The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Specbid on January 15, 2010, 10:31:39 AM
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Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Patriot's flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black sidewalk, a 50
foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every
window, a Ravens towel.
Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I
even won a few Super bowls."
God said, "So what's your point Tom?"
"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's mine."
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