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Title: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Traveshamockery on January 16, 2010, 11:03:34 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7473399#7480046

This thread quickly dissolves into a fight about the good ole state of Texas. 


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marmar  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)     Fri Jan-15-10 01:41 PM
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Teabaggers Plan to Shoot Up the Country if They Don't Get Their Way   Updated at 10:25 AM
   
Edited on Fri Jan-15-10 01:42 PM by marmar
via AlterNet's PEEK:

Tea Party Becomes the 'Vote Our Way or We Shoot You' Party

Posted by Devilstower , Daily Kos at 10:26 AM on January 15, 2010.

"We can go to the soap box, the ballot box, or we can go to the jury box. And hopefully we won't have to go to the bullet box."


Hey, the Tea Party "movement" isn't about violence, or racism, or any of that stuff. It's about calling the health care bill Nazi-inspired and reminding people that Barack Obama is an Indonesian Muslim. Oh, and remember to vote our way or we shoot you.


And then there's this display of brilliance and hypocrisy downthread: 

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Codeine  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)Fri Jan-15-10 01:50 PM
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9. Like all Americans of extremist political persuasion the Teabaggers are too fat, too lazy, too soft, and too comfortable to actually do anything but whine like the overfed toddlers that they are. Not a damned one will actually put down their pizza and their cigarettes long enough to accomplish jack shit.
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: TheSarge on January 16, 2010, 11:07:15 AM
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Codeine  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)Fri Jan-15-10 01:50 PM
Response to Original message

9. Like all Americans of extremist political persuasion the Teabaggers are too fat, too lazy, too soft, and too comfortable to actually do anything but whine like the overfed toddlers that they are. Not a damned one will actually put down their pizza and their cigarettes long enough to accomplish jack shit.


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-cjHop0-zbE/SSIbOVu9ciI/AAAAAAAAAac/M1bqQzjCCDY/s400/movie_projector.gif)

Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: JohnnyReb on January 16, 2010, 11:09:19 AM
...and the last comment was from an overwieght foodstamp user.... :rotf:
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Ree on January 16, 2010, 03:27:53 PM
fat people can shoot
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 16, 2010, 03:33:29 PM
fat people will shoot, cuz they ain't chasing you
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Ree on January 16, 2010, 03:36:50 PM
fat people will shoot, cuz they ain't chasing you
Why chase when ya got a scope
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 16, 2010, 04:58:23 PM
Why chase when ya got a scope

Hopefully, Ree, you'll have that scope on a .300 Winchester Magnum, or a comparably-powerful rifle.  Pink stocks are allowed.
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: TheSarge on January 16, 2010, 05:21:21 PM
Hopefully, Ree, you'll have that scope on a .300 Winchester Magnum, or a comparable.  Pink stocks are allowed.

So her Coach designed ammo pouch is a no-no too?
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Airwolf on January 16, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
If any of them want to see who folds first in the next big game then by all means give it a try asshats. Your shootin skillz had better be superior to what you see on TV.
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Chris_ on January 16, 2010, 07:35:03 PM
Why chase when ya got a scope

Just remember to "lead" them a little.......

doc
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Oceander on January 16, 2010, 09:20:17 PM
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Codeine  Donating Member  (1000+ posts)Fri Jan-15-10 01:50 PM
Response to Original message

9. Like all Americans of extremist political persuasion the Teabaggers are too fat, too lazy, too soft, and too comfortable to actually do anything but whine like the overfed toddlers that they are. Not a damned one will actually put down their pizza and their cigarettes long enough to accomplish jack shit.

That's funny, considering what they've already accomplished, including derailing the blitzkrieg that was Obamacare - now it's degenerated into WWI-style trench warfare, something that neither the Nazis in WWII, nor the Nazis currently running the Congress, can really withstand.
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2010, 04:32:12 AM
So her Coach designed ammo pouch is a no-no too?

As long as she gets it off of the body of . . . well, you know, . . . it's fine.  She may have to stitch ammo loops into it--use the Corinthian leather hides.

And Doc, with a .300 Win Mag, she won't have to lead them by much!
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: NHSparky on January 17, 2010, 06:58:38 AM
Hopefully, Ree, you'll have that scope on a .300 Winchester Magnum, or a comparably-powerful rifle.  Pink stocks are allowed.

I'll get this one for Ree...

(http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Gadget/Hello%20Kitty%20AR-15/Hello-Kitty-AR-15.jpg)
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2010, 08:05:51 AM
I'll get this one for Ree...

(http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Gadget/Hello%20Kitty%20AR-15/Hello-Kitty-AR-15.jpg)

 :rotf: :lmao:

That is a riot!  I suppose I should wait to get one for my daughter, however . . . turning 27 and all--27 months, that is . . .

Actually, Sparky, I was thinking of something in a pink M24 stock, seeing that the Army is re-chambering all of its' M24s to .300 Win Mag . . .
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 17, 2010, 12:05:56 PM
I'll get this one for Ree...

(http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Gadget/Hello%20Kitty%20AR-15/Hello-Kitty-AR-15.jpg)

That is the perfect 12 year birthday gift
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Ree on January 17, 2010, 04:19:14 PM
NO PINK GUNS..I HATE PINK!!!!

Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: franksolich on January 17, 2010, 04:52:50 PM
NO PINK GUNS..I HATE PINK!!!!

Whaaaa.....it?  You're not a girl?
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 17, 2010, 05:25:20 PM
Whaaaa.....it?  You're not a girl?

I think she's a girl.  She may not like pink, that's all.

Would a camo stock do, Ree?

And, Coach, how'd the handgun search go, anyway?
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: AprilRazz on January 18, 2010, 12:16:18 AM
NO PINK GUNS..I HATE PINK!!!!


Hubby did a nice AR-15 in desert camo with little Hello Kitty heads. It is girlie enough that a friends 10 year old fell in love with it. He is doing my .9mm with the second amendment in purple script all over it. Does not have to be pink to be feminine. ;)
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Ree on January 18, 2010, 09:07:28 AM
Whaaaa.....it?  You're not a girl?
Not a "girl"..I'm a grown up woman...Pink clashes with my red hair...
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Ree on January 18, 2010, 09:09:24 AM
I think she's a girl.  She may not like pink, that's all.

Would a camo stock do, Ree?

And, Coach, how'd the handgun search go, anyway?
I prefer flat black
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 18, 2010, 09:31:58 AM
I prefer flat black

Like one of these.

(http://www.rifle-accuracy.com/images2/bcmed296102.gif)

Makes sense.
Title: Re: Oh Noes: Tea Party People Are Going to Shoot Us or Something
Post by: Randy on January 18, 2010, 01:32:53 PM
I prefer flat black

 :-)
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y4/Randomluck/gums/akk5.jpg)










Note: while the image has a watermark it's my gun that I own.