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Title: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: Attero Dominatus on March 08, 2008, 06:21:37 PM
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Cyrano  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Mar-08-08 06:15 PM
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A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
And 100% of DU is bullshit.
   
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Edited on Sat Mar-08-08 07:01 PM by Cyrano
Whether the topic is Hillary, Obama, Bush, Cheney, Nader, Chris Matthews, flag lapel pins, Maureen Dowd's columns, cable or network news, "who is ahead?" polls, or any of a million other topics, virtually everything we see, read, or hear, is approximately 99% bullshit.

Every one of us views the world from our own perspective. And since no two perspectives are exactly the same, that tends to put us in the land of "The Blind Men And The Elephant." (A poem you can Google if you care to.)

Having said this, there is one fact that is not bullshit. The numbers of people, Americans, Iraqis and others who have been killed in an insane war. Those numbers are facts. And those responsible for them must someday be held accountable.

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You fantasizing about impeachment again?  :whatever:

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jhuth  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Mar-08-08 06:20 PM
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1. That's the best, most patriotic little post I've seen all day.
   
Thank you.

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:whatever:

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ConcernedCanuk  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Mar-08-08 06:26 PM
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3. Does that include this thread?
   
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just askin'
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Yep.
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: franksolich on March 08, 2008, 06:30:25 PM
Hot damn.

I'm in 100% agreement with Oscar Wilde.

Ninety-nine percent of everything is bull excrement.

That of course includes what the primitives allege on Skins's island, 99% of it.
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: Carl on March 08, 2008, 06:34:35 PM
Hot damn.

I'm in 100% agreement with Oscar Wilde.

Ninety-nine percent of everything is bull excrement.

That of course includes what the primitives allege on Skins's island, 99% of it.

And the 1% they are right about is purely by accident. :-)
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: PatriotGame on March 08, 2008, 06:50:20 PM
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Cyrano  (1000+ posts) Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sat Mar-08-08 06:15 PM
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A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.

And everything you post is included in that 99%.
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on March 09, 2008, 10:34:32 AM
Hot damn.

I'm in 100% agreement with Oscar Wilde.

Ninety-nine percent of everything is bull excrement.

That of course includes what the primitives allege on Skins's island, 99% of it.

And the 1% they are right about is purely by accident. :-)

Carl, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every so often . . .  :loser:
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: Lord Undies on March 09, 2008, 12:41:11 PM
Does this mean they are admitting Al Gore is full of shit?
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: Chris_ on March 09, 2008, 12:47:33 PM
Quote from: this farking fool
Having said this, there is one fact that is not bullshit. The numbers of people, Americans, Iraqis and others who have been killed in an insane war. Those numbers are facts. And those responsible for them must someday be held accountable.
Um, since your "facts" are estimates and vary to a DEGREE of 10-fold, I wouldn't call them "facts."  Here is another statistic: 97.3% of all cited facts and statistics are pulled of the poster's ass.  The other  2.7% are reserved for scientifically peer-reviewed and independently checked data.

Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: Airwolf on March 09, 2008, 08:06:01 PM
Hot damn.

I'm in 100% agreement with Oscar Wilde.

Ninety-nine percent of everything is bull excrement.

That of course includes what the primitives allege on Skins's island, 99% of it.

Well you might know this old saying Frank.

"Shit floats to the top"


and as we all know DU is full of it
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: LadyLiberty on March 09, 2008, 08:54:55 PM
Does this mean they are admitting Al Gore is full of shit?

 :lmao:

This is just another gloom and doom DUmmie.

Maybe if they left the Island, they'd discover that not 99% of everything is bullshit, just 99% of what they are being told at the DUmp is.
Title: Re: A universal truth: Almost 99% of everything is bullshit.
Post by: jukin on March 09, 2008, 11:05:03 PM
Listen carefully little marxists, "What I'm telling you is bullshit."