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Title: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 15, 2010, 06:54:52 PM: http://www.marthacoakley.com/blog/details/neighbor

Hello Sir, I am calling on behalf of the Martha Coakley campaign. She would call herself but she is at a huge fundraiser with Big Pharma and Insurance Corporation executives.

Martha Coakley isnâ€™t willing to shake hands with regular people because she is above all of you Fenway slobs, just like the Kennedy family. She is fit to sit in the seat.

Another position she holds that should win your vote is to keep those awful Catholics out of the hospitals, those darned Papists insist on their religious freedom. Stupid laws allow that sort of thing right now.

Besides that she is in love with Obama..care. She wants to deny oldsters certain medical procedures so we can keep the younger people alive. Weâ€™ll save money from it and from letting those Social Security recipients die a little younger. Thats fiscal responsibility!

Sure there have been missteps, like misspelling the name of the state and using the World Trade Center as a symbol of greed. Those just came from the heart and should have been run by a focus group like we normally do.

Of course she wants to pull the troops out of Afghanistan, ainâ€™t no terrorists there. Theyâ€™re all over here in the TEA party rallies.

So can Martha Coakley have your vote or what?
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 15, 2010, 07:06:42 PM: That's almost worth cold calling people in mASSaTWOshits.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 07:14:10 PM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 15, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's almost worth cold calling people in mASSaTWOshits.

Well, c'mon Bunny. You have the writing bug. Polish it. I think it would be an ~~great~~ entertaining way for 'Cavers to spend the weekend, especially with the Big Zero coming to town.

My skype account has unlimited calling to any phone in the US or Canuckistan, and the advantage of not being recognizable on caller ID. This could be fun.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 15, 2010, 07:17:29 PM: I'm in.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 15, 2010, 08:16:11 PM: Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on January 15, 2010, 07:06:42 PM
That's almost worth cold calling people in mASSaTWOshits.

Would this be on their dime? heh.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on January 15, 2010, 08:18:09 PM: Quote from: FGL on January 15, 2010, 08:16:11 PM
Would this be on their dime? heh.
Why not? The dumb ****s let themselves be taxed for everything else.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 15, 2010, 08:19:46 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 07:14:10 PM
My skype account has unlimited calling to any phone in the US or Canuckistan, and the advantage of not being recognizable on caller ID. This could be fun.

It would be cool, too bad I can't record a call, I would so do it at least once and post it online.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 15, 2010, 08:20:37 PM: Quote from: Aaron Burr on January 15, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
I'm in.

if I had a way to record it I would try it. It would be the coolest thing on Youtube audio-wise.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 08:22:57 PM: Quote from: FGL on January 15, 2010, 08:19:46 PM
It would be cool, too bad I can't record a call, I would so do it at least once and post it online.

Any PC has a .wav file recorder. Just set that up and hit record when the DUmmy picks up the phone.

Just remember, you don't get to laugh at them until AFTER they hang up... :popcorn:

ETA: Just checked out my own PC, which has a fresh install of Windows 7 on it. The recorder is still there. I just punched in 'Sound Recorder' in the start menu's search bar and it launched it for me.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 15, 2010, 08:39:31 PM: Quote from: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 08:22:57 PM
Any PC has a .wav file recorder. Just set that up and hit record when the DUmmy picks up the phone.

Just remember, you don't get to laugh at them until AFTER they hang up... :popcorn:

ETA: Just checked out my own PC, which has a fresh install of Windows 7 on it. The recorder is still there. I just punched in 'Sound Recorder' in the start menu's search bar and it launched it for me.

If someone does this, share it!!
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: Chris on January 15, 2010, 09:28:11 PM: Ja... I don't think they show off the sound recorder anymore, but if you run 'sndrec32' from the Start menu, it should bring it up.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: Oceander on January 15, 2010, 09:31:27 PM: I am soooo tempted to do that!

EDIT: I checked out that idiot blog page - the fools are so afraid of the response they'd get, they've even turned off the comments. By the by, I didn't realize that it was Barack Obama running for that senate seat in Mass. - why else would his campaign logo be on the telephone logo?

(http://mcoakley.s3.amazonaws.com/1065/votecoakley.com.jpg)

Speaking of which - that must be one of those new communist Obamaphones - like the old soviet-style ones, with no numbers because you pick up the receiver, say the name of the person you want to talk to, and the secret police agent listening in on the line will automatically connect your call to that person.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 10:28:45 PM: Hell, I make one smart-ass comment, and it seems I'm on the DNC's e-mail roster for life. (God only knows how many illegal campaign donations have already been made to The Ã˜ne using my identity.) I may just sign on to this little phone bank; just see how many wrenches I can throw into the works from the frozen high country of Colorado. This just might be a load of fun...
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: Oceander on January 15, 2010, 10:34:04 PM: Hey, what maybe we can get Obama to seize and nationalize the phone companies, too! Then we can all be calling each other on the local (communist) party line using our brand-new, state-of-the-art Obamaphones:

(http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx221/B_Oceander/Obama/Obamaphone.jpg)
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: Aaron Burr on January 15, 2010, 10:39:05 PM: Jesus Christ I love this website.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: DefiantSix on January 15, 2010, 11:41:45 PM: Quote from: Chris on January 15, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
Ja... I don't think they show off the sound recorder anymore, but if you run 'sndrec32' from the Start menu, it should bring it up.

On an out of the box install of Windows, there's a shortcut icon to it in the 'All Programs'/'Accessories' folder of the start menu.
Title: Re: You Can Make Calls at Home for Martha Coakley (*snicker*)
Post by: The Village Idiot on January 16, 2010, 12:09:37 AM: Quote from: Aaron Burr on January 15, 2010, 10:39:05 PM
Jesus Christ I love this website.

I do too