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Title: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:17:03 PM
and just start driving..... how far should we go and who shall we meet on the way?  :popcorn:


Best gal pal is BEG.  :p
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Oceander on January 17, 2010, 09:18:26 PM
Just to go off-topic for a mo, and recalling a certain thread from a little while back:  Are those your legs in your avvie?
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:19:50 PM
Just to go off-topic for a mo, and recalling a certain thread from a little while back:  Are those your legs in your avvie?

Would it alter your opinion of me?  :evillaugh:

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:23:24 PM
oh my.... I have huge calf muscles.  :p
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 17, 2010, 09:23:26 PM
A slow boat trip down the Mississippi would be cool.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:24:57 PM
A slow boat trip down the Mississippi would be cool.

In a car on a boat... in a box with a fox? Oh wait, there are two foxes.  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:26:09 PM
*jumping up and down.... right here BEG, right here*  :hyper:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 17, 2010, 09:29:42 PM
You should absolutely drive up to the Bay Area and we'll have a girls night out with drinks  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:32:30 PM
You should absolutely drive up to the Bay Area and we'll have a girls night out with drinks  :cheersmate:

We'd have to realign our start point I'm thinking. It's really too bad, up until 3 years ago I was in SF every year for a confererence. Just think how much trouble we could have gotten into... Heavens, I bet you weren't even legal back then, I bet I could have gotten into a LOT of trouble.  :lmao:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Oceander on January 17, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
Would it alter your opinion of me?  :evillaugh:

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)

Two good things: (a) my wife doesn't read conservative fora online, and (b) I know the difference between looking and touching.  You have beautiful legs.  With those gams, you will go as far as you wish, and meet whomever you wish.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:34:17 PM
Two good things: (a) my wife doesn't read conservative fora online, and (b) I know the difference between looking and touching.  You have beautiful legs.

The camera was kind to me that day. You, sir, are a good man.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 17, 2010, 09:40:14 PM
We'd have to realign our start point I'm thinking. It's really too bad, up until 3 years ago I was in SF every year for a confererence. Just think how much trouble we could have gotten into... Heavens, I bet you weren't even legal back then, I bet I could have gotten into a LOT of trouble.  :lmao:

I was just legal (to drink) 3 years ago.   You could have corrupted me  :evillaugh:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 09:43:21 PM
I was just legal (to drink) 3 years ago.   You could have corrupted me  :evillaugh:

You must have been about 15 years old when you started hanging around on these messageboards. So glad to have you on our side. I would have been responsible with you.... my shenanigans are only that.... shenanigans.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Airwolf on January 17, 2010, 10:23:16 PM
I know of a place close by to BEGS relatives too.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2010, 10:26:43 PM
Here I am.....here I am. I was talking to K, he did just get back from China don't cha know.  
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 10:27:51 PM
Here I am.....here I am. I was talking to K, here did just get back from China don't cha know. 

Does he talk like a china man "Ah So"?
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2010, 10:37:47 PM
Does he talk like a china man "Ah So"?

Racist :p
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 17, 2010, 10:40:34 PM
Ask K if he saw anyone who looked like this....  :p

(http://www.jokesrealm.com/sites/default/files/images/f_orrym_1e1a252.jpg)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 17, 2010, 10:57:21 PM
Here I am.....here I am. I was talking to K, he did just get back from China don't cha know.  

Did you get around to mentioning the water heater yet? or are you still buttering him up?

That is a very bad visual, dang it
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: crockspot on January 18, 2010, 11:08:20 AM
Drive east. Should get you here in a day and a half.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 18, 2010, 11:18:05 AM
Drive east. Should get you here in a day and a half.

Driving along the same latitude as MN isn't ideal for January. I-35 South from the Twin Cities is really the only solution.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: NHSparky on January 18, 2010, 11:20:06 AM
Even with the southern detour, you two should be here by Wednesday.  I know a great place for prime rib...
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 18, 2010, 11:22:40 AM
Driving along the same latitude as MN isn't ideal for January. I-35 South from the Twin Cities is really the only solution.

I-35 was closed a few weeks ago south of the Twin-Cities.  I think it is better now, though.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: bkg on January 18, 2010, 12:15:34 PM
one would think... that since I'm only a few miles away... that you'd at least drive by and throw a snowball or two...  :-)

I35 is amongst the most boring roads I've ever been on... right behind I80 through Nebraska... Get to drive both next week. UGH!
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Wineslob on January 18, 2010, 01:23:57 PM
I've got a razor and Burma-Shave............................................... :naughty:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Randy on January 18, 2010, 01:57:59 PM
one would think... that since I'm only a few miles away... that you'd at least drive by and throw a snowball or two...  :-)

I35 is amongst the most boring roads I've ever been on... right behind I80 through Nebraska... Get to drive both next week. UGH!

Take I-10 across the Florida panhandle for great excitement. Miles and miles and miles and miles of endless tree farms. You actually look forward to curves so the angle of the trees change a bit.


ETA: I-95 is just a short 1.5 miles west of me. SR 528 AKA the Beachline, which someone drove to the beach on when she was here last year is less than a half mile north of me too.  Just FYI :-)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: DixieBelle on January 18, 2010, 01:59:50 PM
Ask K if he saw anyone who looked like this....  :p

(http://www.jokesrealm.com/sites/default/files/images/f_orrym_1e1a252.jpg)

OMG!! :rofl:

I'm so using that at work.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: DixieBelle on January 18, 2010, 02:00:33 PM
You better just start on the east coast, pick me up and make a big ole road trip out of it!
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2010, 02:03:14 PM
Take I-10 across the Florida panhandle for great excitement. Miles and miles and miles and miles of endless tree farms. You actually look forward to curves so the angle of the trees change a bit.

ET

Doesn't much change through Alabama, and Mississippi either.  ugh.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Randy on January 18, 2010, 02:27:45 PM
Doesn't much change through Alabama, and Mississippi either.  ugh.

Hey at least you get to play in the Mobile Bay Tunnel  :lmao:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: YupItsMe on January 18, 2010, 02:35:34 PM
Drive east. Should get you here in a day and a half.


I'll second that. 
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: debk on January 18, 2010, 04:00:23 PM
Hey at least you get to play in the Mobile Bay Tunnel  :lmao:


If you stop at the Floribama bar....it won't bother you how boring the ride is to Mobile...you won't remember it....

just sayin'..... :uhsure:

Drive I-40 west of Nashville to St Louis.... :yawn: or St Louis to Kansas City... :yawn: :yawn:

I'm at the I-40/I-75 junction.  :-)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Odin's Hand on January 18, 2010, 04:18:56 PM

I35 is amongst the most boring roads I've ever been on... right behind I80 through Nebraska... Get to drive both next week. UGH!

If you can think of a better way to get them back to the Metroplex, and through OKC  :naughty:, we're all ears.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 18, 2010, 05:48:28 PM
So many people to see, so little PTO.

Wineslob, your short and sweet post cracked me up.... so naughty!
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Texacon on January 18, 2010, 05:58:45 PM

If you stop at the Floribama bar....it won't bother you how boring the ride is to Mobile...you won't remember it....

just sayin'..... :uhsure:

Drive I-40 west of Nashville to St Louis.... :yawn: or St Louis to Kansas City... :yawn: :yawn:

I'm at the I-40/I-75 junction.  :-)

Deb ..... you been drinking?  I-40 doesn't go to St. Louis. 

KC
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: BEG on January 18, 2010, 06:00:48 PM
So many people to see, so little PTO.

Wineslob, your short and sweet post cracked me up.... so naughty!

I think we should just stay at your house and make them all come to us. We could schedule time slots in half hour increments.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: debk on January 18, 2010, 06:19:50 PM
Deb ..... you been drinking?  I-40 doesn't go to St. Louis. 

KC


I know...not drinking....just not completely thinking.

When I came back from Omaha last month....it just took forevvvvverrrrrrrrr to get from Kansas City to Nashville.

I just followed the signs.  :thatsright:

West out of Nashville to Memphis on 1-40 is boring as hell too.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:29:21 PM
West out of Nashville to Memphis on 1-40 is boring as hell too.

I did that once or twice.  I saw mostly swampland.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: DixieBelle on January 18, 2010, 06:45:46 PM
I did that once or twice.  I saw mostly swampland.
Very boring!!! Try driving all the way from D.C. to Memphis. Or Oklahoma. I hate Arkansas.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Chris on January 18, 2010, 06:48:06 PM
Very boring!!! Try driving all the way from D.C. to Memphis. Or Oklahoma. I hate Arkansas.

I don't get out much... I've made that drive from Nashville to Raleigh more times than I care to think about it.  I need to try something different next time, but I also need to visit my aunt and my father.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 18, 2010, 07:31:37 PM
You better just start on the east coast, pick me up and make a big ole road trip out of it!

After y'all pick up the midget, just head a few more hours south and pick me up in coastal NC
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Oceander on January 18, 2010, 11:46:04 PM
Would it alter your opinion of me?  :evillaugh:

(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1599/akdr1006.jpg)

What happened to that awfully cute pic?
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Lacarnut on January 18, 2010, 11:57:54 PM
Hey at least you get to play in the Mobile Bay Tunnel  :lmao:

Driving thru that sucker on an early Sunday am at 70mph in my sports car is fun. Then 100 on the bridge on my way to Orange Beach.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: DixieBelle on January 19, 2010, 07:50:22 AM
After y'all pick up the midget, just head a few more hours south and pick me up in coastal NC
:rofl:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Wineslob on January 19, 2010, 10:16:20 AM
So many people to see, so little PTO.

Wineslob, your short and sweet post cracked me up.... so naughty!

I aim to please.   :-)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Wineslob on January 19, 2010, 10:18:29 AM
I think we should just stay at your house and make them all come to us. We could schedule time slots in half hour increments.

I'm gonna have to get more Burma-Shave...............
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 19, 2010, 12:19:58 PM
:rofl:

I was wondering if you'd catch that  :-)
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Eupher on January 19, 2010, 04:51:27 PM

I know...not drinking....just not completely thinking.

When I came back from Omaha last month....it just took forevvvvverrrrrrrrr to get from Kansas City to Nashville.

I just followed the signs.  :thatsright:

West out of Nashville to Memphis on 1-40 is boring as hell too.

Whoa, wait a minute there! Everybody knows that Jackson, TN, home of Carl Perkins and Casey Jones, is the de facto "pit stop" for those traveling Nashville-Memphis. It's about halfway and therefore good for a tinkle stop.

Crossing the Tennessee River ain't bad. Lots to see in that area if you like trees and snaggle-toothed folk.   :lmao:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: DixieBelle on January 19, 2010, 05:44:55 PM
^you talkin bout my kin!!!! :rofl:
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: Airwolf on January 19, 2010, 10:56:56 PM
Try driving between Anchorage and Fairbanks at 45 MPH in Jan and see how much fun that is. The scenery didn't matter after the first 100 miles and the last 100.
Title: Re: So if a girl and her best gal were to hop in a car in MN
Post by: dutch508 on January 20, 2010, 04:47:20 PM
and just start driving..... how far should we go and who shall we meet on the way?  :popcorn:


Best gal pal is BEG.  :p

How did I miss this thread?

Colorado Springs is lovely this time of year.