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Title: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 26, 2010, 10:07:29 AM
note from franksolich: this is a year old, and no new comments, but franksolich noticed a lot of lurking primitives were reading it, and so decided to bring it to the forefront.  Carry on.

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http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x285630

MichaelHarris (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 04:50 AM
Original message
White Extremist  "(CNN) -- A man was arrested Monday after police found an arsenal of high-powered weapons and a map of a U.S. military base in his New Jersey hotel, authorities said. Lloyd R. Woodson, 43, was arrested and faces multiple weapons charges"

"During the struggle, officers noticed that Woodson was wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying an assault rifle in his coat.

Officers searched Woodson's hotel room and found another assault rifle, a grenade launcher, a police scanner, another bulletproof vest, a map of a U.S. military base, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a Middle Eastern-style headdress"

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/26/new.jersey.weapons....
 

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cabluedem (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 05:28 AM
Response to Original message
1. Another reason to renew the AW ban. This goon probably bought them at a gun show. nt

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slackmaster  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 09:33 AM
Response to Reply #1
15. What the blue **** does the expired "AW" ban have to do with this story?


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Euromutt  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 05:48 AM
Response to Original message
3. Where does it say this guy's a white supremacist?
 I seem to have missed that in the article.


Aside from that, it's the usual sensationalistic bullshit. The guy probably had semi-auto-only variants of assault rifles, not actual assault rifles (which are capable of automatic fire and thus covered under the NFA of 1934); there's no such thing as a "high-powered assault rifle"; three weapons is hardly an "arsenal"; and heaven only knows what the "grenade launcher" actually is (could be a flare gun, given the author's evident lack of knowledge about firearms).

Oh YEAH! Hey, did anyone check...

Meet Loyd Wilson, WHITE SUPREMICIST!
(http://media.nj.com/ledgerupdates_impact/photo/nj-weapons-cache-woodson-arrestjpg-f36c0dca69c3195c_large.jpg)


R>O>F>L>M>F>A>O>!!!!!!!!!11111111111  :rotf: :lmao:

DU. A Reality based community.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: bijou on January 26, 2010, 10:12:14 AM
Brilliant find asdf!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: jukin on January 26, 2010, 10:15:55 AM
GREAT FIND!!

This is why the brain trust at the DUmp should be running the country.

Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 26, 2010, 10:21:11 AM
Hat Tip to CU for this... I stumbled on it in their "Terrorism" forum.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Carl on January 26, 2010, 10:23:39 AM
Tooooooo funny!  :lmao:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: USA4ME on January 26, 2010, 10:35:21 AM
Probably just spends a lot of time at the tanning booth.

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Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: asdf2231 on January 26, 2010, 10:51:52 AM
Probably just spends a lot of time at the tanning booth.

.

Or he didn't wash up after the last cross burnin'...

[youtube=425,350]TJkHykGRXrw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: thundley4 on January 26, 2010, 10:53:29 AM
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slackmaster   (1000+ posts)           Tue Jan-26-10 09:39 AM
Response to Original message
16. A few questions and comments...
   
Edited on Tue Jan-26-10 09:41 AM by slackmaster
1. Neither "an arsenal of high-powered weapons" nor "a map of a U.S. military base" are necessarily illegal to have. Were any of the weapons in violation of any state or federal law?

2. Possession of a bullet-proof vest is not illegal.

3. Possession of an "assault rifle" is not necessarily illegal. Was it a real, selective-fire weapon and not registered as required by the National Firearms Act? Was it in violation of the state of New Jersey's restrictions on "assault weapons"? Or was it just a rifle and not illegal at all?

4. Possession of a police scanner is not illegal.

5. Possession of ammunition is not illegal.

6. Possession of a ME-style headdress is not illegal unless you are in France.

7. Carrying a rifle in your coat is not illegal in a hotel room.

8. I wonder if MichaelHarris actually looked at the linked article before writing his subject line.

9. Was the "grenade launcher" really a restricted weapon, or was it the far more common and perfectly legal 37 mm flare launcher (legal in all 50 states)?

So, I want to know what this guy was arrested for? Being black?

WTF?  Where was the sarcasm tag for that post?
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 10:53:58 AM
He is probably a Muslim convert. Not changing the name to Mujaskyhook Mohammad BlahBlah was a tactic, they consider it undercover I am sure.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 10:56:48 AM
WTF?  Where was the sarcasm tag for that post?

LOL!!! what a maroon. The guy had grenades or something too.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 10:59:12 AM
WTF?  Where was the sarcasm tag for that post?

I certainly hope someone saved that thread.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Specbid on January 26, 2010, 11:07:38 AM
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7. Carrying a rifle in your coat is not illegal in a hotel room.

He was at a CONVENIENCE STORE, wearing an armored vest and carrying an AR...do these DUmmies even read the articles they respond to?
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 26, 2010, 11:10:49 AM
I certainly hope someone saved that thread.

The thread is still there, and this post is priceless:

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X_Digger(1000+ posts)
Tue Jan-26-10 11:57 AM
Response to Original message
42. I'm bookmarking this one..
   
.. you are NEVER gonna live this one down

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 11:15:32 AM
The thread is still there, and this post is priceless:

 :rotf:

I have already sent a link to Charles Henrickson who does most of the DUmmie Funnies these days.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: delilahmused on January 26, 2010, 11:17:56 AM
I have already sent a link to Charles Henrickson who does most of the DUmmie Funnies these days.

Charles is SO funny! If I lived in the same town, I'd become a Lutheran just so I could hear his sermons on Sunday.

Cindie
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: IassaFTots on January 26, 2010, 11:29:35 AM
OMG.  Absofreakinglutely hysterical.  That thread! :rotf:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 26, 2010, 11:47:53 AM
LOL!!! what a maroon. The guy had grenades or something too.

Actually ol' slackmaster hit on a lot of the key holes in this story, other than not quite getting that the guy actually had one of the rifles on him in the C-store, and not knowing the intricacies of NJ's numerous and harsh gun laws.  The guy is in deep doo-doo as far NJ laws are concerned, it isn't clear he has necessarily violated any Federal gun law though. 

I looked at the source story from the post on it in our own LBN (Where I posted a lot of the same issues and some info on NJ gun laws), I don't remember seeing anything about him having grenades.  It only talked about the so-called grenade launcher, which appears to really be a 37mm flare launcher.  Of course the fact that nobody makes 37mm grenades (Just various flares, tear gas shells, baton/beanbag rounds and such) won't keep NJ from charging him with possession of a grenade launcher, as long as it looks more or less like one.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 11:54:57 AM
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won't keep NJ from charging him with possession of a grenade launcher, as long as it looks more or less like one
:rotf:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 26, 2010, 12:15:15 PM
We reallllllllllllyyyyyyy need to start a link to the DUmmie Funnies here! I rarely have time to go anywhere but here on a day to day basis. Hell, I didn't even know Chaz was doing the Funnies!
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Karin on January 26, 2010, 12:18:48 PM
Well, this certainly is a great find!  It's still there, but locked.  Toooo funny!  Had to share with Moonbattery, to maximize the humiliation of the DUmp. 
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 12:27:36 PM
We reallllllllllllyyyyyyy need to start a link to the DUmmie Funnies here! I rarely have time to go anywhere but here on a day to day basis. Hell, I didn't even know Chaz was doing the Funnies!

PJ and Charles both do them, I guess they alternate.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Tucker on January 26, 2010, 12:36:08 PM
Hat Tip to CU for this... I stumbled on it in their "Terrorism" forum.

I read it in the gungeon this morning. MichaelHarris is a gun grabbers who professes to own guns.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 26, 2010, 12:40:55 PM
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_Digger  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 10:07 AM
Response to Reply #16
22. Black man with a gun in NJ..
 Edited on Tue Jan-26-10 10:11 AM by X_Digger
.. where hollow point ammunition is illegal for self-defense (seriously, not making that up).

"N.J.S.A 2C:39-3f(1) limits the possession of hollow nose ammunition. However, there is a general exception
that allows for the purchase of this ammunition but restricts the possession of it to specified locations.
<snip>
1.A member of a rifle or pistol club organized under rules of the National Board for the Promotion of Rifle
Practice and which filed its charter with the State Police;
2.A person engaged in hunting or target practice with a firearm legal for hunting in this State;
3.A person going directly to a target range, and;
4.A person going directly to an authorized place for "practice, match, target, trap or skeet shooting
exhibitions
.""
It would be one hell of a trap or skeet shooting exhibition. Also kinda dangerous, slinging rifle bullets up into the stratosphere. New Jersey must be home to superhuman marksmen. More evidence that firearms regulations are written and passed by legislatures full of morons.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 26, 2010, 12:45:45 PM
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MichaelHarris (1000+ posts)      Tue Jan-26-10 04:50 AM
Original message
White Extremist   "(CNN) -- A man was arrested Monday after police found an arsenal of high-powered weapons and a map of a U.S. military base in his New Jersey hotel, authorities said. Lloyd R. Woodson, 43, was arrested and faces multiple weapons charges"

"During the struggle, officers noticed that Woodson was wearing a bulletproof vest and carrying an assault rifle in his coat.

Officers searched Woodson's hotel room and found another assault rifle, a grenade launcher, a police scanner, another bulletproof vest, a map of a U.S. military base, hundreds of rounds of ammunition and a Middle Eastern-style headdress"

http://www.cnn.com/2010/C.../01/26/new.jersey.weapons....

(http://www.k9yk.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/assclown_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Toastedturningtidelegs on January 26, 2010, 12:48:47 PM
Kudos Asdf! :cheersmate: This is actually better than when The Unappellated Eohippus tried to say that the US Military destroyed The Hanging Gardens of Babylon! :-)
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: lastparker on January 26, 2010, 12:49:27 PM
Hey asdf!

 :bow2:

Excellent find.

ETA:

The OP was framed!

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krispos42   (1000+ posts)        Tue Jan-26-10 12:38 PM
Response to Original message
50. Locking
 The unrelated post title has been drawing frames. This, combined with the hit-and-run nature of the post, makes this an excellent candidate for a lock.

Regards,
Krispos42, DU moderator

 :-)
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 26, 2010, 01:28:18 PM

ETA:

The OP was framed!
 

FRAMED!!!
 :rotf:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: TheSarge on January 26, 2010, 01:33:17 PM
He was at a CONVENIENCE STORE, wearing an armored vest and carrying an AR...do these DUmmies even read the articles they respond to?

That's a self answering question
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: Specbid on January 26, 2010, 07:30:39 PM
That's a self answering question

I don't know why I'm shocked at anything these nitwits say anymore.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arres
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 26, 2010, 09:21:12 PM
FRAMED!!!
 :rotf:

Wait, the OP "framed" himself?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: SilverOrchid on January 26, 2010, 11:14:32 PM
That is freaking awesome!  Those idiots!
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2011, 06:45:07 PM
"Bump" a year after this had been posted, as there seems to be a lot of lurking interest in it.

And by the way, both the "is Patrick Kennedy gay?" poll and the saga of the police photographer Carlos down over there in Florida seem to be rekindling interest too.

Some threads never die.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Chris_ on January 24, 2011, 06:48:32 PM
Some threads never die.

For some reason, that thread about the Bush administration being in the technical 'dark ages' always seems to have a pair of eyes on it.(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/smileys/emot-ninja-1.gif)
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2011, 11:52:41 PM
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Lloyd R. Woodson, 43, was arrested and faces multiple weapons charges
It was hilarious that the DUmbasses figured he was white, since he wasn't named JuJuan, DaQuan, Barack, or D'T'Shizzle, he must be white. DUmmies fail to realize that 43 years ago black people hadn't yet been totally destroyed and self-excluded from society by democrat socialism. They still gave their kids normal American names likd Lloyd 43 years ago, unless they were muslims. Or Kenyans.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: Ballygrl on January 25, 2011, 08:54:58 AM
note from franksolich: this is a year old, and no new comments, but franksolich noticed a lot of lurking primitives were reading it, and so decided to bring it to the forefront.  Carry on.
 
Oh YEAH! Hey, did anyone check...

Meet Loyd Wilson, WHITE SUPREMICIST!
(http://media.nj.com/ledgerupdates_impact/photo/nj-weapons-cache-woodson-arrestjpg-f36c0dca69c3195c_large.jpg)


R>O>F>L>M>F>A>O>!!!!!!!!!11111111111  :rotf: :lmao:

DU. A Reality based community.

WOW! great find!
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: whiffleball on January 25, 2011, 02:56:00 PM
I remember seeing that when it happened.  It was totally hilarious and MichaelHarris kept a real low profile for a long time at the DUmp.

H5 for the memory.
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2011, 05:03:08 PM
Ahhh, now that was some truly, truly Epic Fail.

 :-)
Title: Re: Instant Classic!!!: White Extremist with weapons, map of military base arrested.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 25, 2011, 06:16:53 PM
Ahhh, now that was some truly, truly Epic Fail.

 :-)
Remember how hurt they were when they realized Randi Rhodes was NOT attacked by Blackwater mercenaries personally dispatched by Cheney but only drunk?

I don't think they've ever been so hurt by someone NOT being hurt...except Rep Giffords.