The Conservative Cave
Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Chris_ on January 28, 2010, 05:18:32 PM
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Since your dim heroes have destroyed the economy I don't have much work going on. In my spare time this week I had hoped to be scoring health care conversions bouncies, but you guys have let me down in that department. As a result, I decided to put my extra spare time to use helping you to understand how you and I are different. Keep in mind, I'm not saying that every single item matches every single one of you, but the majority of them do seem to fit the majority of you.
1. I believe in God of the Bible. You don't.
2. I believe that as an atheist you have the right to publicly proclaim that you're an atheist and publicly state that you do not believe in God. You don't seem to believe that I have a right to publicly proclaim that I'm a Christian and publicly state that I believe in God.
3. I believe that blacks and other minorities are just as capable and intelligent as whites. You apparently believe that they are NOT as capable and intelligent and require help and special treatment to succeed.
4. I believe that innocent human life is special and should be protected. You believe that innocent human life should be shredded and ripped from the womb.
5. Barring certain circumstances I believe that an individual convicted of a heinous cold-blooded murder should be put to death. Unlike your views on an innocent, unborn child, you believe that an individual convicted of a heinous cold-blooded murder should be allowed to live.
6. I believe that the role of the federal government should primarily be to protect our nation as a whole and to protect our rights as set forth in the Constitution. You believe that the federal government should be a nanny state that takes care of you from the cradle to the grave.
7. I believe that since a church can get by and flourish with donations of 10% of a person's income that the federal government should be able to get by with taxation of not much more than 10%. You believe that the rich should be taxed into oblivion with "rich" being defined as anyone who has more money than you.
8. I believe that our military is the finest fighting force to walk the earth and is made of heroes. You believe our military is evil and call them "baby killers" which is somewhat ironic because if they were indeed "baby killers" you would be cheering them on (see item 4).
9. Although I respect those who have passed away I don't believe that as corpses they should be allowed the privilege of voting in elections. You think dead people should vote and vote often...as long as they are voting dim.
10. You believe that it is wrong to refer to your party as the Democrat Party. I believe that your party's symbol is an ass, and an ass is an ass with or without the "ic".
11. I believe that even though you are idiotic you have the right to display your lunacy for our entertainment. You believe that everyone who believes differently than you should be silenced.
12. I believe that terrorists who are citizens of another country and are captured while trying to kill us and/or trying to kill their own innocent women and children should not be afforded the protection of our Constitution. You believe that murderous terrorists who wish to kill and subjugate others are "freedom fighters" and should be cuddled.
13. I believe that our Constitution is a wonderful document crafted by brilliant and intelligent men. You believe our Constitution is the equivalent of toilet paper.
14. I love our country and despite its short comings I believe that it is one of the greatest (if not the greatest) countries history has ever known. You despise our country, and though you have no problem feasting from its teat you long for its collapse and destruction.
The list could go one for days. As you can see, despite the fact that I bought a bag of Cheetos this weekend, the gulf is wide between us, and I'm what some would consider a left-leaning "fundie rethug."
What are you going to do in 2012 when you get a clearer picture of the gulf between us as more of the elections go the way of Mass.?
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Ya know Chuck, just tell 'em **** YOU!!! It's easier! They don't understand logic anyway! They sure as hell don't give a rusty how YOU feel!
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Ya know Chuck, just tell 'em **** YOU!!! It's easier! They don't understand logic anyway! They sure as hell don't give a rusty how YOU feel!
One of the things I like about you is that you pull no punches. No deception involved. You and BadCat have no compunctions about that. I admire that. :cheersmate:
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One of the things I like about you is that you pull no punches. No deception involved. You and BadCat have no compunctions about that. I admire that. :cheersmate:
Heh, heh! Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!
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Heh, heh! Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!
And certain low-yield nuclear weapons.
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Spot on!
I believe that if I don't want a gun or to eat meat that it is not my right to make all people barred from having a gun or eating meat.
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Spot on!
I believe that if I don't want a gun or to eat meat that it is not my right to make all people barred from having a gun or eating meat.
or nuclear hand grenades! lol
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And certain low-yield nuclear weapons.
Are you nuts??????? Hollywierd or Osama might hear you! After all, how many movies give the terrorists their next modus of operandi?