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Title: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
DUmmy cali would have been tombstoned for this copy-and-paste if she were not a consistent lunatic of long standing:
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cali  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:30 PM
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Americans are idiots.
Poll: Fox is most trusted name in news
A poll finds that 49 percent of Americans trusted Fox News, 10 percentage points more than any other network.

Fox is the most trusted television news network in the country, according to a new poll out Tuesday.

A Public Policy Polling nationwide survey of 1,151 registered voters Jan. 18-19 found that 49 percent of Americans trusted Fox News, 10 percentage points more than any other network.

Thirty-seven percent said they didn’t trust Fox, also the lowest level of distrust that any of the networks recorded.

There was a strong partisan split among those who said they trusted Fox — with 74 percent of Republicans saying they trusted the network, while only 30 percent of Democrats said they did.

CNN was the second-most-trusted network, getting the trust of 39 percent of those polled. Forty-one percent said they didn’t trust CNN.

Each of the three major networks was trusted by less than 40 percent of those surveyed, with NBC ranking highest at 35 percent. Forty-four percent said they did not trust NBC, which was combined with its sister cable station MSNBC.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0110/32039.html
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7577538


Yep, Americans are idiots:
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JuniperLea  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:31 PM
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1. Fox and Politico...
Are proof that Americans are idiots. I doubt the poll means anything, however.



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tularetom  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:35 PM
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2. What's your point?
Of course Americans are idiots.
   
You have to cut the DUmmies some slack on this "Americans are idiots" business. Remember, these are people who were convinced Lord Rove stole the elections in 2000 and 2004, because they didn't know anyone to voted for W. They live in blue cesspools like New York, and coastal California, immersed in moonbats. So, considering their environment, the Americans around them really are idiots.


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panader0  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 07:36 PM
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3. Your premise is what Karl Rove capitalized on.
Go to Walmart and you'll see it's true.
 


Maybe "kayakjohnny" is Osama bin Laden's DUmp username:
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 07:46 PM
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4. Idiots and also lazy and apathetic and selfish and wasteful.
Americans need to be stripped of everything that was ever sacred to them, just to remind them of all the things they never fought for.
Myself included.



DUmmy underpants takes it a step too far:
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underpants  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:51 PM
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5. Blondes with legs and boobs sells
watch the last 20 minutes of O'Reilly it is mostly tease for old white guys

I'm accustomed to Stalinist democrats at the DUmp. They don't surprise me at all. But I have to admit shock and disgust when someone comes out against blondes with legs and boobs. And he calls us idiots?


More sadness at the unhappy DUmp:
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BrklynLiberal  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 08:14 PM
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11. No argument here..
It is sad and depressing.. and very scary
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: happy1ga on January 26, 2010, 07:50:31 PM
Yes, you have to wonder just how stupid Roger Ailes really is. Having long legged blondes who are both hot and smart on the air is a crazy business model. Seriously, who would ever watch something like that???
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2010, 07:55:05 PM
So blondes with legs and boobs can't be smart?!?  How very enlightened of you.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: happy1ga on January 26, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
Sorry, I assumed the sarcasm was obvious. I will try harder next time.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Carl on January 26, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 07:46 PM
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4. Idiots and also lazy and apathetic and selfish and wasteful.
Americans need to be stripped of everything that was ever sacred to them, just to remind them of all the things they never fought for.
Myself included.

Tell you what asshole...why don`t you just try to come and take it from me?  :bird:

You won`t like the welcome greeting I have for you.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2010, 08:01:26 PM
I often have Fox News on in the background, but only half pay attention to it. It's my main way of hearing about and posting breaking news on here.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BEG on January 26, 2010, 08:02:12 PM
Sorry, I assumed the sarcasm was obvious. I will try harder next time.

sorry happy, I was talking to the stupid DUer. ;)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: delilahmused on January 26, 2010, 08:02:13 PM
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panader0  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 07:36 PM
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3. Your premise is what Karl Rove capitalized on.
Go to Walmart and you'll see it's true.

Actually, I think most Walmart customers are DUmmies: People of Walmart (http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/)

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Specbid on January 26, 2010, 08:03:56 PM
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5. Blondes with legs and boobs sells
watch the last 20 minutes of O'Reilly it is mostly tease for old white guys

And Tiger Woods.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Oceander on January 26, 2010, 08:13:46 PM
So blondes with legs and boobs can't be smart?!?  How very enlightened of you.

All the ones on here are smart as whips, and twice as much fun! ;)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: USA4ME on January 26, 2010, 09:01:32 PM
Just keep in mind that to primitives "smart people" are those that can be controlled, like they are.

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Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 26, 2010, 09:12:42 PM
I often have Fox News on in the background, but only half pay attention to it. It's my main way of hearing about and posting breaking news on here.

I rarely watch it, unless there happens to be something important going on.  Even then, I'll flip around to the other news stations just for curiosity's sake.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: miskie on January 26, 2010, 09:28:03 PM
Ill watch Fox if there is something important happening, but most of the time I don't watch any news network - the one thing they all have in common is they commentary every story to death.

For example, 'Balloon Boy' - once it was determined that the parents were a couple of liars, it should have ended.. but no.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 09:47:58 PM

In the last reporting period Fox News Channel was #1 prime time of all cable. ALL CABLE CHANNELS!! It was #3 in the "day time".

wait didn't the DUmmies tell us THEY were the majority just a week ago?? Now we're all idiots?

lol
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 26, 2010, 10:56:34 PM
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tularetom  (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 07:35 PM
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2. What's your point?
Of course Americans are idiots.
Well, based on the result of the last Presidential election, I would have to say you have a point.

But the good thing about idiocy is, in the majority of cases, reality is the cure.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 26, 2010, 11:11:56 PM
Who wants to see a ugly chick tell the news?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 11:13:03 PM
Who wants to see a ugly chick tell the news?

All 7 viewers of the Madcow
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: HACKSAW on January 27, 2010, 12:25:17 AM
Yes, you have to wonder just how stupid Roger Ailes really is. Having long legged blondes who are both hot and smart on the air is a crazy business model. Seriously, who would ever watch something like that???

It's not just the blondes...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AMguOt4sdsc/SdKrgR9l-FI/AAAAAAAABdM/nL0p6Tfj9m8/s400/jb3.jpg) (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6866/93209domenicadavispics2tf5.png)

 :drool: Julie Bandaras and Domenica Davis :drool: :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Karin on January 27, 2010, 07:36:35 AM
Not only that, but they have a sense of humor about it.  Look at the Red Eye "leg chair."  Viewers will write in and bitch when they mistakenly stick some guy there.  The ladies that really do belong there just laugh.  A lefty feminist will get her dander all up and get all huffy and offended. 

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2010, 08:02:19 AM
It's not just the blondes...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AMguOt4sdsc/SdKrgR9l-FI/AAAAAAAABdM/nL0p6Tfj9m8/s400/jb3.jpg) (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6866/93209domenicadavispics2tf5.png)

 :drool: Julie Bandaras and Domenica Davis :drool: :bow: :bow:

I remember Julie Banderas interviewing someone in Fred Phelps' organization, who made the mistake of calling Banderas "Missy."  Wow.  Tell ya what--I would hate to get Banderas pissed at me! :fuelfire:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 27, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
It's not just the blondes...

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AMguOt4sdsc/SdKrgR9l-FI/AAAAAAAABdM/nL0p6Tfj9m8/s400/jb3.jpg) (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6866/93209domenicadavispics2tf5.png)

 :drool: Julie Bandaras and Domenica Davis :drool: :bow: :bow:

There's also Rebecca Diamond, and quite a few redheads (Which is my personal favorite hair color for beautiful women).
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 27, 2010, 10:13:16 AM
I am about to be 38 and I am partial to Catherine Herridge or whatever her last name is...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua2YzYKUrXg[/youtube]
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2010, 10:28:30 AM
My mom is pretty much a homebound disabled person these days......COPD and almost, but not quite, blind.  She has been pretty politically minded all of her life, and her biggest dissapointment is that she can't get online, because she can't see to read anymore.  So, she spends her day watching (listening) to various news channels, to see the difference in spin, from MSNBC, CNN, and FOX, etc.  She has hours and hours to do her analysis, and she enjoys doing so. 

I speak to her often, and let her provide me with the play by play of what she has heard, and tells me what to look out for. 

I think she thinks it is her job, to make sure that I am enlightened and aware. 

Oh yeah, and she likes FOX best. 

Oh yeah, and she was gonna vote for Hillary if she won, but then she voted for McCain, because she wouldn't vote for Obama. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 27, 2010, 10:33:00 AM
My mom is pretty much a homebound disabled person these days......COPD and almost, but not quite, blind.  She has been pretty politically minded all of her life, and her biggest dissapointment is that she can't get online, because she can't see to read anymore. 
Oh yeah, and she likes FOX best. 

Aren't there ways to get a computer to read things to you?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: IassaFTots on January 27, 2010, 10:39:43 AM
Aren't there ways to get a computer to read things to you?

Yes, but to do that, she would have to ADMIT she is pretty much blind.  It took me two years to get her mind open to audio books.  Which worked when she was in the hospital, because they didn't have cable there.  She would just rather hear the news I guess.   :clueless:

Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Wineslob on January 27, 2010, 10:46:28 AM
Yes, but to do that, she would have to ADMIT she is pretty much blind.  It took me two years to get her mind open to audio books.  Which worked when she was in the hospital, because they didn't have cable there.  She would just rather hear the news I guess.    :clueless:



A friend of mine's father, Charlie, would listen to baseball games on the radio, never on TV. I asked him why, he said he liked the commentary, and the visions he would have in his mind of the game.


Oh, DUmmies, FOX has legs and boobs................................nuf said.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 27, 2010, 11:42:56 AM
You may recall that not long ago coach conducted an experiment to see if certain words in a thread title might promote more traffic.
This thread suggests that the words "Fox News" have that effect.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Specbid on January 27, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
A friend of mine's father, Charlie, would listen to baseball games on the radio, never on TV. I asked him why, he said he liked the commentary, and the visions he would have in his mind of the game.


I still do this. Just sounds better. Also, it reminds me of being a kid, when they maybe showed one game a week on TV.

Chuck Thompson..."Ain't the beer cold..."
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 27, 2010, 07:13:21 PM
So blondes with legs and boobs can't be smart?!?  How very enlightened of you.

And with that added effort still no schade  :bs:

Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: kenth on January 27, 2010, 07:44:21 PM
I still do this. Just sounds better. Also, it reminds me of being a kid, when they maybe showed one game a week on TV.

Chuck Thompson..."Ain't the beer cold..."

The only time we would listen to the radio was in the car, and on summer trips, Dad would always have on a baseball game. I got to love to listen to the games on the radio when we went somewhere. It always sounded exciting. I can't watch it on tv though. It's just not the same.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Specbid on January 27, 2010, 07:50:50 PM
The only time we would listen to the radio was in the car, and on summer trips, Dad would always have on a baseball game. I got to love to listen to the games on the radio when we went somewhere. It always sounded exciting. I can't watch it on tv though. It's just not the same.

I hear ya...summer night, sitting on the tailgate of the truck or station wagon, eating ice cream or a root beer float...man, how I miss those days.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: franksolich on January 27, 2010, 08:00:38 PM
You may recall that not long ago coach conducted an experiment to see if certain words in a thread title might promote more traffic.

This thread suggests that the words "Fox News" have that effect.

You're absolutely correct, sir; carefully crafted headlines draw the primitives.

If one puts my fellow alum Skins in a headline, it draws primitives like crazy.

If one puts the Bostonian Drunkard or Pedro Picasso in a headline, the thread dies.

There's certain words, too, that don't pertain to individuals, that work, but I already gave away too many of my secrets.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: Karin on January 28, 2010, 12:09:29 PM
A phrase that never fails to draw me in is "Heads Assplode." 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BEG on January 28, 2010, 12:16:02 PM
And with that added effort still no schade  :bs:

Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts  :cheersmate:

LMAO I swear I just about said something like, ".....and Schade would beg to differ".   :p
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 28, 2010, 04:22:19 PM
Maybe if we say legs, boobs and butts 
I was concerned that adding the word "butts" to the title would disqualify the thread for The DUmpster,
to say nothing of causing a bandwidth problem.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BadCat on January 28, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
Time for some visual evidence...

(http://conservativeamerican.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/megyn_kelly_banderas-dfwstangsdotnetslforumsslshowthreaddotphpquestiontequals397377.jpg)


Who wants to be a sandwich?
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
Time for some visual evidence...

(http://conservativeamerican.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/megyn_kelly_banderas-dfwstangsdotnetslforumsslshowthreaddotphpquestiontequals397377.jpg)


Who wants to be a sandwich?

(http://blogs.tampabay.com/.a/6a00d83451b05569e20120a5777418970c-800wi)
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Fox News, Blondes, Legs, And Boobs
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 28, 2010, 06:22:13 PM
Time for some visual evidence...

(http://conservativeamerican.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/megyn_kelly_banderas-dfwstangsdotnetslforumsslshowthreaddotphpquestiontequals397377.jpg)


Who wants to be a sandwich?

I'd volunteer to be the "meat" . . .