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Title: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2010, 02:09:17 PM
DUmmy Pam Dawson spins a bouncy about her cat dying, which is sort of strange until you scroll down to the photos, and realize the cat is not the purpose of the post.
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-16-10 01:05 PM
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RIP Spooky. My devil cat passed away
My daughter gave me this cat for my birthday about 3 years ago. I had always wanted one, but my step M-I-L is allergic so we never thought about getting a cat. One year for my birthday, my daughter called them and discussed this issue and then found this little black kitty and gave him to me for my birthday. He was funny and very independent. Mostly he didn't want any human contact. He was a bit wild.

In November, he peed on my bed, we thought he was just being mean. Someone on here suggested he might have a kidney infection so we bought him some yogurt. That seemed to do the trick and we let him back in the house. We noticed a couple of times this last week he was peeing in the tub and not the litter box right beside the tub in the basement but oh well, it was the tub and no one used the on in the basement so we were not that worried.

Last night he puked all over the kitchen so I made him a really nice bed of old towels and had him in the basement. This morning I was going to take him to our saturday vet and went to get him and he was asleep on the bed of towels. Asleep for good.
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/DUmmies/spookyownsaglock.jpg)
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/DUmmies/spookyownsacoachpurse.jpg)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9212932
This is a hilarious post, as long as you understand the cat story is just a bouncy created to let the DUmp guttersnipes know that the Dawson household can afford a Glock, a shortwave radio hobby, and a fake Coach purse. Eat your hearts out, deadbeats!


Once again, her only comments come from a tiny handful of anonymous, faceless, worthless members of the DUmp mob, and the CalPig, who shares her experience of being eviscerated by TLB:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jan-16-10 02:03 PM
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5. Safe passage to your sweet Spooky...
What a cute boy...

I know your heart is breaking...
Remember the good times; that will help you survive your loss now...
I'm so sorry, my dear greenbriar...

Pam may be getting back on her game! She isn't going to allow upstarts like Straight Story and Writer to run away in the DUmmy standings. This post, and her bouncy about Holli's scholarship, are reminiscent of the good old days, even though she is still undergoing chemo.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 16, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
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I had always wanted one, but my step M-I-L is allergic so we never thought about getting a cat.

WTF?  You didn't want to get a cat because of your step mother-in-law?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Specbid on January 16, 2010, 02:29:21 PM
WTF?  You didn't want to get a cat because of your step mother-in-law?

WTF is a step m-i-l? And who leaves their pistol out like that for the cat to play around? Plaxico Buress, maybe...
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 16, 2010, 02:39:36 PM
I heard she was rejected from the Burress-Arenas-Harrison Celebrity Gun Club.

If its even true, then its sad. If its not true its sadder.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 16, 2010, 02:59:45 PM
WTF is a step m-i-l? And who leaves their pistol out like that for the cat to play around? Plaxico Buress, maybe...
Or highly trained ATF agents going to speak to school kids.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2010, 03:09:30 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Ree on January 16, 2010, 03:23:34 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 
Get some Old English Pammie
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 16, 2010, 03:30:35 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 

Sidewalk shopping on trash day
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Randy on January 16, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 

My thought was, Hey I've got that same dining room table.  :lmao:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2010, 03:53:32 PM
My thought was, Hey I've got that same dining room table.  :lmao:

If yours in the same condition?   :uhsure:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: BEG on January 16, 2010, 03:54:57 PM
Get some Old English Pammie

Did you check out the windowsill right next to the power strip?  :puke:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Randy on January 16, 2010, 04:05:10 PM
If yours in the same condition?   :uhsure:

Of course not, we aren't DUmmies around here. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: kenth on January 16, 2010, 04:07:18 PM
Dead cat, handgun... not so subtle warning to those other chumps to back off. Pammie is tops, and they better learn their place in the dump hierarchy.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Randy on January 16, 2010, 04:11:06 PM
Dead cat, handgun... not so subtle warning to those other chumps to back off. Pammie is tops, and they better learn their place in the dump hierarchy.

She's liable to be shunned even harder by the DUmp wusses. You know how they feel all yickey about guns and all.  :mental:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2010, 04:22:45 PM
The Dawsons obviously spend their money on cruises, pistols, and knockoff purses - not real estate. Casa Dawson hasn't been updated since the first Nixon administration. Kind of worrisome to learn that Mark is a bald, violent, ARMED drunk. No wonder Hollie got outta Dodge. Let's hope Pam watches her step, and doesn't ask for it again.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: kenth on January 16, 2010, 04:31:18 PM
Did you check out the windowsill right next to the power strip?  :puke:

Looks like someone tried to break OUT.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: chitownchica on January 16, 2010, 04:37:55 PM
She thought the cat had a kidney infection and gave him yogurt to treat it. 

Poor kitty - had to suffer because greenbriar is retarded.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: DefiantSix on January 16, 2010, 04:42:11 PM
She thought the cat had a kidney infection and gave him yogurt to treat it. 

Poor kitty - had to suffer because greenbriar is retarded.

Poor kitty nothing.  Mrs. Dawson has innocent, defenseless children under her "care" on any given weekday - when she's not receiving chemo treatments, that is...

I fear for the yutes of Wichita.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: chitownchica on January 16, 2010, 05:38:17 PM
Haaa-- if she can't get a cat to the vet, I doubt she'd be a responsible (and kind/loving) slave owner like one of her students supposedly said.  She only cares about herself.


Poor kitty nothing.  Mrs. Dawson has innocent, defenseless children under her "care" on any given weekday - when she's not receiving chemo treatments, that is...

I fear for the yutes of Wichita.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on January 16, 2010, 07:10:57 PM
Don't know who the Glock belongs to. If I had to take a guess. I'd say Pam scoured the web looking for pic's to support her bouncies. Download em and upload em to Photobucket. Last year she said she was buying a pink Taurus. Her only gun. She has posted the cat/Glock pic's before.

Knowing the depth of her deceptions, I'd venture to guess that she was not on chemo.

It's all a ruse. Everything.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Ree on January 16, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
Did you check out the windowsill right next to the power strip?  :puke:
ZMOG...damn maybe she best spend some the money she spends on cruises and fake purses to fix up her house






BTW..what's so great about a coach purse? The one in the pic is butt ugly
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 16, 2010, 07:30:36 PM
Pam wants us to believe that the bald armed drunk lets her handle a loaded gun, like they have a "special needs" night at the indoor range:
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-16-10 04:12 PM
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24. He really took to hubby. The picture of him on Hubbys Glock was so cool
Hubby and I had just gotten back from target practice and hubby had just finished cleaning his gun, was getting ready to put it away and Spooky found his perch. Hubby just had to take the photo.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: NHSparky on January 17, 2010, 07:07:23 AM
Glock?  Seriously?

I'd say what I'm thinking right now, but I'm not really serious about it, and I don't want to get banned.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Gwitness on January 17, 2010, 08:30:07 AM
A Glock.... :rotf:   don't blow yourself up with it..........
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Tucker on January 17, 2010, 09:09:19 AM
A Glock.... :rotf:   don't blow yourself up with it..........

Only 40's. I seen three of em KB.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 17, 2010, 12:19:22 PM
Surprising a DUmmy would claim to own a Glock. They were the mythical invisible weapons for deceiving metal detectors at the air  port. Loaded with the mythical "cop killer" bullets or "DUm DUm" bullets, they're weapons too terrible to comtemplate. If they don't explode like a gas range.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: PatriotGame on January 17, 2010, 03:46:14 PM
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greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-16-10 01:05 PM
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RIP Spooky. My devil cat passed awaygreenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jan-16-10 01:05 PM
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RIP Spooky. My devil cat passed away
Oh you ****ing drugged-up chemo slut, I know for a fact that you fed that beautiful cat a saucer of anti-freeze.
Hopefully he slipped onto your head while you were asleep during an Oxycontin semi-coma and pissed in your mouth.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: PatriotGame on January 17, 2010, 03:52:32 PM
WTF is a step m-i-l? And who leaves their pistol out like that for the cat to play around? Plaxico Buress, maybe...
The drugged-up bitches life is full of contradictions and lies.
The DUmmy's REAL-BEST scenario is the self-aggrandizing bitch puts the business end of the Glock in her mouth, pulls the trigger, and lies helpless while "Blackie The Cat" gnaws on her remains.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: PatriotGame on January 17, 2010, 03:56:56 PM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 
It was then that I realized that YOUR passion for wood gave me wood.
Ummmm....we could have a mahoganous relationship.

 :-) :-) :tongue:
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 04:00:52 PM
Doh!

I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel? If half of what is written about Pam is true....oh man.

And my vote is that the gun belongs to someone else...and that the cat committed suicide.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 17, 2010, 04:10:18 PM
I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel?

That site hurts my eyes, I just peruse this one.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 17, 2010, 08:22:34 PM
Doh!

I love bad puns. But what I don't understand is how you guys can keep digging this stuff up. Are your eyes made of steel? If half of what is written about Pam is true....oh man.

And my vote is that the gun belongs to someone else...and that the cat committed suicide.

Well........If I was her cat, I'd be tryin' to figure out how I could lay down in front of the "pistola" and pull the trig!
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: AllosaursRus on January 17, 2010, 08:30:18 PM
What really bothers me is this stooooooopid twat is a frikkin' TEACHER!!!!
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 08:35:28 PM
Oh fudge.

I haven't been around this place long enough to be as familiar with these people as you guys are. Knowing that this ish sandwich is a teacher makes this less funny.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 17, 2010, 08:36:53 PM
Oh fudge.

I haven't been around this place long enough to as familiar with these people as you guys are. Knowing that this ish sandwich is a teacher makes this less funny.

She once claimed that a black student once told her she (Greenbriar) would have been a good slave owner.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 17, 2010, 08:39:46 PM
I bet her cat would disagree.
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: BEG on January 17, 2010, 08:55:23 PM
It was then that I realized that YOUR passion for wood gave me wood.
Ummmm....we could have a mahoganous relationship.

 :-) :-) :tongue:


Teak, Cherry, Birch, Walnut.....how is that for foreplay?   :p
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: diesel driver on January 18, 2010, 01:32:15 AM
I know you guys are going to give me crap but all I saw when I looked at those pictures was how terrible the wood was on every surface. 

I was wondering who's head is hiding behind the purse....
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: IassaFTots on January 18, 2010, 08:25:46 AM
Who lets their cat hang out next to a newly cleaned gun?
Title: Re: DUmmy Pam Spins A Dead Cat Bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on January 18, 2010, 01:40:08 PM
You all know that was not her only cat right ?  I'll bet she killed the other ones too.