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13. I'm sure he'll have some astute comments

"Miss Hawaii, I hope you fail."

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spanone  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-31-10 11:20 AM
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15. they've finally hit rock bottom

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begin_within  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-31-10 11:20 AM
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16. Did he win?

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treestar  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-31-10 12:42 PM
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18. Holy Crap!

If I were a contestant, I'd hate to win that pageant! It would give me the heebies jeebies that Rush thought I was the most attractive!

As mentioned before, one suspects that the above primitive comments aren't inspired by the inclusion of Rush Limbaugh, but more so that the above primitives are jealous, because they wouldn't win any beauty pageant, even for dogs.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2010, 12:28:24 PM
Coach, I'm not even sure that they could win a beauty pagent against piles of horseshit.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: jukin on January 31, 2010, 01:08:58 PM
All the contestants had to give a speech and then a question and answer period with the judges.  Rush said that tone of them needed teleprompters to get their view across.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 31, 2010, 01:26:28 PM
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7. I was just going to post that Fox has taken over the pageant

Gretchen Carlson is one of the hosts and then rush a judge.

When did Rush become part of FOX??
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: crockspot on January 31, 2010, 01:37:06 PM
When did Rush become part of FOX??

Back in 1994, when FNC was pushing the Contract For America.  :naughty:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: Lord Undies on January 31, 2010, 02:21:25 PM
I watched the program last night for the first time in my adult life just because of Rush Limbaugh.  I was glad to hear he got a tremendous roar from the audience when he was introduced.  I'm sure the pageant got a huge boost in viewers because of Rush - like how they got me.

Rush Limbaugh is a beloved American icon.  This eats the Little Goons guts out. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 31, 2010, 02:51:51 PM
I watched the program last night for the first time in my adult life just because of Rush Limbaugh.  I was glad to hear he got a tremendous roar from the audience when he was introduced.  I'm sure the pageant got a huge boost in viewers because of Rush - like how they got me.

Rush Limbaugh is a beloved American icon.  This eats the Little Goons guts out. 
The Miss America pageant's audience is 100% Rethug, with the exception of Hillary and Rachel.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: NHSparky on January 31, 2010, 03:18:01 PM
Back in 1994, when FNC was pushing the Contract For America.  :naughty:

Pretty impressive, considering FNC wasn't even around until 1996.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 31, 2010, 03:21:38 PM
Pretty impressive, considering FNC wasn't even around until 1996.

oh thats why the smilie. I did not remember that.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 31, 2010, 03:45:46 PM
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7. I was just going to post that Fox has taken over the pageant

Gretchen Carlson is one of the hosts and then rush a judge.

Couldn't be she's a former Miss America by any chance??

I know, I'm just grasping at straws, it's all a Fox takeover
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: diesel driver on January 31, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
Coach, I'm not even sure that they could win a beauty pagent against piles of horseshit.

Well, it would depend if the piles of horseshit were still moist and ....

Who am I kidding?  Of course they couldn't.  Besides, horseshit has some useful purposes....

Horseshit is also more intelligent and looks better in a bathing suit and an evening gown than ANY DUmmie could ever hope....
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: kenth on January 31, 2010, 04:37:00 PM
Horseshit is also more intelligent and looks better in a bathing suit and an evening gown than ANY DUmmie could ever hope....

Come on, can't you just imagine the Subway Cat or Cpeg in a string bikini?

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 31, 2010, 04:40:28 PM
Come on, can't you just imagine the Subway Cat or Cpeg in a string bikini?



MIND BLEACH!!!  MUST GET GALLONS OF MIND BLEACH!!! :banghead:

Also, . . . Crazy Horse posted, . . .

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Couldn't be she's a former Miss America by any chance??

1989.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 31, 2010, 04:55:09 PM
Come on, can't you just imagine the Subway Cat or Cpeg in a string bikini?

(http://www.rogersfx.com/sitebuilder/images/Eye_Gouge_1_-242x327.jpg)

My eyes!!
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 31, 2010, 05:12:01 PM
Their envy is truly disgusting! That's all it is. They can't stand the fact he's treated like royalty every where he goes. Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive's wife loathes the Miss America pageant
Post by: Chris on January 31, 2010, 05:26:45 PM
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Bitwit1234 (1000+ posts)     Sat Jan-30-10 09:00 PM
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7. I was just going to post that Fox has taken over the pageant

Gretchen Carlson is one of the hosts and then rush a judge.

I flipped past the pageant last night.... funny, I thought the host was the hispanic guy from that kid's show that went off the air a few years ago.  I didn't see any mention of Gretchen Carlson and even if I had, I wouldn't have known who she was.