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Title: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2010, 08:14:20 PM
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Oh my.

The things one finds on Sunday evenings.

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Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-24-10 08:22 PM
#05 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE
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Tingly mouth ..... food allergy?

We had for supper:

Shell on shrimp smoked with cherry wood. The shrimp were seasoned with Old Bay.

Totally naked baked sweet potatoes.

Tossed salad with mixed greens, slivered almonds, dried cherries, sliced onion, and clementine wedges. It had a commercial cherry vinaigrette we have used many times.

A very fruit forward French Sauvignon.

What in that menu could account for the tingly, almost numbed mouth I got. Swirling the wine caused the sensation to spread, but that could have been the wine, or just as easily, the tingly agent being spread by the wine.

Any guesses? 15 minutes after dinner the sensation was gone.

Probably the sparkling husband primitive's wife put something in it.

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Blues Heron  (207 posts)      Sun Jan-24-10 08:35 PM
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1. Could it be the celery seed in the Old Bay?

Could it be something the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it?

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elleng  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-24-10 08:52 PM
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2. Something like this?

Mango peel contains urushiol, the chemical in poison ivy and poison sumac that can cause urushiol-induced contact dermatitis in susceptible people. Cross-reactions between mango contact allergens and urushiol have been observed. Those with a history of poison ivy or poison oak may be most at risk for such an allergic reaction. Urushiol is also present in mango leaves and vines. During mango's primary season, it is the most common source of plant dermatitis in Hawaii.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mango

Something like what the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it?

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-24-10 08:59 PM
#09 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2009; THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
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3. My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously

If you feel any swelling at all, get to an emergency room. If this is the beginning of a food allergy, it can be a serious one.

Then again, maybe somebody had hidden a bag of coke in part of your food and it leaked during transit. 15 minutes is about right for cocaine.

Who knows?

Just be aware that you can be allergic to anything at any time.

Especially allergic to something the sparkling husband primitive's wife put in it.

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Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 24, 2010, 08:21:39 PM
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A very fruit forward French Sauvignon.
The DUmp is loaded with forward fruits, though a lot of them disappeared during the recent queer purge.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 24, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
Warpy's advice:  
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3. My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously


Stinky should always approach his nuts cautiously.  

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 24, 2010, 08:36:26 PM
alcohol and hard drugs sometimes mix badly
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Mike220 on January 24, 2010, 08:53:34 PM
I wonder if this is the same affliction that gave Sissy Matthews his tingly legs.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 24, 2010, 08:55:21 PM
Pffft. Tingly mouth means herpes.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: BEG on January 24, 2010, 08:56:29 PM
Could be a TIA.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 24, 2010, 08:59:29 PM
Tia? The one on the left?

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Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 24, 2010, 08:59:48 PM
Could be a TIA.

Thanks in advance?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 24, 2010, 09:00:33 PM
Warpy's advice:  

Stinky should always approach his nuts cautiously.  

 :cheersmate:

 :rotf:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: kenth on January 24, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
The things some dummies will dream up just to show off in front of the other primitives. Poor cheetos eating slobs, having to drool over the disgusting clown's vast spread.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 24, 2010, 09:06:23 PM
Gingavitis?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: franksolich on January 24, 2010, 09:07:26 PM
The things some dummies will dream up just to show off in front of the other primitives. Poor cheetos eating slobs, having to drool over the disgusting clown's vast spread.

As I'm sure our esteemed colleague GOBUCKS would remind us, if GOBUCKS was here, the real purpose of the sparkling husband primitive's campfire was to show off to the primitives, how well the mafiosi dine; boasting, nothing more.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: USA4ME on January 24, 2010, 09:58:24 PM
Quote from:
Warpy

My advice would be to approach your next shrimp or nuts cautiously

Shouldn't that thread get moved to the GLBT Forum?

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Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2010, 06:20:56 AM
Cherry wood has arsenic in it....his wife needs to "smoke" the food longer.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 07:17:12 AM
Probably the Old Bay. Use a little less if you can't handle it.

Oh, and STEAM the shrimp...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: zeitgeist on January 25, 2010, 08:57:06 AM
Probably the Old Bay. Use a little less if you can't handle it.

Oh, and STEAM the shrimp...

What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2010, 09:51:41 AM
What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?
Old Bay is a commercially prepared seasoning available in most grocery stores. Pretty good, actually.
But as coach pointed out, the "tingly mouth" lie had nothing to do with the real purpose of the DUmmy's post.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Karin on January 25, 2010, 10:01:43 AM
Old Bay is a seasoning used for shellfish.  Strong on the paprika and cayenne.  

This was so funny, seeing as how Frank has suspected that Sparkly is dosing Stinky's food and wine with something mysterious.  Next we'll hear from the clown saying he has a strange numbness in his feet, spots before his eyes, deep itching in his ears.  
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: BadCat on January 25, 2010, 10:09:01 AM
I think he's got gonorrhea of the mouth.  Sparkly has probably been hanging too far off the stage during her pole dances.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2010, 10:09:44 AM
Next we'll hear from the clown saying he has a ....deep itching in his ears.
Give him some of Jeanette's ointment.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: crockspot on January 25, 2010, 10:20:02 AM
I happen to have some Old Bay, the ingredients are: Celery Salt (salt, celery seed), Spices (Including red pepper and black pepper), and paprika.

This is just Stinky not passing up an opportunity to show off his high falootin' taste in food.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on January 25, 2010, 10:52:19 AM
Cherry wood has arsenic in it....his wife needs to "smoke" the food longer.

Dunno about that, arsenic is a metallic element and not a super-abundant one, unless it was grown in arsenic-ore-bearing soil that seems kind of unlikely.  I have heard wild cherry bark contains small amounts of cyanide (which basically is nothing but hydrogen, nitrogen, and carbon) not sure if there is any truth to it but it does keep me from picking wild cherry branches for hot dog roasting.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2010, 10:54:18 AM
What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum"  they use to use at the barbershop?

"Bay Rum"... :rotf:...that's what the local drunks used to drink....back in the days before being an al-key could get you on SSDI.

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 25, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Dunno about that, arsenic is a metallic element and not a super-abundant one, unless it was grown in arsenic-ore-bearing soil that seems kind of unlikely.  I have heard wild cherry bark contains small amounts of cyanide (which basically is nothing but hydrogen, nitrogen, and carbon) not sure if there is any truth to it but it does keep me from picking wild cherry branches for hot dog roasting.

Oooops....right thought, wrong poison.

The wilted leaves from Wild Cherry, if eaten, will kill live stock. Every farmer I ever cleared land for wanted to make sure I buried the wild cherry trees deep in a pile. Or they would cut the cows/etc. off from that area for awhile.

Maybe it's poke-salad that has arsenic in it?....I don't eat greens so I'm not gonna bother to look it up.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: delilahmused on January 25, 2010, 11:07:19 AM
So in reality he shared a can of shrimp with the cat and washed it down with a bottle of Boone's Farm Wild Cherry?

Cindie
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 11:59:17 AM
What the heck is "Old Bay"  anything like "Bay Rum" they use to use at the barbershop?



Old Bay is a brand name of Chesapeake Bay area seasoning, mostly known for steaming crabs. Around here, Baltimore area, people use it on just about all seafood/shellfish. Other names include J.O. (the best IMHO) and Wye River, but lots of companies make it. Try it sometime, but go slow at first. Excellent on popcorn. :drool:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 25, 2010, 12:21:08 PM
So in reality he shared a can of shrimp with the cat and washed it down with a bottle of Boone's Farm Wild Cherry?

Cindie

Yes, he passed out and the cat was licking his tongue; thus the tingly feeling
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
I happen to have some Old Bay, the ingredients are: Celery Salt (salt, celery seed), Spices (Including red pepper and black pepper), and paprika.

This is just Stinky not passing up an opportunity to show off his high falootin' taste in food.

You want to have the best Bloody Mary? Coat the rim of your glass with the Old Bay...you won't regret it.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 12:43:14 PM

On man...Old Bay wings, Old Bay potato chips, Rockfish, crab cakes...our politics might suck, but we have great food...
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2010, 12:50:07 PM
It's okay, I'm teaching the folks up here the finer points on spices.  Poor bastards up here in NH only have three--salt, pepper, and ketchup.  I even run into old-timers who still use ONLY vinegar on their lobsters.

But I think teaching these people about Mexican food is a lost cause. 
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 01:13:23 PM
It's okay, I'm teaching the folks up here the finer points on spices.  Poor bastards up here in NH only have three--salt, pepper, and ketchup.  I even run into old-timers who still use ONLY vinegar on their lobsters.

But I think teaching these people about Mexican food is a lost cause. 

Vinegar on lobsters...some folks down here put vinegar on their french fries. Not bad.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: crockspot on January 25, 2010, 01:19:23 PM

But I think teaching these people about Mexican food is a lost cause. 

Not enough Mexicans around, so the only Mexican food you can find is bad, and expensive. Dollar General has recently started selling masa harina though, so I can make my own tortillas at least.

That is probably one of the things I miss most about California... a cheap taqueria on every corner, manned by real Mexicans, with a line around the block, where two bucks can buy you a burrito the size of a freakin' baby.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 25, 2010, 01:23:47 PM
Not enough Mexicans around
What???!!?? Where are you? Acapulco?
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2010, 01:32:22 PM
Vinegar on lobsters...some folks down here put vinegar on their french fries. Not bad.

I've done that once in a while too--malt vinegar on fish is good.  Then again, I get strange looks when I make "fry sauce" for my fries.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 25, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
What???!!?? Where are you? Acapulco?

I think we might have one around here.  ONE.  I'll spare you the horror stories of my attempts at eating so-called Mexican cuisine at local chains like Margarita's and Ixtapa.

Hell, we don't even have any illegals sitting in front of Home Depot or Lowe's, unless you count a couple of Canadians offering to shovel off your roof.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Specbid on January 25, 2010, 01:47:27 PM
I've done that once in a while too--malt vinegar on fish is good.  Then again, I get strange looks when I make "fry sauce" for my fries.

Old Bay works on fries also...I guess it works on just about everything. I use to work a crab feast every year for a friend's company. One of his employees had to wash the Old Bay off his crabs because of some allergy or something. Every year I'd watch him and wonder "what's the point of living." He'd just laugh.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: tuolumnejim on January 25, 2010, 02:12:49 PM
I thought it was going to be a dirty old joke I knew when I was kid. I'll give you the basics of it:

If you don't tell anyone I've got a dentine d***, I won't tell anyone you've got the freshest breath in town.  :lmao:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 25, 2010, 02:55:24 PM
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sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth

Uh, hey Sparkly, maybe you want to stop eatin' the Kittie Rocha outa the cat's litter box!
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 25, 2010, 02:59:17 PM
Not enough Mexicans around, so the only Mexican food you can find is bad, and expensive. Dollar General has recently started selling masa harina though, so I can make my own tortillas at least.

That is probably one of the things I miss most about California... a cheap taqueria on every corner, manned by real Mexicans, with a line around the block, where two bucks can buy you a burrito the size of a freakin' baby.


Our local grocery store makes homemade tortillas daily and they are good.  But then again, this is Texico.  There's another place in town that makes the best homemade tortilla chips for chips and salsa or nachos that they sell in the grocery store.  They are at times sold out so I always buy three or four bags at a time since we eat a lot of chips and salsa in this house. 

  http://www.el-milagro.com/products_1.html
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: zeitgeist on January 26, 2010, 07:19:04 AM
It's okay, I'm teaching the folks up here the finer points on spices.  Poor bastards up here in NH only have three--salt, pepper, and ketchup.  I even run into old-timers who still use ONLY vinegar on their lobsters.

But I think teaching these people about Mexican food is a lost cause. 

There is great virtue to be learned in moderation little weed hopper. :-)  If I feel the need to mortify the body to purify the soul I won't be doing it by cauterizing my bowels from the inside out.   :whatever:

Overseasoning is probably as bad as not seasoning at all.   On the topic of tacos from native hands in native lands ( in my case PR) I am here to tell you that Montezuma revenge can be all too real and deadly.  Enough spice and you can't even feel ya tongue let alone taste bad meat. 

I do not eat crab or langusta, not enough spices in the world to get it past my gag reflex but I will go toe to toe with anyone eating shrimp, lobster, scallops or clams.



Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 26, 2010, 09:11:13 AM
(sigh)...apparently, you've yet to learn that good Mexican food isn't necessarily HOT, but does have good flavor, which requires SPICES.

I like a good kick, but I'm not one of those assholes who have to sit on the can an hour later screaming, "COME ON ICE CREAM!!!!"

And oh yea--when you go to Margarita's for an enchilada plate, it helps if the cheese ISN'T Velveeta, and it helps even more if you don't use flour tortillas, and the real kicker is putting SAUCE on the enchiladas.  Oh, and finally, when one orders a chimi, it should never, ever, EVER come out with brown gravy on it, and the chile relleno should not be served on the same plate it was welded to in the microwave.  These are all experiences I've had in New Hampshire.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: kenth on January 26, 2010, 09:27:02 AM

And oh yea--when you go to Margarita's for an enchilada plate, it helps if the cheese ISN'T Velveeta, and it helps even more if you don't use flour tortillas, and the real kicker is putting SAUCE on the enchiladas.  Oh, and finally, when one orders a chimi, it should never, ever, EVER come out with brown gravy on it, and the chile relleno should not be served on the same plate it was welded to in the microwave.  These are all experiences I've had in New Hampshire.

Velveeta? That's a crime against nature.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 26, 2010, 11:22:47 AM
(sigh)...apparently, you've yet to learn that good Mexican food isn't necessarily HOT, but does have good flavor, which requires SPICES.

I like a good kick, but I'm not one of those assholes who have to sit on the can an hour later screaming, "COME ON ICE CREAM!!!!"

And oh yea--when you go to Margarita's for an enchilada plate, it helps if the cheese ISN'T Velveeta, and it helps even more if you don't use flour tortillas, and the real kicker is putting SAUCE on the enchiladas.  Oh, and finally, when one orders a chimi, it should never, ever, EVER come out with brown gravy on it, and the chile relleno should not be served on the same plate it was welded to in the microwave.  These are all experiences I've had in New Hampshire.

I think I may have to cry for the poor deprived people of New Hampshire  :bawl:

I swear, one of the best things about living in California is food.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: zeitgeist on January 26, 2010, 11:26:18 AM
(sigh)...apparently, you've yet to learn that good Mexican food isn't necessarily HOT, but does have good flavor, which requires SPICES.

I like a good kick, but I'm not one of those assholes who have to sit on the can an hour later screaming, "COME ON ICE CREAM!!!!"

And oh yea--when you go to Margarita's for an enchilada plate, it helps if the cheese ISN'T Velveeta, and it helps even more if you don't use flour tortillas, and the real kicker is putting SAUCE on the enchiladas.  Oh, and finally, when one orders a chimi, it should never, ever, EVER come out with brown gravy on it, and the chile relleno should not be served on the same plate it was welded to in the microwave.  These are all experiences I've had in New Hampshire.

Mexican "brown sauce"?   Scary thoughts run through my mind :yum: Good Mexican food on the seacoast is probably as rare as 'fresh' seafood is in the midwest.  Every now and then I hear of such a place but it usually turns out to be an urban legend. :(  Kind of like trying to find real BBQ around here, ain't goin ta happen. ( although you can find better BBQ than Mexican / Texican. IMHO)

Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 26, 2010, 06:29:24 PM
I think I may have to cry for the poor deprived people of New Hampshire  :bawl:

I swear, one of the best things about living in California is food.   :cheersmate:

You're close to SF...head over to Brandy Ho's, give the menu to the person at the counter, and go, "Yes."

Then someone down in San Diego can lay in a supply of carne asada burritos from Santana's for me.
Title: Re: sparkling husband primitive has tingly mouth
Post by: NHSparky on January 26, 2010, 06:31:51 PM
Mexican "brown sauce"?   Scary thoughts run through my mind :yum: Good Mexican food on the seacoast is probably as rare as 'fresh' seafood is in the midwest.  Every now and then I hear of such a place but it usually turns out to be an urban legend. :(  Kind of like trying to find real BBQ around here, ain't goin ta happen. ( although you can find better BBQ than Mexican / Texican. IMHO)



Brown sauce, aka "gravy from a jar".  I kid you not.

Which is the primary reason I make my own BBQ, Mexican food, etc.  Ever gone into a store here and asked for baby back ribs?  Priceless.  I also went to Market Basket a while back and bought a couple of jalapenos.  The cashier literally asked me (and I quote), "What are these?"