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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: DixieBelle on January 26, 2010, 12:11:45 PM
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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
> We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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> America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a
> Halloween mask.
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> Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value
> Meal?
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> A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
> has to pay for it.
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> Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a
> convicted felon?
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> A: A fund raiser..
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and
> a penitentiary?
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> A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and
> threats to society.
> The other is for housing prisoners.
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> If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the
> middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who
> would be saved? ....
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> America !
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> If Nancy Pelosi has her face lifted one more time
> she'll have a beard!
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> Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog,
> Bo?
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> A: Bo has papers..