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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: miskie on January 24, 2010, 10:13:18 AM

Title: Sunday morning Haiku anyone?
Post by: miskie on January 24, 2010, 10:13:18 AM
Inspired by this Du thread (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7558872)

I didnt bring any examples over, but I figured we could slap together some Haiku scribblings of our own..  :-)

January, Twenty-Ten.
"Teabaggers" Revenge.
Open Wide, Keith Olbermann.

Massachusetts elects Brown.
'Camelot' is gone.
Sucks to be you, Primitives.

Obama magic is gone.
Market drops except....
Procter & Gamble's Gillette.

When will you Liberals learn ?
You may win battles,
But you'll never win the war.
Title: Re: Sunday morning Haiku anyone?
Post by: bijou on January 24, 2010, 10:22:26 AM
Haiku, a poetic form
Dear Lord please don't let
Cal Peggy get in on the act
Title: Re: Sunday morning Haiku anyone?
Post by: miskie on January 24, 2010, 10:31:40 AM
I just realized I did those backwards, as 7-5-7 not 5-7-5..

Oh well, here are a few more -- I can do this all day long, BTW..  :-)

The One Sane Branch Left -
United States Supreme Court
Has Exploded Heads.

Democrats Unite !
Must Overturn The Supremes !
Call The Justice League !

Massachusetts Race.
Has Left Us All Bewidered.
We Blame Bush For This.

We Are All Scott Brown.
As Is Barack Obama,
And Deval Patrick.

Enraging D.U.
I Can Do This All Day Long.
Libs Make it Easy.
Title: Re: Sunday morning Haiku anyone?
Post by: bijou on January 24, 2010, 10:43:27 AM
I just realized I did those backwards, as 7-5-7 not 5-7-5..

Oh well, here are a few more -- I can do this all day long, BTW..  :-)

The One Sane Branch Left -
United States Supreme Court
Has Exploded Heads.

Democrats Unite !
Must Overturn The Supremes !
Call The Justice League !

Massachusetts Race.
Has Left Us All Bewidered.
We Blame Bush For This.

We Are All Scott Brown.
As Is Barack Obama,
And Deval Patrick.

Enraging D.U.
I Can Do This All Day Long.
Libs Make it Easy.
Grrr I just copied your model, now I have to change mine.

Haiku, poetry
Lord, please don't let Cal Peggy
get in on the act
Title: Re: Sunday morning Haiku anyone?
Post by: miskie on January 24, 2010, 10:47:52 AM
Grrr I just copied your model, now I have to change mine.

Haiku, poetry
Lord, please don't let Cal Peggy
get in on the act


I knew the right way to do this as well, but I let the OP at DU influence me with its 5:3:5 attempt - I BLAME DU !!!!!!   :-)